Would You Eat a Semen Cookie for $1.69 Million Dollars?

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Put it another way, 82 elementary school students got an award of $139 million from their school district after their teacher fed them cookies laced with his semen. That award amounts to around $1.69 million per student.

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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Things are getting more whacked every day. I swear the amount of sane people still left is dwindling daily. I'm wondering how many parents are going to sue that dude senseless for feeding that to their kids.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Things are getting more whacked every day. I swear the amount of sane people still left is dwindling daily. I'm wondering how many parents are going to sue that dude senseless for feeding that to their kids.
      Yes, in AU, the younger generation, due mainly to free tv, being a wasteland, lack incentive, drive or initiative, just what the sociopaths that control everything want!

      Much easier to control a population of mindless sheep, than one that questions socially acceptable BS!


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      • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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        Tastes like chicken.

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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          The allegations in this case go back many years - and I have to wonder why the govt agencies don't rush in to investigate a school system and how it's being run as they do with police forces.
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        • Profile picture of the author butters
          Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

          Tastes like chicken.

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          Everything which isn't chicken tastes like chicken!
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          • Profile picture of the author HDRider
            Originally Posted by butters View Post

            Everything which isn't chicken tastes like chicken!
            So what does chicken taste like?
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            • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
              Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

              You're just trying to be gross. Please don't hijack a serious culinary discussion.

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              You are right, l should have said Crispy Cream Seamen Donuts!

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              • Profile picture of the author discrat
                I never heard about this. And this is just sick as hell.

                I get the humor here guys with your Posts.

                But honestly right now I can't rap my brain about what this Psychopath did to these kids.

                Iam trying to picture this in my head , the events and how he would do this...just can't talk right now , going to throw up in commode !
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

          Tastes like chicken.

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          You would know.
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          • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            You would know.
            It's what the note stated in the sampler you sent. You were correct.

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        • Profile picture of the author georgestanley032
          It tastes like chicken? Ugh. Well, if i will be paid a million dollars, why wouldn't I? I don't think it will be bad for my health. Semen are proteins! lol
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by georgestanley032 View Post

            It tastes like chicken? Ugh. Well, if i will be paid a million dollars, why wouldn't I? I don't think it will be bad for my health. Semen are proteins! lol

            Yes, I have to agree, semen are proteins. I should get a T-Shirt that says that.
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            • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              Yes, I have to agree, semen are proteins. I should get a T-Shirt that says that.
              So, if you looked that up in the Dictionary, it would say, "see - men"?

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  • Profile picture of the author jewelraz
    Yack! I would never eat that cookie. Do the students you mention know that they are eating semen cookie??? I feel like vomiting. What's wrong with these people?
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  • Profile picture of the author nickto21
    Ok,I'll bite. Yep,I would eat the cookie for a million 6.
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    • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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      Originally Posted by nickto21 View Post

      Ok,I'll bite. Yep,I would eat the cookie for a million 6. Steve
      As would anyone, although no one would admit to it. I know of parents that would eat their first-born for a helluva lot less than that - and ask for seconds!

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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

        As would anyone, although no one would admit to it. I know of parents that would eat their first-born for a helluva lot less than that - and ask for seconds!

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        I would be willing to eat my first born for a million dollars...but not a semen cookie...because that's just yucky.
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          I would be willing to eat my first born for a million dollars...but not a semen cookie...because that's just yucky.
          Does that include a semen dunut?

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          • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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            Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

            Does that include a semen dunut?
            You're just trying to be gross. Please don't hijack a serious culinary discussion.

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        • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          I would be willing to eat my first born for a million dollars...but not a semen cookie...because that's just yucky.
          True - and a properly prepared first-born, especially if basted continuously, is oh, so yummy-delish.

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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    I'm willing to bet roughly half the population would've done it for jewelry.
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    • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      I'm willing to bet roughly half the population would've done it for jewelry.
      Or an iPhone.

      F.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      I'm willing to bet roughly half the population would've done it for jewelry.
      I'm willing to take that bet. You just bake 3,500,000,000 cookies, laced with semen (I have a source for the semen)....If everyone eats the cookie for jewelry, I'll give you twenty dollars.
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      • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        (I have a source for the semen)
        I'm already booked, today.

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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        I'm willing to take that bet. You just bake 3,500,000,000 cookies, laced with semen (I have a source for the semen)....If everyone eats the cookie for jewelry, I'll give you twenty dollars.

        I think you need to think a little deeper about my comment.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          I think you need to think a little deeper about my comment.
          Damn you......I missed it completely.

          Cleverer than I thought it was, at first read.

          By the way, I know for a fact that it's half the world's population...minus one.
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    • Profile picture of the author MikeAmbrosio
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      I'm willing to bet roughly half the population would've done it for jewelry.
      Um, probably more than half of the population already eats (swallows) semen for free...1.69 million would just be "icing" on the cake.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by MikeAmbrosio View Post

        Um, probably more than half of the population already eats (swallows) semen for free...1.69 million would just be "icing" on the cake.


        I was countering the women who won't with the men who will. Just an off-the-cuff approximation.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          I was countering the women who won't with the men who will. Just an off-the-cuff approximation.
          Thank you. We were all wondering what mental gymnastics you had to go through to get to "Half the world's population".

          And saying it was just "off the cuff" shows a humility....while also showing genius...that we have all come to expect from you.
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          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            Thank you. We were all wondering what mental gymnastics you had to go through to get to "Half the world's population".

            And saying it was just "off the cuff" shows a humility....while also showing genius...that we have all come to expect from you.


            Just so you know, I included you in the "men who will" column.
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            • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              Just so you know, I included you in the "men who will" column.
              We knew that.

              F.
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              • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                I'm willing to take that bet. You just bake 3,500,000,000 cookies, laced with semen (I have a source for the semen)....If everyone eats the cookie for jewelry, I'll give you twenty dollars.
                Yes, easy mix a male dorm room with free porn and a few plastic containers, and the job is done?

                Just screen for AIDS, etc and it would be good to go?

                I bet WC is dying to reply to this one, he, he!

                Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

                I'm already booked, today.

                Cheers. - Frank
                We know!

                But a few hours after munching into your scrumptious first born roast? I hope that you are having button potatoes and mint jelly?

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                • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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                  Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

                  We know!
                  You should. You booked the entire day.
                  But a few hours after munching into your scrumptious first born roast? I hope that you are having button potatoes and mint jelly?
                  Nice try. Somehow, I don't think that's what you are looking forward to munching. At least you got the 'scrumptious' part, right. lol

                  Cheers. - Frank
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                  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                    Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

                    You should. You booked the entire day.
                    Nice try. Somehow, I don't think that's what you are looking forward to munching. At least you got the 'scrumptious' part, right. lol

                    Cheers. - Frank
                    That'll teach me to mix with the master?

                    Booked the whole day, no, you have all those Fiverr gigs to fill!

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                      Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

                      That'll teach me to mix with the master?
                      Hopefully!
                      Booked the whole day, no, you have all those Fiverr gigs to fill!
                      What? Am I no loger outsourcing those gigs to you? How will you eat???

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  • Profile picture of the author ChrisNosal
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    As long as there's no adverse health effects wtf do I care lol... a few seconds of eating for $1.69 million to change the entire rest of my life, yea I think it's worth it.
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    • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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      Originally Posted by ChrisNosal View Post

      As long as there's no adverse health effects wtf do I care lol... a few seconds of eating for $1.69 million to change the entire rest of my life, yea I think it's worth it.
      An honest man walks amongst us. We'd all do it. Wave that cash in front of anyone and see how fast they'd snatch that cookie out of your hand and shove it down their throat.

      In my experience the secret is to chew for the shortest amount of time possible before swallowing.

      Cheers. - Frank
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

        An honest man walks amongst us. We'd all do it. Wave that cash in front of anyone and see how fast they'd snatch that cookie out of your hand and shove it down their throat.

        In my experience the secret is to chew for the shortest amount of time possible before swallowing.

        Cheers. - Frank
        In your experience?
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          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          In your experience?
          Uh, I meant to say, "From what Claude has told me!"

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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    Originally Posted by derekwong28 View Post

    Put it another way, 82 elementary school students got an award of $139 million from their school district after their teacher fed them cookies laced with his semen. That award amounts to around $1.69 million per student.

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    I suppose we should be thankful he wasn't feeding them brownies.
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  • Profile picture of the author derekwong28
    I find the size of the settlement very disturbing. You can build a few new schools for $139 million. That money is now going to taken away for use for other students in that district. Some parents claimed that their kids were suicidal because of it. I have great difficulty in believing this.
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    Did the teachers wife provide the milk?

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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Well, I'm gonna go there.

    1. Most adult women know what semen tastes like.
    2. If it tasted like chicken or chocolate, probably all adult women would know what it tastes like.
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    • Profile picture of the author discrat
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Well, I'm gonna go there.

      1. Most adult women know what semen tastes like.
      Sal,
      What are you sayin' ?
      My image of you has been forever scarred
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Well, I'm gonna go there.

      1. Most adult women know what semen tastes like.
      Probably, but most of them, like Bill Clinton doesn't inhale, don't swallow.

      They may taste but refuse to swallow and those poor little kids didn't get that option!

      I'm all for letting the punishment fit the crime and I think justice would be served if he spent 10 years in prison for every child he fed one of those DNA tainted cookies. Moreover, his every breakfast, lunch and dinner should consist of semen laced cookies, the semen provided by all of the other male prisoners!

      Aren't you glad I'm not a judge, lol!


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        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Probably, but most of them, like Bill Clinton doesn't inhale, don't swallow.

        They may taste but refuse to swallow and those poor little kids didn't get that option!

        I'm all for letting the punishment fit the crime and I think justice would be served if he spent 10 years in prison for every child he fed one of those DNA tainted cookies. Moreover, his every breakfast, lunch and dinner should consist of semen laced cookies, the semen provided by all of the other male prisoners!



        Aren't you glad I'm not a judge, lol!


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        LOL - poor discrat's head just exploded. He's sitting in a corner drooling and wondering when he was jettisoned into an alternate universe.

        So lets shut this thread down with flair.

        Swallowing is a waste. Semen is some of the most excellent facial material you can get. There are women who will actually pay for it. Go find em, guys. However - if offered tea and cookies, politely decline.

        Okay, Claude. Now that I've blown every bit of decorum I've ever tried to maintain on this forum - now - it's okay to throw a hooker joke in the mix. LMAO.
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        • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          Okay, Claude. Now that I've blown every bit of decorum I've ever tried to maintain on this forum - now - it's okay to throw a hooker joke in the mix. LMAO.

          DON'T DO IT, CLAUDE!!!

          IT'S A TRAP!!!
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          • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
            "Would You Eat a Semen Cookie for $1.69 Million Dollars?"

            Only if it was mine. It's kind of similar to how I think my farts don't smell bad but anyone else's stink.

            "Swallowing is a waste."

            I had girlfriend who wasted a lot then. A rare find she was. :p By the way, I hear it contains a lot of protein so it couldn't be too much of a waste.
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            • Profile picture of the author HeySal
              Originally Posted by TimPhelan View Post

              "Would You Eat a Semen Cookie for $1.69 Million Dollars?"

              Only if it was mine. It's kind of similar to how I think my farts don't smell bad but anyone else's stink.

              "Swallowing is a waste."

              I had girlfriend who wasted a lot then. A rare find she was. :p By the way, I hear it contains a lot of protein so it couldn't be too much of a waste.
              Actually - if they guy has healthy DNA, it's exttremely good for you. It is the building blocks of human life, after all. Yet - sometimes a girl just wants a beautiful complexion. And despite what guys want to think - it's far from delicious. Hate to ruin your day, but if she swallows - it's not about you. LMAO.
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                • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                  Originally Posted by TimPhelan View Post

                  Well, that's why they call it a facial I guess.

                  I hear the taste depends on the guys diet. If he eats a lot of garlic it has a garlic taste. ( opening for Claude joke here )
                  Hookers love Claude, he always gives them a tip and a sugar rush.

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              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

                . And despite what guys want to think - it's far from delicious.
                Now that that ancient philosophical question has been answered.......
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            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

            DON'T DO IT, CLAUDE!!!

            IT'S A TRAP!!!
            Honestly, my son is on this Forum. I can't think of a response that wouldn't make him throw up.
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          The struggle to not respond to Terra just caused a brain aneurysm. Can someone tell my wife I love her?

          What?

          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          That just caused a big belly laugh. Thank you.

          And shut up.

          I imagine Terra's husband's mouth is constantly starting to open, to respond to things like post #43.....and then he just closes his mouth......holds his breath a minute.....and acts like nothing happened.
          What did I do?

          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          LOL - poor discrat's head just exploded. He's sitting in a corner drooling and wondering when he was jettisoned into an alternate universe.
          Okays guys...What? What did I do? What did I say? Just what, already?

          Oh, and Sal, that was Riffle, not discrat.

          See, I do get some things, lol!


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            Originally Posted by discrat View Post

            Sal,
            What are you sayin' ?
            My image of you has been forever scarred
            Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

            LOL - poor discrat's head just exploded. He's sitting in a corner drooling and wondering when he was jettisoned into an alternate universe.
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            Oh, and Sal, that was Riffle, not discrat.

            See, I do get some things, lol!


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            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              No, you don't.
              (Snicker...snicker)


              Dear Terra; I have no idea what that mean old Riffle is talking about. You are a sweet lady, who brightens our day with your cute and inoffensive jibes.

              And how Riffle can take one of your "Grandmother makes cookies" posts, and turns it into something dirty....is beyond me.

              PS. (Post Semen)

              Your husband must be a really wonderful guy. Does he ever burst out laughing, and you have no idea why? Good husbands do that.

              And, by that standard, I'm a pretty good husband myself.

              PPS (Pee Pee...you get the picture)

              Don't feel bad. Riffle said a pretty good joke earlier today , and it just went over my head. Dan Riffle likes to tease us, because it makes him feel taller. That's why he tries to look like Evil Spock....because Spock was tall.
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                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                (Snicker...snicker)


                Dear Terra; I have no idea what that mean old Riffle is talking about. You are a sweet lady, who brightens our day with your cute and inoffensive jibes.

                And how Riffle can take one of your "Grandmother makes cookies" posts, and turns it into something dirty....is beyond me.

                PS. (Post Semen)

                Your husband must be a really wonderful guy. Does he ever burst out laughing, and you have no idea why? Good husbands do that.

                And, by that standard, I'm a pretty good husband myself.

                PPS (Pee Pee...you get the picture)

                Don't feel bad. Riffle said a pretty good joke earlier today , and it just went over my head. Dan Riffle likes to tease us, because it makes him feel taller. That's why he tries to look like Evil Spock....because Spock was tall.

                Fine! I'll ask him then.

                Hold on...


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                • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                  He laughed at me!

                  He said one of the reasons he loves me is because I can be such a putz sometimes.

                  Okay, he said Clinton lied when he said he tried marijuana, but didn't inhale, so I was saying women lied when they said they didn't swallow, or that they all did swallow.

                  I guess that's what I get for believing a politician.


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                  • Profile picture of the author Cam Connor
                    Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                    I guess that's what I get for believing a politician. -
                    The SAME politician who didn't have sex with Monica Lewinski? lol
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                    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                      Originally Posted by Cam Connor View Post

                      The SAME politician who didn't have sex with Monica Lewinski? lol

                      Well, yeah, there was that, lol!

                      Kenny G captured that one quite wonderfully.




                      It's approximately at the 6:40 minute mark through the 7:00 minute mark.


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                        That's a great video Terra, I've seen that before, very funny.

                        I like that quote at the end:

                        "We can rise up, and we can say: No more."
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                  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
                    Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                    He laughed at me!

                    He said one of the reasons he loves me is because I can be such a putz sometimes.

                    Okay, he said Clinton lied when he said he tried marijuana, but didn't inhale, so I was saying women lied when they said they didn't swallow, or that they all did swallow.

                    I guess that's what I get for believing a politician.


                    Terra
                    MOST people that smoke marijuana do it in a closed space and stay in one spot! so EVEN if they don't "inhale"(take the smoke deep into the lungs), they DO INHALE(breath the air, INCLUDING THE SMOKE, which saturates the air so it gets EVERYWHERE. I once had a roommate that had a bong, and THAT smell got everywhere!

                    BUT, DON'T FORGET! "It depends on what the definition of 'is' is!"

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                    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                      Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

                      Hopefully!
                      What? Am I no loger outsourcing those gigs to you? How will you eat???

                      Cheers. - Frank
                      OUTSOURCING!

                      No, your gigs say,"delivered fresh to your door"!

                      And you have all those French Hooker, testimonials, so your target market lies elsewhere!


                      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                      What?



                      What did I do?



                      Okays guys...What? What did I do? What did I say? Just what, already?

                      Oh, and Sal, that was Riffle, not discrat.

                      See, I do get some things, lol!


                      Terra
                      Yes, Terra l am scarred for life again!

                      This might help to balance the evil, seductress motif with the warm and fuzzy one?

                      By the way, here are some seriously weird books, one is for cocktails, (l know) and the other for cooking, including cookies.

                      The world is mad!

                      Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook -...Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook -...
                      At least it is fresh, groan!

                      Amazon.com: Natural Harvest eBook: Paul...Amazon.com: Natural Harvest eBook: Paul...
                      OK, warm and fuzzy....






                      Phew, that is better!

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              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              No, you don't.
              Err, Crap!!

              Or not.


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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    The struggle to not respond to Terra just caused a brain aneurysm. Can someone tell my wife I love her?
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      The struggle to not respond to Terra just caused a brain aneurysm. Can someone tell my wife I love her?

      That just caused a big belly laugh. Thank you.

      And shut up.

      I imagine Terra's husband's mouth is constantly starting to open, to respond to things like post #43.....and then he just closes his mouth......holds his breath a minute.....and acts like nothing happened.


      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Just so you know, I included you in the "men who will" column.
      I included you in the "Men who already have" column.
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    WOW, what some people are saying! ANYWAY, you really have to wonder about some people. He did this and WHY? Because f the union, if he doesn't have "tenure", he likely will. And they will defind him EVEN if he strips, hangs from the cieling naked, and sings yankee doodle as the class fills with students, etc....

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      Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

      WOW, what some people are saying! ANYWAY, you really have to wonder about some people. He did this and WHY? Because f the union, if he doesn't have "tenure", he likely will. And they will defind him EVEN if he strips, hangs from the cieling naked, and sings yankee doodle as the class fills with students, etc....

      Steve
      Yea, it said in the article several girls in the early 90's accused him of "masturbating in class", and the girls were accused of lying.
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      • Profile picture of the author seasoned
        Originally Posted by Cam Connor View Post

        Yea, it said in the article several girls in the early 90's accused him of "masturbating in class", and the girls were accused of lying.
        I was NOT kidding! As for the GIRLS? WHO KNOWS? With some, if they see you doing something, they may blow it up and claim something that never happened. But if they were not together, or the teacher is latter found to be a PERVERT, I would say BELIEVE THEM!

        But the UNIONS seem to just want to guarantee a job with high pay. Their job SHOULD be to protect the profession, and guarantee FAIR pay! And protecting the profession means KICKING OUT incompetent people, and perverts. IRONICALLY, doing that ALSO raises the value and the PAY!

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    yup i will eat it happily for 1.69 million
    then simply force my self to vomit
    end of the story ^^
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Great. You get to taste it twice that way.
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        Great. You get to taste it twice that way.

        Haha, Dan!

        That there was pretty doggone funny!


        Terra
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          It's a conundrum for me. Doing something distasteful (and how!) once to gain a lifetime of ease ...makes sense.

          However, I would need to allocate at least $50k....for therapy.
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          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
            Originally Posted by Kay King View Post


            However, I would need to allocate at least $50k....for therapy.


            And at least a few dollars for antibiotics.
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

            It's a conundrum for me. Doing something distasteful (and how!) once to gain a lifetime of ease ...makes sense.

            However, I would need to allocate at least $50k....for therapy.
            Honestly, I don't think I would do it.

            Every day, for the rest of my life, I would think about that damn cookie. It wouldn't be worth it.

            As much as I joke about it, I'm really quite homophobic.
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              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              Honestly, I don't think I would do it.

              Every day, for the rest of my life, I would think about that damn cookie. It wouldn't be worth it.

              As much as I joke about it, I'm really quite homophobic.
              Claude, I'm actually not homophobic at all, but I respect and admire your absolute blatant disregard for BS political correctness.

              Well done.
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              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              Every day, for the rest of my life, I would think about that damn cookie, how delicious it was and how intensely I'm craving another.
              Fixed that for you.

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              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              Honestly, I don't think I would do it.

              Every day, for the rest of my life, I would think about that damn cookie. It wouldn't be worth it.

              As much as I joke about it, I'm really quite homophobic.

              I guess you could make it about homophobia, but it's really about revulsion of others' bodily fluids.


              Semen isn't gay. It's just icky.
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                Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                Semen isn't gay. It's just icky.
                Yeah, I can't eat that little white thing that's attached to an egg yolk. I think they're something from an alien planet and that if you eat them they take control of you.

                Don't laugh. I still can't sleep with a leg protruding remotely past the edge of my mattress lest that thing that lives under the bed pulls me under with it. Well, you can laugh if you want to but it ain't funny. That has creep'd me out ever since I was a young child.

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              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                I guess you could make it about homophobia, but it's really about revulsion of others' bodily fluids.


                Semen isn't gay. It's just icky.

                I know. But it's the association that would bother me. This cookie thread isn't about homophobia. But that's why I wouldn't eat the cookie.
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                • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                  I know. But it's the association that would bother me. This cookie thread isn't about homophobia. But that's why I wouldn't eat the cookie.


                  Change your mind. Change your outcome.



                  Or income.
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                  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                    Change your mind. Change your outcome.



                    Or income.
                    It's not about that. It isn't a choice, or a decision. I'm repulsed on a visceral level, by the idea of two men having sex...and anything associated with it. It isn't about education, or tolerance, or how I was raised.

                    I would argue for gay rights, and defend their right to marry. This isn't about morality or judging. It's just a physical reaction to the thought. It isn't even about gay people, or anything they do. But I would never be able to eat that cookie. If I ate the cookie, and then was told what was in it, I think it wouldn't matter to me. But if I knew ahead of time, I wouldn't eat it. The connotation, in my mind, would be too strong.

                    My reaction is unreasonable and not one I can defend. But I can't seem to shake it.

                    There is a very specific color, that makes me nauseous, when I see it. It's the same thing with the image of two men having sex. Both reactions are unreasonable. but I've had them all my life.
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                    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                      It's not about that. It isn't a choice, or a decision. I'm repulsed on a visceral level, by the idea of two men having sex...and anything associated with it. It isn't about education, or tolerance, or how I was raised.

                      I would argue for gay rights, and defend their right to marry. This isn't about morality or judging. It's just a physical reaction to the thought.

                      My reaction is unreasonable and not one I can defend. But I can't seen to shake it.

                      There is a very specific color, that makes me nauseous, when I see it. It's the same thing with the idea of two men together. Both reactions are unreasonable. but I've had them all my life.
                      You need to get away from the bible belt for a while, Claude, all those old ladies walking into your store saying, "Y'all, .... need to be burned at the stake, but in a nice way, since we are church goers, y'all"!

                      Maybe l overdid the y'all, but you get the gist of it!


                      Just don't ask for a semen cocktail and ask for a refill, then it will really get ugly!

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                      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

                        You need to get away from the bible belt for a while, Claude, all those old ladies walking into your store saying, "Y'all, .... need to be burned at the stake, but in a nice way, since we are church goers, y'all"!

                        Maybe l overdid the y'all, but you get the gist of it!


                        Just don't ask for a semen cocktail and ask for a refill, then it will really get ugly!

                        Shane; I'm an atheist. and I have a very progressive opinion on all things gay. It isn't about that. My dislike for all things religious is an intellectual matter, completely in my control. My reaction to the image of gay sex isn't.
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                    • Profile picture of the author discrat
                      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                      It's not about that. It isn't a choice, or a decision. I'm repulsed on a visceral level, by the idea of two men having sex...and anything associated with it. It isn't about education, or tolerance, or how I was raised.

                      I would argue for gay rights, and defend their right to marry. This isn't about morality or judging. It's just a physical reaction to the thought. It isn't even about gay people, or anything they do. But I would never be able to eat that cookie. If I ate the cookie, and then was told what was in it, I think it wouldn't matter to me. But if I knew ahead of time, I wouldn't eat it. The connotation, in my mind, would be too strong.

                      My reaction is unreasonable and not one I can defend. But I can't seen to shake it.

                      There is a very specific color, that makes me nauseous, when I see it. It's the same thing with the image of two men having sex. Both reactions are unreasonable. but I've had them all my life.
                      I agree with Floyd here.
                      I will fight tooth and nail for Gay people to have equal rights.

                      But when I try to visualize the actual act of two guys it is just a weird, unnatural feeling I get. Repulsive ? To a degree I would have to say YES !!

                      Thats just the bare bones natural emotion it conjures up in me

                      Here is the thing...is it something I want to constantly talk about and throw it in peoples' faces ??

                      Of course not. I haven't thought about it since Claude brought it up right here.

                      It becomes a problem when you take your innate feelings and start singling out that group and start having resentment towards them because of it and treating them unfairly.

                      Thats when it becomes Bigotry
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                      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
                        Originally Posted by discrat View Post

                        I agree with Floyd here.
                        I will fight tooth and nail for Gay people to have equal rights.

                        But when I try to visualize the actual act of two guys it is just a weird, unnatural feeling I get. Repulsive ? To a degree I would have to say YES !!
                        I'm in the same boat.

                        Whenever the topic of equal marriage rights comes up on a news bulletin and it shows two men kissing each other on the lips, I have to avert my eyes. Strangely, or perhaps not, if a similar news item shows a lesbian couple giving each other a peck on the lips, that doesn't bother me in the least.

                        I'm not bothered either by say, two Frenchmen greeting each other with a kiss on the cheek, but if they kiss on the lips, I have to avert my eyes. And no, we're not talking about an open mouth with tongues involved here either, Just a peck on the lips.

                        Perhaps it's a mild form of homophobia, I don't know, it's just something I can't look at.
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                          Yummy.



                          Here's a step by step for all of you craving for a nice tasty placenta dish for that next family get together.

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                            Originally Posted by TimPhelan View Post

                            Yummy.



                            Here's a step by step for all of you craving for a nice tasty placenta dish for that next family get together.
                            If you post a YT video on how to make a semen cocktail, l will personally ask the mods to close this thread down! Yuck!

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                            Originally Posted by TimPhelan View Post

                            Yummy.



                            Here's a step by step for all of you craving for a nice tasty placenta dish for that next family get together.

                            Cooking Up Placenta - YouTube
                            OMGosh!!!

                            As a society, we're in trouble now!

                            Since when is cannibalism in vogue? Scary stuff right there!!


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                            • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                              OMGosh!!!

                              As a society, we're in trouble now!

                              Since when is cannibalism in vogue? Scary stuff right there!!


                              Terra
                              This isn't new. People have been eating placenta forever.
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                                Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                                This isn't new. People have been eating placenta forever.

                                Forever?

                                When's the first documented time and from where?

                                I guess I don't get out much...

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                                  Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                                  Forever?

                                  When's the first documented time and from where?

                                  I guess I don't get out much...

                                  Terra
                                  587 B.C.ish?

                                  I am here merely to serve:

                                  Human placentophagy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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                                  • Profile picture of the author discrat
                                    I think we are going to wrap this Thread up. Gotten a little overboard.

                                    So this will be the last Post, mine that is.

                                    Please no one post after this. I would say Post is as a Sticky but I think that has already been accomplished
                                    here

                                    As always, thanks for your cooperation . This really has been a gusher of a thread
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                                      Originally Posted by discrat View Post

                                      So this will be the last Post, mine that is.
                                      Wimp. :-)

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                              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                              OMGosh!!!

                              As a society, we're in trouble now!

                              Since when is cannibalism in vogue? Scary stuff right there!!


                              Terra
                              Probably in the Orient.

                              In actuality - it's not cannibalism. The body sheds the placenta when the baby is born - it's the same thing as a chicken yolk but the chicken absorbs the yolk as it grows. It's probably got more immune system building and nutrient in it than anything on earth. Notice Derek said he was fed it for asthma when he was young.

                              I couldn't knowingly eat it even if it would probably be the most nutritious thing I ever put in my body. Just couldn't do it.
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                                Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

                                I couldn't knowingly eat it even if it would probably be the most nutritious thing I ever put in my body. Just couldn't do it.
                                No benefits to eating placenta, except for the yummy taste.

                                Should You Eat Your Own Placenta? Scientists Find No Risks, But No Benefits Either

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                                Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

                                I couldn't knowingly eat it even if it would probably be the most nutritious thing I ever put in my body. Just couldn't do it.
                                I draw the line at eating tripe, which it took me years to get the courage to do. That's right, eating tripe is 'courageous.' :-)

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                                  Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

                                  I draw the line at eating tripe, which it took me years to get the courage to do. That's right, eating tripe is 'courageous.' :-)

                                  Cheers. - Frank

                                  I can't eat cow tongue unless it's cut up so it in no way resembles the tongue, too. Just because something is edible doesn't always make it easy to eat.
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                                    Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

                                    I can't eat cow tongue unless it's cut up so it in no way resembles the tongue, too. Just because something is edible doesn't always make it easy to eat.
                                    Sorry - no tongue, brains, kidneys, head cheese, blood pudding or chicken feet. I will admit that chicken livers are one of my favorite foods and I like chicken hearts, too. Gizzards? No, thanks. I'm not even a big fan of giblets in my Thanksgiving gravy. lol

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                          Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

                          Whenever the topic of equal marriage rights comes up on a news bulletin and it shows two men kissing each other on the lips, I have to avert my eyes. Strangely, or perhaps not, if a similar news item shows a lesbian couple giving each other a peck on the lips, that doesn't bother me in the least.
                          Same here. If I'm watching a TV show, and two men kiss (or simulate sex), I just don't look.

                          It doesn't ruin the show for me, but I don't look. Same with news stories. None of the rest of it bothers me.
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                      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                      It's not about that. It isn't a choice, or a decision. I'm repulsed on a visceral level, by the idea of two men having sex...and anything associated with it. It isn't about education, or tolerance, or how I was raised.

                      I would argue for gay rights, and defend their right to marry. This isn't about morality or judging. It's just a physical reaction to the thought. It isn't even about gay people, or anything they do. But I would never be able to eat that cookie. If I ate the cookie, and then was told what was in it, I think it wouldn't matter to me. But if I knew ahead of time, I wouldn't eat it. The connotation, in my mind, would be too strong.

                      My reaction is unreasonable and not one I can defend. But I can't seen to shake it.

                      There is a very specific color, that makes me nauseous, when I see it. It's the same thing with the image of two men having sex. Both reactions are unreasonable. but I've had them all my life.
                      I'm curious about this, but not so much that I'd subject everyone else to a Semen Interrogation.

                      Added later: I think it's hilarious that we've managed to get to 84 posts without a lock in a thread with "semen" in the title.
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                      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                        I'm curious about this, but not so much that I'd subject everyone else to a Semen Interrogation.

                        Added later: I think it's hilarious that we've managed to get to 84 posts without a lock in a thread with "semen" in the title.
                        Me too.

                        You may as well ask your question, if it's delicate, you can PM me. The audience here is down to about 3.
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                          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                          Me too.

                          You may as well ask your question, if it's delicate, you can PM me.
                          It's not so much a singular question as what would turn into a Socratic torture test. The payoff isn't worth the effort (just got done mowing the back 40 and I'm too tired to be clever).

                          That said, have you noticed the similarity that doughnut cream fillings have to...eh, never mind.
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                          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                            Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                            It's not so much a singular question as what would turn into a Socratic torture test. The payoff isn't worth the effort (just got done mowing the back 40 and I'm too tired to be clever).

                            That said, have you noticed the similarity that doughnut cream fillings have to...eh, never mind.
                            But Dan; These Socratic torture tests are what I live for. The only time I don't enjoy them, is when we differ on definitions, and the whole exchange gets muddled. It's the muddling that takes them off track.

                            These discussions actually reveal flaws in my thinking, or at least test my logic. I always consider them a favor.

                            The payoff is worth the effort. But drink a beer, wipe off the sweat....and ask away. I would enjoy this until the thread gets closed...in 3...2...1....



                            Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                            I think they may make the thread a Sticky.

                            Hilarious...but shut up...but it was hilarious.....

                            Every time you do that, it pisses me off that I didn't think of it.

                            Frank's here.....make the audience three and a half.
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                            • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                              But Dan; These Socratic torture tests are what I live for. The only time I don't enjoy them, is when we differ on definitions, and the whole exchange gets muddled. It's the muddling that takes them off track.

                              These discussions actually reveal flaws in my thinking, or at least test my logic. I always consider them a favor.

                              The payoff is worth the effort. But drink a beer, wipe off the sweat....and ask away. I would enjoy this until the thread gets closed...in 3...2...1....






                              Hilarious...but shut up...but it was hilarious.....

                              Every time you do that, it pisses me off that I didn't think of it.
                              I think an expanded discussion on the culinary merits of semen would end up being rather distasteful.
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                              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                                Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                                I think an expanded discussion on the culinary merits of semen would end up being rather distasteful.
                                Ok, maybe that wouldn't be tasteful. But whether it's tasteful or not, depends on how it's delivered.

                                Yada, yada, yada.....splorf.
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                                Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                                I think an expanded discussion on the culinary merits of semen would end up being rather distasteful.
                                I find the prospect of that discussion to be quite delicious.

                                Cheers. - Frank
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                                  Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

                                  I find the prospect of that discussion to be quite delicious.

                                  Cheers. - Frank
                                  When you were sales prospecting, I bet you found lots of prospects delicious.


                                  The first 83 posts, were actually serious, for the most part.
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                                    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                                    When you were sales prospecting, I bet you found lots of prospects delicious.
                                    More like delectable.

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                      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                        I'm curious about this, but not so much that I'd subject everyone else to a Semen Interrogation.

                        Added later: I think it's hilarious that we've managed to get to 84 posts without a lock in a thread with "semen" in the title.
                        I think they may make the thread a Sticky.
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                        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                        Added later: I think it's hilarious that we've managed to get to 84 posts without a lock in a thread with "semen" in the title.
                        Honestly. there were a few things I wanted to post but felt it would have instantly gotten the thread locked or deleted, so I passed. I didn't want to be the guy responsible for ruining everyone's fun.

                        Man, it was hard not to, though.

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                          Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

                          Honestly. there were a few things I wanted to post but felt it would have instantly gotten the thread locked or deleted, so I passed. I didn't want to be the guy responsible for ruining everyone's fun.

                          Man, it was hard not to, though.

                          Cheers. - Frank
                          I'm surprised my comments didn't. Not sure what made me join the raunch party this time, but thought it was time to bust out a little myself. You guys here have all the fun.

                          So - Claude. Here's a question for ya. Human placenta is supposed to be some miracle nutrient as well. There are very spending skin care products and "health food" items for the elite (I'm assuming from the prices) that have placenta in them. Could you eat something with human placenta in it? That's got nothing to do with male gender.

                          I get totally what you are saying - defend your right to your freedom to express it. I'm the same way. I don't give a rat how someone else wants to live, but I can't hack the idea of two women together. Men don't so much bother me - but the thought of two women makes my stomach flip. Yet I signed petitions to support gay marriage. To me it's a freedom thing, and freedom doesn't require you to like something - it just requires you to not disturb someone else's right to like it.

                          I could eat the semen cookie. I could not eat placenta. I'm not sure whether that's "sex" related or just the mental image of the placenta itself - but I find it stomach churning grotesque to even think about it.

                          Now I have to go pray to the porcelain. It's not the talk about semen and placenta - it's the thought that I just sounded like a female version of Claude. Uuuuuurrrp.
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                          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                            Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

                            So - Claude. Here's a question for ya. Human placenta is supposed to be some miracle nutrient as well. There are very spending skin care products and "health food" items for the elite (I'm assuming from the prices) that have placenta in them. Could you eat something with human placenta in it? That's got nothing to do with male gender.
                            Would I eat something that I knew had placenta in it? No. But only because it's yucky to me

                            I've always been fascinated by what we find edible, and what's distasteful to us.
                            It's all cultural, I think. Some people can eat dog, monkey brains, eyes....things that would make me gag.

                            But I'll drink a glass of milk, and chuckle to myself, because it could be considered disgusting, from a certain point of view. If I were explaining how we ate, to an alien..I'd say, "We have an opening at the top of our slug like body. We insert other living things, into the hole, and we absorb that thing. It becomes part of us".

                            From a certain point of view, we are beautiful. From every other point of view....we're probably disgusting.

                            When I was between 5 and 10 years old, I was abused sexually on three different occasions, by older boys. (three separate perpetrators). I was not a willing participant.

                            Maybe that where all this visceral reaction comes from. No idea. I have never considered a link, before now.
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                              Haha!

                              Sal birthed placenta into the conversation and now I do wonder how long it will be before this thread does cum to an end.


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                        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                        Added later: I think it's hilarious that we've managed to get to 84 posts without a lock in a thread with "semen" in the title.
                        I guess the moderators don't want to be accused of anti-semenism.

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                          Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

                          I guess the moderators don't want to be accused of anti-semenism..
                          Or, placentaphobia.

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                      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                      It's just a physical reaction to the thought...
                      ...the image of two men having sex. Both reactions are unreasonable. but I've had them all my life.
                      Interesting, Claude. So you have had homosexual thoughts, lets call them fantasies, all your life even though you claim they make you nauseous. Hmm.
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                        Originally Posted by TimPhelan View Post

                        Interesting, Claude. So you have had homosexual thoughts, lets call them fantasies, all your life even though you claim they make you nauseous. Hmm.
                        Maybe I just never met the right man.
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              • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                Semen isn't gay. It's just icky.
                Okay, I wasn't going to respond to something in this thread, but now that you said it's icky...

                Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

                Actually - if they guy has healthy DNA, it's exttremely good for you. It is the building blocks of human life, after all. Yet - sometimes a girl just wants a beautiful complexion. And despite what guys want to think - it's far from delicious. Hate to ruin your day, but if she swallows - it's not about you. LMAO.
                I don't care if my complexion was so bad that people called me "pizza face", I would never, ever, use "it" on or for my face! Heck I'd vomit over and over again and then dry heave for the rest of the day.

                I guess some females have an iron stomach!


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    Yep, this is the Off Topic forum.
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      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Shane; I'm an atheist. and I have a very progressive opinion on all things gay. It isn't about that. My dislike for all things religious is an intellectual matter, completely in my control. My reaction to the image of gay sex isn't.
      Ok, l respect your opinion?

      And l have spent a year selling crafts at an out there venue, and saw two men kissing in public, (as l said an out there, hippy market) it certainly didn't seem ugly or distasteful, at the time, it just was.

      Yes, but two men having sex, isn't something l want to dwell on, so it is obviously some DNA instinct thing, than anything else?

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      I agree with Floyd here.
      I will fight tooth and nail for Gay people to have equal rights.

      But when I try to visualize the actual act of two guys it is just a weird, unnatural feeling I get. Repulsive ? To a degree I would have to say YES !!

      Thats just the bare bones natural emotion it conjures up in me

      Here is the thing...is it something I want to constantly talk about and throw it in peoples' faces ??

      Of course not. I haven't thought about it since Claude brought it up right here.

      It becomes a problem when you take your innate feelings and start singling out that group and start having resentment towards them because of it and treating them unfairly.

      Thats when it becomes Bigotry
      True, AU is still fussing over that one, but l agree that they should have the right, but putting marriage into practice doesn't' seem to be working, from the Ellen marriage, mess, and others?

      So l agree in principle, but believe that they should all get together and come up with something similar to marriage that works for them. So set rules for dress code, etc.

      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      It's not so much a singular question as what would turn into a Socratic torture test. The payoff isn't worth the effort (just got done mowing the back 40 and I'm too tired to be clever).

      That said, have you noticed the similarity that doughnut cream fillings have to...eh, never mind.
      Now you have done it, one step closer to closing this thread?

      But since the axe is thrown, l will add this...
      Crusty Cum Cream Donuts!


      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

      Haha!

      Sal birthed placenta into the conversation and now I do wonder how long it will be before this thread does cum to an end.


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    I have drunk placenta soup before when I was very young for treatment of asthma. I did not know it until many years later. Certainly, I do not think much about it.
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