Does SEO Work In The Club?

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Good-day Warriors.

Last night I went to the local club with the intent to get laid, I thought I would apply some classic internet marketing logic and wear a red suit as It would help me stand out from the competitors and pull more traffic in my direction.

I started getting impressions but not many opt-ins but when I tried to capture her email I got a 404 error and she walked away.

Next time I go to a club I plan on doing PPC advertising (paying for a table with bottles to get more exposure).

Warriors, do you think this is a realistic approach and should I split-test by wearing different color suits when I go out?
  • Profile picture of the author Tom Addams
    Fantastic . . .

    And . . . if all else fails, there's media buys!
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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    Originally Posted by Commissioner View Post

    Good-day Warriors.

    Last night I went to the local club with the intent to get laid, I thought I would apply some classic internet marketing logic and wear a red suit as It would help me stand out from the competitors and pull more traffic in my direction.

    I started getting impressions but not many opt-ins but when I tried to to capture her email I got a 404 error and she walked away.

    Next time I go to a club I plan on doing PPC advertising (paying for a table with bottles to get more exposure).

    Warriors, do you think this is a realistic approach and should I split-test by wearing different color suits when I go out?
    You need a squeeze page and a funnel to draw her in. Then an expensively done video to impress her showing off your massive country house and helicopter./fast car. Don't mention to her what you like doing at the back end just yet though, that's for advanced members only. If she does bite, then you can offer her the Upsell. If she does not then you could always try a popup when she trys to close your page offering an incentive or a trial offer or alternative product.
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by Commissioner View Post

    Warriors, do you think this is a realistic approach and should I split-test by wearing different color suits when I go out?
    Why not spit test this;
    One night, you go out...wearing a suit that stands out, a glowing bow tie, and a spiked hairdo. Play music that only you can hear, and dance to it in front of everyone. Throw a bunch of business cards in the air, with space for girls to to fill out their name and phone number.

    The next night, go out like a normal human, casually say things to girls you meet, like "Hello".
    Wear whatever you feel comfortable in, and act like yourself. And just be a nice guy, and treat the girls like regular human beings.


    Let us know your split test results.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Originally Posted by Commissioner View Post

    Last night I went to the local club with the intent to get laid,
    There's your problem right there. It doesn't matter how much split testing you do, women can spot a guy whose only reason for being there is "to get laid" a mile away.

    Save your money on PPC, media buys, etc., and just go straight to one of the many establishments that provide that particular service (the world's oldest profession). You'll save yourself a heap of money and achieve the result you want.

    P.S. I realise that the OP was tongue in cheek. My reply was aimed at those who may have taken it seriously.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      There's your problem right there. It doesn't matter how much split testing you do, women can spot a guy who's only reason for being there is "to get laid" a mile away.

      Save your money on PPC, media buys, etc., and just go straight to one of the many establishments that provide that particular service (the world's oldest profession). You'll save yourself a heap of money and achieve the result you want.

      P.S. I realise that the OP was tongue in cheek. My reply was aimed at those who may have taken it seriously.
      Ahh, you mean Claude.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      There's your problem right there. It doesn't matter how much split testing you do, women can spot a guy whose only reason for being there is "to get laid" a mile away.

      Save your money on PPC, media buys, etc., and just go straight to one of the many establishments that provide that particular service (the world's oldest profession). You'll save yourself a heap of money and achieve the result you want.

      P.S. I realise that the OP was tongue in cheek. My reply was aimed at those who may have taken it seriously.
      Ha! I knew it was tongue in cheek! You don't have to tell me! I find it insulting that you would think that I didn't know it was tongue in cheek.

      Why, I never!

      Just remember, "He who laughs last, took the longest time to get the joke".

      And I stand by that remark.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Why not just buy a solo ad? That way you get straight in her inbox.
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  • Profile picture of the author LGCalab
    Originally Posted by Commissioner View Post

    Good-day Warriors.

    Last night I went to the local club with the intent to get laid, I thought I would apply some classic internet marketing logic and wear a red suit as It would help me stand out from the competitors and pull more traffic in my direction.

    I started getting impressions but not many opt-ins but when I tried to capture her email I got a 404 error and she walked away.

    Next time I go to a club I plan on doing PPC advertising (paying for a table with bottles to get more exposure).

    Warriors, do you think this is a realistic approach and should I split-test by wearing different color suits when I go out?

    All you need is a good landing page!
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  • Profile picture of the author Hightorn
    I love your post haha! What kind of tracker do you use?
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