Best Compliments You've Received?

10 years ago

"I wish I could make you laugh like that more often. You're beautiful all the time, but when you smile like that, I swear my world stops."

I really liked that.

I get complimented, but it just means that they are nice people.

A great insult, that hits me out of left field, I consider the best compliment.

The best compliment I've ever heard was a beautiful woman, turning me down on a date. She said, "You have qualities that I find very attractive...in other men"

It was the perfectly structured way to turn a man down. It made my day.

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lanfear63

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

"I wish I could make you laugh like that more often. You're beautiful all the time, but when you smile like that, I swear my world stops."

I really liked that.

I get complimented, but it just means that they are nice people.

A great insult, that hits me out of left field, I consider the best compliment.

The best compliment I've ever heard was a beautiful woman, turning me down on a date. She said, "You have qualities that I find very attractive...in other men"

It was the perfectly structured way to turn a man down. It made my day.

"The best compliment I've ever heard was a beautiful woman, turning me down on a date. She said, "You have qualities that I find very attractive...in other Marsupials"

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Kurt

10 years ago

I never get tired of hearing that I'm the anti-Claude...not to be confused when during the bi-weekly Wooster Cross-Dressers Parade, Claude participates as Auntie Claude.

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lanfear63

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

I never get tired of hearing that I'm the anti-Claude...not to be confused when during the bi-weekly Wooster Cross-Dressers Parade, Claude participates as Auntie Claude.

In order to be the Anti-Claude you must check to see if the secret combination of numbers and letters are in the form of a birthmark, hidden under your hair on your scalp. Which in Claude's case would be 1800 TRANNY

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David Beroff 10 years ago

I don't know about the best compliment, but as far as most influential....

I had been working in a tech support role for four years, knowing that I had to transition from traditional employment back to self-employment, but I was struggling to find a business model that would actually, y'know, pay the bills. Over the years, a number of completely different customers made a point of telling me, with only slight variations, "Wow, David! You have a really great voice. You should really consider pursuing some sort of career with that!"

I'll be very honest: While I might've agreed with the first part, I had never thought about actually earning a living this way, because I had pretty much assumed that the voice talent careers followed the pattern of professional sports, where there is a tiny group of very well-known and talented people who earn extremely good livings... and then there's everyone else, who don't. I didn't want to chase a very-low-probability dream.

Finally, after hearing the compliment for the umpteenth time, I figured, what the hey; it certainly couldn't hurt to at least try and test the waters. So I hung up a very simple shingle at Upwork (at the time oDesk) in October, started to build a voiceover business of sorts, and eventually quit my job in April. I still have a way to go before I'm making "fantastic" money, but for the moment, I'm able to pursue a few different self-employment avenues, plant seeds, diversify income, and, y'know, pay the bills.
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HeySal

10 years ago

When I was in college I was having domestic problems and had a 28 credit semester with all major reading and writing courses my last semester. My Linguistics prof told me that my powers of concentration and focus were phenomenal and that it was unbelievable how I was able to actually do quality work on top of the bs going on at home. I've always remembered that one.

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AprilCT

10 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

When I was in college I was having domestic problems and had a 28 credit semester with all major reading and writing courses my last semester. My Linguistics prof told me that my powers of concentration and focus were phenomenal and that it was unbelievable how I was able to actually do quality work on top of the bs going on at home. I've always remembered that one.

28 credit semester, Sal? That's phenomenal and a tremendous, huge, gigantic accomplishment!

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HeySal

10 years ago

Originally Posted by AprilCT

28 credit semester, Sal? That's phenomenal and a tremendous, huge, gigantic accomplishment!

Funny - when I look back at it, I just call it a streak of bizarre stupidity. I slept 4 hours a night max for 4 months and pulled a lot of all nighters. I couldn't do it now, but I was young and energetic. I pulled several 21credit hour semesters. My BA took me 3 years. I was in a hurry, what can I say? LMAO. After I graduated, I slept for about a month straight and did almost nothing else.

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BigFrank

Banned 10 years ago

A woman once told me, "You have the kind of face that I like. Like to throw rocks at."

I replied, "That's really nice, mom."

Cheers. - Frank

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Dan Riffle

10 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

A woman once told me, "You have the kind of face that I like. Like to throw rocks at."

I replied, "That's really nice, mom."

Cheers. - Frank

Did you steal that from Claude or are you two actually brothers?

(The above can also serve as your worst compliment.)

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BigFrank

Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Did you steal that from Claude or are you two actually brothers?

If by your question you are implying that Claude has been using my original material without payment or attribution, then I can only surmise that everything that everyone says about him is abhorrently factual.

(The above can also serve as your worst compliment.)

That isn't even remotely close. You can be assured of that.

Cheers. - Frank

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Did you steal that from Claude or are you two actually brothers?

(The above can also serve as your worst compliment.)

Originally Posted by BigFrank

If by your question you are implying that Claude has been using my original material without payment or attribution, then I can only surmise that everything that everyone says about him is abhorrently factual.
That isn't even remotely close. You can be assured of that.

Cheers. - Frank

Wonderful. I'm just sitting here...minding my own business.

And Riffle insults me, for no reason...

And Big Frank (Named after the world's largest hot dog), is now going to sue me for non-payment.

Frank just reminded me...what would it be like having Frank as a brother?

To me, Frank would be the inspiration, that would drive me to great accomplishments. The intellectual equal that I could bounce ideas off of, sharpening my mental ax....honing my wit....inspiring me.

And to Frank, I would be...spare parts.

Frank reminds me of the man I could have been.

Riffle reminds me of the man I was.....before I discovered girls.

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BigFrank Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Wonderful. I'm just sitting here...minding my own business.

Translation: Eating Pringles and watching gay porn.

And Riffle insults me, for no reason...

You're breathing. That's reason, enough!

And Big Frank (Named after the world's largest hot dog),

You've got that reversed.

is now going to sue me for non-payment.

Right. For your prized can of beanie-weenies.

Frank just reminded me...what would it be like having Frank as a brother?

Translation: Thinking, wishing, hoping and praying.

To me, Frank would be the inspiration,

As I am to mankind, in general.

that would drive me to great accomplishments.

And the delusion keeps on rolling.

The intellectual equal

Translation. Frank is brilliant. I'm an imbecile.

that I could bounce ideas off of,

Someone should drop you off of a tall building and watch you bounce like a fat tub of goo.

sharpening my mental ax

Translation: Sharpening my pencil dick.

....honing my wit....

Translation: Boning my raccoon.

inspiring me.

Perspiring profusely.

And to Frank, I would be...spare parts.

Relegated to the defective bin.

Frank reminds me of the man I could have been.

But never will be.

Riffle reminds me of the man I was.....before I discovered girls.

That I buried in my basement and forgot about.

Cheers. - Frank
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  I don't like Pringles.
  
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lanfear63 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Did you steal that from Claude or are you two actually brothers?

(The above can also serve as your worst compliment.)

As children, Frank and Claude were both very close, some people said they were joined at the hip, that's because they were. They were born twins but Claude was joined to Franks hip facing backwards (which amused Frank when he got wind). Claude did not fully grow and remained a baby until he was separated from Frank at the age of ten. After that, Claude grew in leaps and bounds going through many different sized leotards.

Claude idolized his brother. When Frank entered the acting profession aged 16, Claude wanted to do that too. Unfortunately there careers were to diverge as Claude entered a mental institution. This led to his crazy occupation as door to door undertaker. Not having much success at that he finally realized that he should be selling something that people might buy more often

Frank in the meantime went on to star in many stage plays, tv baby powder commercials and bit parts as a horse in bonanza. Frank narrowly missed getting a lead role in Woody Allen's, Paul Blart, Mall Cop 2.

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hardraysnight

10 years ago

if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me - think it is hall and oates

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BigFrank

Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by hardraysnight

if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me - think it is hall and oates

Actually more like Henny Youngman, circa 1950. Could have been Bob Hope on a WW2 USO tour. Not sure, which. Could have been Groucho or even W.C. Fields. Music-wise, it was The Bellamy Brothers.

Cheers. - Frank

P.S. Yeah - I get it - I'm old.

Once again - as always, I am 100% correct. lol

Says Bellamy, "I have to give credit for that line to Groucho Marx. That's going way back. Of course you've heard of the Marx Brothers. Groucho used to have a show on TV when we were growing up - which I hate to even admit how long ago that was - but he had a show called You Bet Your Life, and he'd have guests on, and different quiz questions. And Groucho smoked a cigar - that tells you how long ago it was, he smoked cigars on a TV show. He'd use that line occasionally, he'd say, 'If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?' and shake his cigar and kind of raise his eyebrows. So we had heard that line growing up, and our family always had a weird southern sense of humor, and they'd use that line around a lot. So it just came one day that it'd be a great song title."

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HeySal

10 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Actually more like Henny Youngman, circa 1950. Could gave been Bob Hope on a WW2 USO tour. Not sure, which. Could have been Groucho or even W.C. Fields. Music-wise, it was The Bellamy Brothers.

Cheers. - Frank

P.S. Yeah - I get it - I'm old.

Once again - as always, I am 100% correct. lol

Says Bellamy, "I have to give credit for that line to Groucho Marx. That's going way back. Of course you've heard of the Marx Brothers. Groucho used to have a show on TV when we were growing up - which I hate to even admit how long ago that was - but he had a show called You Bet Your Life, and he'd have guests on, and different quiz questions. And Groucho smoked a cigar - that tells you how long ago it was, he smoked cigars on a TV show. He'd use that line occasionally, he'd say, 'If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?' and shake his cigar and kind of raise his eyebrows. So we had heard that line growing up, and our family always had a weird southern sense of humor, and they'd use that line around a lot. So it just came one day that it'd be a great song title."

That line is in one of his movies, too. I'm thinking it was Horse Feathers, but don't remember for sure. I remember the line, though. Groucho is one of my favs.

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bizgrower

10 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

That line is in one of his movies, too. I'm thinking it was Horse Feathers, but don't remember for sure. I remember the line, though. Groucho is one of my favs.

When I was a kid, I wanted to play matchmaker with my Grandma and Groucho. I really thought it would be a good thing.

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bizgrower

10 years ago

I leave for a day and Riffle, Lanfear and Kurt create Frankenclaude

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Kurt 10 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

I leave for a day and Riffle, Lanfear and Kurt create Frankenclaude

After being called the Anti-Claude, that's the second best compliment I've ever had.
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lanfear63

10 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

I leave for a day and Riffle, Lanfear and Kurt create Frankenclaude

The "Trans"-alvanian monster.

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Kurt

10 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

The "Trans"-alvanian monster.

Since we're talking about Claude, wouldn't Cookie Monster be more accurate?

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Since we're talking about Claude, wouldn't Cookie Monster be more accurate?

Are you saying that, because I'm fat?

I have an eating disorder. A little sensitivity would be nice.

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lanfear63 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Are you saying that, because I'm fat?

I have an eating disorder. A little sensitivity would be nice.

Your always eating dis-order, that order, and any other order of food you can get your hands on.
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Kurt 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Are you saying that, because I'm fat?

Yes........
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Dan Riffle

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I have an eating disorder. A little sensitivity would be nice.

Once again you bungle the joke. It supposed to go like this: I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

Your always eating dis-order, that order, and any other order of food you can get your hands on.

Originally Posted by Kurt

Yes........

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Once again you bungle the joke. It supposed to go like this: I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

OK, I like a good joke, just like the next guy. But don't you three think you are carrying this a little too far? Sure, I'm overweight....but obviously I have self image problems, and low self esteem.

Couldn't you be a little nicer?

I don't understand where all this hate is coming from. Can't we all just treat each other a little better? I thought we were all friends.

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bizgrower

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

OK, I like a good joke, just like the next guy. But don't you three think you are carrying this a little too far? Sure, I'm overweight....but obviously I have self image problems, and low self esteem.

Couldn't you be a little nicer?

I don't understand where all this hate is coming from. Can't we all just treat each other a little better? I thought we were all friends.

Friends don't turn friends into Frankenclaude.

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lanfear63

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

OK, I like a good joke, just like the next guy. But don't you three think you are carrying this a little too far? Sure, I'm overweight....but obviously I have self image problems, and low self esteem.

Couldn't you be a little nicer?

I don't understand where all this hate is coming from. Can't we all just treat each other a little better? I thought we were all friends.

Could someone call an ambulance. I think he's showing signs of having had a stroke.

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Dan Riffle 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Can't we all just treat each other a little better?

Absolutely not.
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Kurt

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I thought we were all friends.

If by saying "we were all friends" you meant "we were all friends, except Claude", then I agree.

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

If by saying "we were all friends" you meant "we were all friends, except Claude", then I agree.

Honestly, I thought we were all friends. It saddens me to find out that I'm not considered one of you.

I wish I knew what I did to cause such hostility toward me. I admit that I'm overweight. But I overeat to try to fill the hole that is in my heart, from not having friends. Sure, we all engaged in a little friendly ribbing. But making fun of my appearance, just hurts a little too much.

What can I do, to be included in the group? It's very important to me. You're the only friends I have.

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Dan Riffle 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

What can I do, to be included in the group? It's very important to me. You're the only friends I have.

We are taking applications for a new mascot...

Edit: this post original mentioned some form of remuneration. However, I decided that not even cold hard cash can buy my friendship.

It can, however, buy a place on my ignore list.
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lanfear63

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Honestly, I thought we were all friends. It saddens me to find out that I'm not considered one of you.

I wish I knew what I did to cause such hostility toward me. I admit that I'm overweight. But I overeat to try to fill the hole that is in my heart, from not having friends. Sure, we all engaged in a little friendly ribbing. But making fun of my appearance, just hurts a little too much.

What can I do, to be included in the group? It's very important to me. You're the only friends I have.

My Son, to join this elite and secret fraternity involves many difficult tasks and sadistic rituals, and fees, I cannot stress the fees enough, some are hidden. Are you prepared to show your worthiness and undertake the tasks which will mean much hardship, pain and abstinence from dounut eating for many months? What say you?

Or you could circumnavigate all this by asking us to PM our paypal information to you and make a sizable donation to each!

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Kurt 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

What can I do, to be included in the group? It's very important to me. You're the only friends I have.

Send me money. I accept Paypal.
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BigFrank

Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I admit that I'm overweight.

Yes - reserving a private tether at Lakehurst is one way of admitting that you are overweight.

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Yes - reserving a private tether at Lakehurst is one way of admitting that you are overweight.

Cheers. - Frank

You guys seem to be enjoying yourself. Hasn't it ever occurred to any of you that I could be hurting emotionally?

Feelings aren't something to be toyed with.

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lanfear63

10 years ago

"A great insult, that hits me out of left field, I consider the best compliment"

Don't listen to him guys, he's trying some of that reverse psychology, coupled with clinical mentalism and hypnotic writing in the hope that someone will crack and ask whats wrong. Then he will pounce.

Clever

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Dan Riffle 10 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

"A great insult, that hits me out of left field, I consider the best compliment"

And that's why I've refused to provide any great insults.
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  Once again you bungle the joke. It supposed to go like this: I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
  
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  And that's why I've refused to provide any great insults.
  
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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

"A great insult, that hits me out of left field, I consider the best compliment"

Don't listen to him guys, he's trying some of that reverse psychology, coupled with clinical mentalism and hypnotic writing in the hope that someone will crack and ask whats wrong. Then he will pounce.

Clever

I was hoping someone would crack. But you nailing it, was just as rewarding.

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

And that's why I've refused to provide any great insults.

Refusing to provide a good insult may be the funniest thing you could do.

I was actually hoping someone normal would come to my rescue, and then you, Biz, Kurt, or Mark would set them straight.

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Dan Riffle 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I was actually hoping someone normal would come to my rescue, and then you, Biz, Kurt, or Mark would set them straight.

I've seen more cleverly devised ruses on episodes of Punky Brewster.
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BigFrank Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

You guys seem to be enjoying yourself.

I can't speak for anyone else, but I'm having a blast.

Hasn't it ever occurred to any of you that I could be hurting emotionally?

Yes. That did occur to me. I thought about it, laughed about it and then forgot about it.

Feelings aren't something to be toyed with.

My shrink tell me that quite often. And yet, somehow, I still enjoy bringing her to tears.

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10 years ago

I have two that keeps driving me nuts,

"If I had not known my husband, you won't be able to get ride of me."

Then another " You made me fall madly in love when on our first date, you where not so passionate about making love. That night I could not sleep. I felt some sort of betrayal...as if I had loss something."

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seven4

10 years ago

Once, I got a compliment I reminded a certain person of Ron Swanson, tv character from the show Parks And Rec.

It was kinda cool

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Dan Riffle 10 years ago

Originally Posted by seven4

Once, I got a compliment I reminded a certain person of Ron Swanson, tv character from the show Parks And Rec.

It was kinda cool

That might be the ultimate compliment.
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- seven4 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  That might be the ultimate compliment.
  
  You're right I was really honored
  
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bizgrower 10 years ago

Originally Posted by seven4

Once, I got a compliment I reminded a certain person of Ron Swanson, tv character from the show Parks And Rec.

It was kinda cool

That would be kinda cool. Very funny actor. Reminds me of a Summer when I had about five different incidents of
people thinking I looked like "JB", the lead singer of Widespread Panic. One time I heard someone
say as their group walked by, "Naw, if it were him, his shirt would be untucked." LOL I should tell JB
that if he wants to go incognito, all he has to do is tuck his shirt in.

In case you're one of the few (like me) who has not watched Parks and Rec:

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thunderbird

10 years ago

To be honest, I get uncomfortable, embarrassed, and even suspicious when I receive lavish praise. As others point out, sometimes it is given out way too easily.

By the way, bizgrower, you are a genius!

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bizgrower

10 years ago

Originally Posted by thunderbird

To be honest, I get uncomfortable, embarrassed, and even suspicious when I receive lavish praise. As others point out, sometimes it is given out way too easily.

By the way, bizgrower, you are a genius!

Why thank you so.... um, wait a minute here.

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BigFrank

Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by thunderbird

To be honest, I get uncomfortable, embarrassed, and even suspicious when I receive lavish praise.

I have gotten quite used to it over the decades. Having all of those floral bouquets hurled at you does not become less disconcerting over time, though.

Cheers. - Frank

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

I have gotten quite used to it over the decades. Having all of those floral bouquets hurled at you does not become less disconcerting over time, though.

Cheers. - Frank

Frank; People throwing rotten vegetables at you.....is not the same as a floral bouquet.

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bizgrower 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Frank; People throwing rotten vegetables at you.....is not the same as a floral bouquet.

To narcissists, reality matters not.
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- Claude Whitacre 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by bizgrower
  
  To narcissists, reality matters not.
  
  Oh great...another thing I have in common with Frank.
  
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  BigFrank Banned 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Oh great...the one thing I have in common with Frank.
  
  All fixed.
  
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- BigFrank Banned 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by bizgrower
  
  To narcissists, reality matters not.
  
  Of course it does. In reality, my reality is the only thing that truly matters. See what I did, there. :-)
  
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  Claude Whitacre 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by BigFrank
  
  Of course it does. In reality, my reality is the only thing that truly matters. See what I did, there. :-)
  
  Cheers. - Frank
  
  Sorry, what were you saying? I was thinking about myself.
  
  People call me a narcissist. But if it isn't something I've said, it can't be that important.
  
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  BigFrank Banned 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Sorry, what were you saying? I was thinking about myself.
  
  For most narcissists that would be heavenly, but how the hell can you endure that?
  
  People call me a narcissist.
  
  After they run thru the entire gamut of expletives.
  
  But if it isn't something I've said, it can't be that important.
  
  Trust me. If you've said it, it's not important to anyone but you and you're iffy on it, too.
  
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lanfear63 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Frank; People throwing rotten vegetables at you.....is not the same as a floral bouquet.

It is if your throwing Cauli-Flowers
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- BigFrank Banned 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by lanfear63
  
  It is if your throwing Cauli-Flowers
  
  If they are rotten then they would be 'Claudie-Flowers.'
  
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BigFrank Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Frank; People throwing rotten vegetables at you.....is not the same as a floral bouquet.

As long as they are throwing very carefully selected, 'past-their-prime' vegetables worth of my standing, there is no problem.

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