The 10 Best Funny Pick Up Lines. That Cannot Fail

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Posted: 9 years ago 23 replies

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Here are the list of funny lines...

Almost every one of the pick up lines below is funny

Most boys or girls respond to humor more than anything else

Hi, My Name Is [Your Name], but You Can Call Me Tonight.

Is Your Name WiFi? Because I'm Really Feeling a Connection

Don't Tell Me if You Want Me to Take You Out to Dinner. Just Smile for Yes, or Do a Backflip for No

Here's my number... Call me if you need prayer

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

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uppityretire

9 years ago

Hey, I just said the first line last night

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BigFrank

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by uppityretire

Hey, I just said the first line last night

And that's why you woke up, alone, this morning.

Cheers. - Frank

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Kay King

9 years ago

Good business cards to carry (I used to have a stack of them)....perfect for men with lines like that. Cards were only handed out to those men who thought "no" meant "I'm so flattered"....

If I look interested
You need glasses
1-800-Get-Lost

You are not getting the hint...
I'm bored - Go Away - thank you

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

Good business cards to carry (I used to have a stack of them)....perfect for men with lines like that. Cards were only handed out to those men who thought "no" meant "I'm so flattered"....

I love the first one, haha!

If I heard any of those pick up lines, my response would be, "Sorry, I'm not into lame."

Terra

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lanfear63 9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

I love the first one, haha!

If I heard any of those pick up lines, my response would be, "Sorry, I'm not into lame."

Terra

Your so cruel, dashing Claude's hopes like that!
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- Claude Whitacre 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by lanfear63
  
  Your so cruel, dashing Claude's hopes like that!
  
  Maybe 20 years ago.......I was in a bar, and said something to the woman sitting next to me. She said, "Not interested"...
  
  I said, (in mock anger) "Hey! My eyes are up here".
  
  She started laughing, and we talked. I was married, and so I spent the next hour, helping her decide on a new boyfriend. I introduced them...embarrassing them both..(to give them a mutual experience to talk about after I left), and months later they got married.
  
  That really happened.
  
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- MissTerraK 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by lanfear63
  
  Your so cruel, dashing Claude's hopes like that!
  
  Hahaha!
  
  You remembered that Claude means "lame" in Latin.
  
  Terra
  
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sbucciarel Banned 9 years ago

"Get in the car. I have a gun"
..................... Claude Whitacre
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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

"Hey, does this handkerchief smell funny to you?" - Claude Whitacre

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

"Hey, does this handkerchief smell funny to you?" = Claude Whitacre

"Hey, does this toilet paper smell funny to you?" = Dan Riffle.

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Both Claude and Riffle...

Smell my finger...

We're going to the movies and I've been picking my seat.

Terra

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Both Claude and Riffle...

Smell my finger...

Terra

I, uh, yeah. Nothin'.

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

I, uh, yeah. Nothin'.

I just finished it, I accidentally hit reply before I was done.

Read it again.

Terra

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

I just finished it, I accidentally hit reply before I was done. Read it again.

Terra

Well, yeah, NOW it's a little more clear.

So far this week, you've told me to eat you and to smell your finger. Strange days. Strange. Days.

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MissTerraK 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Well, yeah, NOW it's a little more clear.

I think I need more coffee, lol!

Terra
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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Well, yeah, NOW it's a little more clear.

So far this week, you've told me to eat you and to smell your finger. Strange days. Strange. Days.

Has anyone ever happened to mention to you that you are twisted?

If not, then it's long over due.

Daniel Riffle, you are one twisted individual!

Did you see that? I said individual, meaning one, so you couldn't try the old "It was my evil twin" line.

Ha!

Terra

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Has anyone ever happened to mention to you that you are twisted?

Wait a minute, missy. I'm not the twisted one here. I'm the victim. I'm the one being to eat you and smell you.

If anything, I think I'm being sexually harassed.

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Wait a minute, missy. I'm not the twisted one here. I'm the victim. I'm the one being to eat you and smell you.

If anything, I think I'm being sexually harassed.

Terra

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Claude Whitacre 9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Both Claude and Riffle...

Smell my finger...

We're going to the movies and I've been picking my seat.

Terra

"Pull my finger" = Dan Riffle.
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- Dan Riffle 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  "Pull my finger" = Dan Riffle.
  
  I was going to suggest to Terra that this was what she probably meant to say, but decided to let her twist a bit. Feels worth it.
  
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  lanfear63 9 years ago
  
  British one: Get your coat, your pulled
  
  I came over to introduce myself because I hear you do a lot of work for charity.
  
  Sammy Davis Jr: You caught my eye from across the room, It's always popping out.
  
  Claude: Where have you been all my life
  
  Girl: I wasn't alive the first half of it.
  
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  MissTerraK 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  I was going to suggest to Terra that this was what she probably meant to say, but decided to let her twist a bit. Feels worth it.
  
  Meh!
  
  Either way the smell is the same...
  
  Terra
  
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Princess Balestra 9 years ago

With Miss T here.

"Backflip? Hey, I'll even throw in some karate, you bozo."
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