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9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Tomorrow is National Doughnut Day and I just want you to know all of the places you can go to to get a sugar high and doughnut fix.

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Terra

I don't think this will be of much use to him, he already gets discount for buying in bulk.

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Rod Cortez

9 years ago

Hi Terra,

Doesn't he already have all the doughnut places bookmarked on his cell phone? O_o

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Tomorrow is National Doughnut Day and I just want you to know all of the places you can go to to get a sugar high and doughnut fix.

All The Places To Score Freebies On National Doughnut Day

Terra

Terra; Thanks for the heads up, but why do you think I'd be interested in donuts?

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Terra; Thanks for the heads up, but why do you think I'd be interested in donuts?

Eh-hem!

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I have a deal with a few raccoons behind the biggest donut shop. We're back there, smoking a joint, and I say "OK, I get the donuts we find, you can have all the fruits, vegetables, and meat"

Racoons are stupid trusting animals.

Out of your own mouth, but there are others too.

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Game of thrones can be summed up in one sentence... Everybody dies! I swear they go through characters like they are box of donuts next to Claude!

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Now it is offensive!

You mean this one?

hmmm donuts!

Since tv remote MUTE buttons are getting smaller, some ad's are getting through, you learn a lot about stupidly, BS and crap by watching them!

But opening up a remote getting an old rubber pad and drilling a large hole, it is possible to have a remote with a decent sized mute button!

At least my Mother will get a remote with a decent mute button this Sunday!

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Gee, that is a bit cruel, he was driving his volvo with optional gun rack, and the weight of all those vacumn cleaners, and antiaircraft machine guns slowed down the car!

Well, the 10 boxes of crusty cream donuts in the back didn't help, (and the Riffle bodybag with optional deodorizer in the boot really didn't help)!

And you thought I would forget, haha!

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Kurt 9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Someone needs to learn the difference between a chimp and a gorilla.
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- MissTerraK 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kurt
  
  Someone needs to learn the difference between a chimp and a gorilla.
  
  I'm not sure Claude is a gorilla, I think he's more like the hippo.
  
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  Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  I'm not sure Claude is a gorilla, I think he's more like the hippo.
  
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  You just made a hippo cry. I hope you're happy.
  
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  MissTerraK 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  You just made a hippo cry. I hope you're happy.
  
  I am, all I need to do is throw a couple of donuts his way and that hippo will be all better, and will have completely forgotten what made him cry in the first place.
  
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Cam Connor 9 years ago

Terra, did you do the photo-shop on that book cover? That's pure gold. lol
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- tagiscom 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Cam Connor
  
  Terra, did you do the photo-shop on that book cover? That's pure gold. lol
  
  No, that was one of mine, well l reworked the book cover.
  
  Here is another suitable one from the misty past!
  
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  Cam Connor 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by tagiscom
  
  No, that was one of mine, well l reworked the book cover.
  
  Dude, you're talented, that's a fantasticly well designed cover... and hilarious.
  
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  tagiscom 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Cam Connor
  
  Dude, you're talented, that's a fantasticly well designed cover... and hilarious.
  
  Thanks Cam, just click on a link, (can't say any more or l will get in trouble) to take a look at my recent stuff.
  
  The silly stuff l do here, is for fun, and showing off a tiny bit!
  
  The stuff l do on Graphicriver is more business oriented!
  
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  MissTerraK 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Cam Connor
  
  Dude, you're talented, that's a fantasticly well designed cover... and hilarious.
  
  Cam,
  
  He is extremely talented!
  
  Check out what he did for me...
  
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  Cam Connor 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  Cam,
  
  He is extremely talented!
  
  Check out what he did for me...
  
  A Huge Public Thank You to Shane
  
  Terra
  
  Wow, very nice. As someone who's essentially graphically illiterate, I never know how they do it...
  
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  MissTerraK 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Cam Connor
  
  Wow, very nice. As someone who's essentially graphically illiterate, I never know how they do it...
  
  -Cam
  
  Well what do you know?
  
  We have something in common, lol!
  
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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Terra, surely you know that Claude is the founder of National Doughnut day, and National Crepe Day, and National Semen Cookie Day, and National Cinnamon Roll Day, and National Pie Day, and National Pie ala Mode Day, and National Paczki Day, and National Elephant Ear Day, and National Cupcake Day, and National Éclair Day, and...

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Terra, surely you know that Claude is the founder of National Doughnut day, and National Crepe Day, and National Cookie Day, and National Cinnamon Roll Day, and National Pie Day, and National Pie ala Mode Day, and National Paczki Day, and National Elephant Ear Day, and National Cupcake Day, and National Éclair Day, and...

You forgot National Fried Chicken Day and National Chinese Take Out Day.

And National Ice Cream Ala Mode Day. (Yes, I know what it means. That's the joke)

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Dan Riffle 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

You forgot National Fried Chicken Day and National Chinese Take Out Day.

I didn't forget those. I was simply listing only your accomplishments in the field of sweets and desserts. If I were to list your accomplishments in all food related venues, I'd be here all day.
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HeySal 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Terra, surely you know that Claude is the founder of National Doughnut day, and National Crepe Day, and
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Funny. I never thought he'd really look that good in crepe. He should stick to bubble wrap.
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- Dan Riffle 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  Funny. I never thought he'd really look that good in crepe. He should stick to bubble wrap.
  
  Preferably black bubble wrap as it's much more slimming.
  
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  MissTerraK 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Preferable black bubble wrap as it's much more slimming.
  
  And not transparent!!
  
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  Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  Funny. I never thought he'd really look that good in crepe. He should stick to bubble wrap.
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Preferably black bubble wrap as it's much more slimming.
  
  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  And not transparent!!
  
  Terra
  
  Hey...Hey! I'm standing right here!
  
  OK, I'm really sitting right here.... but I could stand, if I really wanted to.
  
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  What about National Atheist Day
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bizgrower

9 years ago

When I read the title, I thought Terra completely lost her marbles because of Frank, Riffle and Claude.

Note to Claude: Never write that you love a good insult or donuts, or anything else that can be used against you later. In OT, I guess that means you can say you like puppies. Puppies are safe.

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tagiscom

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Eh-hem!

Out of your own mouth, but there are others too.

And you thought I would forget, haha!

Terra

Impressed Terra, are you collecting my posts?

We don't get National Dunut Day in AU, sniff!

Here you go Claude, perfect!

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Impressed Terra, are you collecting my posts?

We don't get National Dunut Day in AU, sniff!

Here you go Claude, perfect!

Amazon.com: Semen & Showmen (Album Version (Explicit)): Jackie Martling: Kindle Store

Nah, I just looked for a couple of them that I remembered at the time.

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

When I read the title, I thought Terra completely lost her marbles because of Frank, Riffle and Claude.

Note to Claude: Never write that you love a good insult or donuts, or anything else that can be used against you later. In OT, I guess that means you can say you like puppies. Puppies are safe.

Oh, Good!

Puppies it is then...

Here is my puppy totally kicking back in her pink palace/crate.

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Kurt

9 years ago

I went to the grocery store this morning and while I was there, they announced over the PA that it was National Doughnut Day and were having a sale on doughnuts in the bakery dept.

I instantly thought of Claude and didn't buy any.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

I went to the grocery store this morning and while I was there, they announced over the PA that it was National Doughnut Day and were having a sale on doughnuts in the bakery dept.

I instantly thought of Claude and didn't buy any.

I have been in several diet commercials. I have no idea why I'm in such demand.

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tagiscom 9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Cam,

He is extremely talented!

Check out what he did for me...

A Huge Public Thank You to Shane

Terra

Flattery will get you everywhere Terra, he, he!

Originally Posted by Cam Connor

Wow, very nice. As someone who's essentially graphically illiterate, I never know how they do it...

-Cam

Easy, l just get out my magic wand,...ahem, no, l wish, in Photoshop. you can distort, bend warp, reverse, etc an image or part of it, and drag it across to any other part.

It took me about 8 months to learn the basics, then went from there, well, l borrowed an idiots guide, (went over my borrow time by a month to finish the book).

I must have done about 30 flyers all up, so l am getting pretty good at it. Just like a foreign language you get better over time.

But l just put Claude's face over the one that was there, well after applying a poster effect, cleaned and added some donuts and replaced some text here and there.

I didn't design the book from scratch, just hijacked the image, and went from there.

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I have been in several diet commercials. I have no idea why I'm in such demand.

Groan, do you really want to see your face on an attractive woman?
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- Dan Riffle 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by tagiscom
  
  Groan, do you really want to see your face on an attractive woman?
  
  Who doesn't want their face on an attractive woman?
  
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  tagiscom 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Who doesn't want their face on an attractive woman?
  
  Ok, ok, l will whip up something, and be it on everyone's heads if they grab the sick bucket?
  
  Not sure whether Claudes head will work on a woman, but l am sure to be able to put it on something living?
  
  Reasonably sure?
  
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  Dan Riffle 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by tagiscom
  
  Not sure whether Claudes head will work on a woman,
  
  It already does.
  
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lanfear63 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I have been in several diet commercials. I have no idea why I'm in such demand.

It's probably your stunning resemblance to Marie Osmond and the fact you work cheap.
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Kurt 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I have been in several diet commercials. I have no idea why I'm in such demand.

On a related note, congratulations on being selected as the National Bullimia Society's mascot for the 37th straight year.
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- lanfear63 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kurt
  
  On a related note, congratulations on being selected as the National Bullimia Society's mascot for the 37th straight year.
  
  I read that announcement. It was yet again the decision of its director, Rolf Barf. It Throws Up many questions as to why they keep picking him. I cant believe what came out of that directors mouth and I suspect Claude had a hand in it,
  
  It makes me sick that they keep passing up on Big Frank like that after all his generous contributions. The whole selection process has become a technicolor yawn.
  
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  tagiscom 9 years ago
  
  Ok, here is Claude in his swimsuit days.
  
  And Claudette after his, hers, ummm, sigh, well you know...
  
  I suspect that he got a cut rate, Russian head change operation?
  
  I will probably have nightmares for life, after viewing the second one! Scary!
  
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