Does SEO Work In The Club?

Tom Addams

9 years ago

Fantastic . . .

And . . . if all else fails, there's media buys!

Thanks

Signature

I Coach: Learn More | My Latest WF Thread: Dead Domains/ Passive Traffic

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10102477].message }}

lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Commissioner

Good-day Warriors.

Last night I went to the local club with the intent to get laid, I thought I would apply some classic internet marketing logic and wear a red suit as It would help me stand out from the competitors and pull more traffic in my direction.

I started getting impressions but not many opt-ins but when I tried to to capture her email I got a 404 error and she walked away.

Next time I go to a club I plan on doing PPC advertising (paying for a table with bottles to get more exposure).

Warriors, do you think this is a realistic approach and should I split-test by wearing different color suits when I go out?

You need a squeeze page and a funnel to draw her in. Then an expensively done video to impress her showing off your massive country house and helicopter./fast car. Don't mention to her what you like doing at the back end just yet though, that's for advanced members only. If she does bite, then you can offer her the Upsell. If she does not then you could always try a popup when she trys to close your page offering an incentive or a trial offer or alternative product.

Thanks

Signature

Feel The Power Of The Mark Side

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10102528].message }}

Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Commissioner

Warriors, do you think this is a realistic approach and should I split-test by wearing different color suits when I go out?

Why not spit test this;
One night, you go out...wearing a suit that stands out, a glowing bow tie, and a spiked hairdo. Play music that only you can hear, and dance to it in front of everyone. Throw a bunch of business cards in the air, with space for girls to to fill out their name and phone number.

The next night, go out like a normal human, casually say things to girls you meet, like "Hello".
Wear whatever you feel comfortable in, and act like yourself. And just be a nice guy, and treat the girls like regular human beings.

Let us know your split test results.

Thanks

Signature

One Call Closing book https://www.amazon.com/One-Call-Clos...=1527788418&sr

What if they're not stars? What if they are holes poked in the top of a container so we can breath?

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10102773].message }}

whateverpedia

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Commissioner

Last night I went to the local club with the intent to get laid,

There's your problem right there. It doesn't matter how much split testing you do, women can spot a guy whose only reason for being there is "to get laid" a mile away.

Save your money on PPC, media buys, etc., and just go straight to one of the many establishments that provide that particular service (the world's oldest profession). You'll save yourself a heap of money and achieve the result you want.

P.S. I realise that the OP was tongue in cheek. My reply was aimed at those who may have taken it seriously.

Thanks
2 replies

Signature

Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?

So that blind people can hate them as well.

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10102812].message }}

lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

There's your problem right there. It doesn't matter how much split testing you do, women can spot a guy who's only reason for being there is "to get laid" a mile away.

Save your money on PPC, media buys, etc., and just go straight to one of the many establishments that provide that particular service (the world's oldest profession). You'll save yourself a heap of money and achieve the result you want.

P.S. I realise that the OP was tongue in cheek. My reply was aimed at those who may have taken it seriously.

Ahh, you mean Claude.

[ 1 ] Thanks

Signature

Feel The Power Of The Mark Side

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10102882].message }}

Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

There's your problem right there. It doesn't matter how much split testing you do, women can spot a guy whose only reason for being there is "to get laid" a mile away.

Save your money on PPC, media buys, etc., and just go straight to one of the many establishments that provide that particular service (the world's oldest profession). You'll save yourself a heap of money and achieve the result you want.

P.S. I realise that the OP was tongue in cheek. My reply was aimed at those who may have taken it seriously.

Ha! I knew it was tongue in cheek! You don't have to tell me! I find it insulting that you would think that I didn't know it was tongue in cheek.

Why, I never!

Just remember, "He who laughs last, took the longest time to get the joke".

And I stand by that remark.

[ 1 ] Thanks

Signature

One Call Closing book https://www.amazon.com/One-Call-Clos...=1527788418&sr

What if they're not stars? What if they are holes poked in the top of a container so we can breath?

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10103930].message }}

Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Why not just buy a solo ad? That way you get straight in her inbox.

Thanks
1 reply

Signature

Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10103941].message }}

Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Why not just buy a solo ad? That way you get straight in her inbox.

So, your saying this post is "tongue in inbox"?

Thanks
1 reply

Signature

One Call Closing book https://www.amazon.com/One-Call-Clos...=1527788418&sr

What if they're not stars? What if they are holes poked in the top of a container so we can breath?

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10103949].message }}

Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

So, your saying this post is "tongue in inbox"?

Why blindly use social networking when you can just pay for entry?

[ 1 ] Thanks
1 reply

Signature

Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10103955].message }}

Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Why blindly use social networking when you can just pay for entry?

At my age, I'm lucky if I can even find the entry.

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Why blindly use social networking when you can just pay for entry?

I know. I was taking a different angle, to be uproariously hilarious.

Stop Whitacreing my jokes.

Thanks
1 reply

Signature

One Call Closing book https://www.amazon.com/One-Call-Clos...=1527788418&sr

What if they're not stars? What if they are holes poked in the top of a container so we can breath?

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10103974].message }}

Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

At my age, I'm lucky if I can even find the entry.

I know. I was taking a different angle, to be uproariously hilarious.

Stop Whitacreing my jokes.

I think you're Whitacreing your own jokes at this point.

Thanks
1 reply

Signature

Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10103988].message }}

Claude Whitacre 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

I think you're Whitacreing your own jokes at this point.

Typical Whitacreing response. You Whitacreites are all alike.
- Thanks
Signature
One Call Closing book https://www.amazon.com/One-Call-Clos...=1527788418&sr

What if they're not stars? What if they are holes poked in the top of a container so we can breath?
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10104005].message }}

LGCalab

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Commissioner

Good-day Warriors.

Last night I went to the local club with the intent to get laid, I thought I would apply some classic internet marketing logic and wear a red suit as It would help me stand out from the competitors and pull more traffic in my direction.

I started getting impressions but not many opt-ins but when I tried to capture her email I got a 404 error and she walked away.

Next time I go to a club I plan on doing PPC advertising (paying for a table with bottles to get more exposure).

Warriors, do you think this is a realistic approach and should I split-test by wearing different color suits when I go out?

All you need is a good landing page!