Would you let a Hyena eat your Ding Dong if it guranteed you to be rich ??

9 years ago

Male or female hyena?

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butters

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Male or female hyena?

Brilliant response

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

I don't have a ding dong so the only response I have is that that poor hyena now looks like he's going to vomit.

Did you see that David? I said vomit. Not throw up, or barf, or upchuck, or toss his cookies, or ralph, or kiss the porcelain god, but the actual word vomit!

Terra

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David Beroff

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

I don't have a ding dong so the only response I have is that that poor hyena now looks like he's going to vomit.

Did you see that David? I said vomit. Not throw up, or barf, or upchuck, or toss his cookies, or ralph, or kiss the porcelain god, but the actual word vomit!

Yeah, but you still said "ding dong".

{David runs away and hides.}

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by David Beroff

Yeah, but you still said "ding dong".

{David runs away and hides.}

Haha! I was just quoting the title, but if it makes you feel better, I could say, "Now you're just being penile!"

Terra

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Gijsbertus 9 years ago

Ding Dong or Ding-a-Ling?

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David Beroff

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Haha! I was just quoting the title, but if it makes you feel better, I could say, "Now you're just being penile!"

Touché!

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by David Beroff

Touché!

David, are you saying you want Terra to touch you in a French way?

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tagiscom 9 years ago

These threads seem to be compensation for a certain individual, who's name that cannot be mentioned, having an extended stay!

But l can't lodge a complaint, l did add the Castration book on Amazon?

I just hope we leave elephants out of this discussion, have to keep my lunch down?

Claudette in the Donut thread is still haunting me!
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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

David, are you saying you want Terra to touch you in a French way?

No Dan!

Down, boy!!

Terra

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BigFrank

Banned 9 years ago

Actually, this is not an accurate relaying of this story. True, a hyena was involved but upon arriving on the scene it took one look at the situation and said, "Uh, oh - looks like Claude Gnawedacre got here, first. All, gone!

Cheers. - Frank

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Actually, this is not an accurate relaying of this story. True, a hyena was involved but upon arriving on the scene it took one look at the situation and said, "Uh, oh - looks like Claude Gnawedacre got here, first. All, gone!

Cheers. - Frank

What I got out of the story (assuming it's true) is the incredible lack of cognitive abilities of some people. I'm not even sure this guy is in the minority.

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BigFrank Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

What I got out of the story (assuming it's true)

Yeah, I don't think I'm going to bite on this one.

Cheers. - Frank
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discrat

9 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Actually, this is not an accurate relaying of this story. True, a hyena was involved but upon arriving on the scene it took one look at the situation and said, "Uh, oh - looks like Claude Gnawedacre got here, first. All, gone!

Cheers. - Frank

Kind of corny, to be Frank ( not literally)

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BigFrank Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by discrat

Kind of corny, to be Frank ( not literally)

Everybody's a critic. It's Saturday. I don't do my best work on the weekends.

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discrat 9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

I don't have a ding dong so the only response I have is that that poor hyena now looks like he's going to vomit.

Yeah, probably just got thru eating one of those semen cookies
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Claude Whitacre 9 years ago

Originally Posted by butters

Brilliant response

for Riffle.
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Kurt 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Male or female hyena?

With hyenas it's hard to tell because the females have faux penises. Seriously.
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- Kay King 9 years ago
  
  This forum has just taken a dark turn...
  
  Nah - just another thread where guys talk about ding dongs (or the loss thereoff) and women make fun of them ....pretty normal stuff.
  
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- Dan Riffle 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kurt
  
  With hyenas it's hard to tell because the females have faux penises. Seriously.
  
  Just like male Whitacres.
  
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  Enfusia 9 years ago
  
  When the guy in the video put himself ina life threatening position just to get money I think he's "missing the point".
  
  And seriously, we need to stop fooling around, when Hyena's are around it's no "laughing" matter.
  
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Cam Connor

9 years ago

First the semen cookies, now this?

This forum has just taken a dark turn...

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TLTheLiberator 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Cam Connor

First the semen cookies, now this?

This forum has just taken a dark turn...

Yea, maybe the new owners will allow me to revive my "About Sex" thread that was killed.

It lasted for a few months and I went through great lengths to make sure it was tasteful but it was killed anyway.
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Cam Connor

9 years ago

Lol, I just want to add: "The witch doctor didn't specify which body parts needed to go in order for him to get rich" ... and he chose his "ding dong" as the first thing to go.

Someone give this foolish boy a Darwin Award. lol

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David Beroff 9 years ago

Is it against the YouTube or WF TOS to say the word "penis"? I never understood this dancing around a perfectly reasonable word.

As for the question itself: No. Money by itself is worthless if you cannot live a reasonably full life.
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