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Holy hell.

Talk about staying young and in good shape!

I wonder if she is single
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      Originally Posted by butters View Post


      Go ahead kids! Reach in and grab some popcorn!
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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Go ahead kids! Reach in and grab some popcorn!

        But first, kids, have some Jesus Juice. It's like spinning without all the tiresome effort of twirling!
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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Go ahead kids! Reach in and grab some popcorn!
        Those aren't unpopped kernels.
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    Originally Posted by Zodiax View Post

    Holy hell.
    No it's not!

    Originally Posted by Zodiax View Post

    Talk about staying young and in good shape!
    Thank you, I try.

    Originally Posted by Zodiax View Post

    I wonder if she is single
    Does this answer your question?



    Okay, okay, that was a long time ago...

    Does this answer it better?



    Okay, now that that is settled...

    Move along folks, there's nothing left to see.


    Terra
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

      No it's not!



      Thank you, I try.



      Does this answer your question?



      Okay, okay, that was a long time ago...

      Does this answer it better?



      Okay, now that that is settled...

      Move along folks, there's nothing left to see.


      Terra
      Ah, back in the days of your first husband, Lionel Richie
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        Ah, back in the days of your first husband, Lionel Richie
        Honey,

        When's the last time you had your eyes checked?

        I think you are waaaaay over due!

        And for your information, I've only been married once and as of August 6th, this year, that will be for 32 years.


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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          Honey,

          When's the last time you had your eyes checked?

          I think you are waaaaay over due!

          And for your information, I've only been married once and as of August 6th, this year, that will be for 32 years.


          Terra
          Terra; You both looks beautiful them, and beautiful now.

          And I loved the outfits. I've never been to an Amish wedding.

          (just a joke Terra)
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          • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            Terra; You both looks beautiful them, and beautiful now.

            And I loved the outfits. I've never been to an Amish wedding.

            (just a joke Terra)
            "You both looks beautiful them, and beautiful now"

            Never text and eat dounuts. typos will happen!
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          • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
            Ah, now the truth comes out, this is the original that Terra sent me, in order to remove the atrocious act of killing a defenseless Flamingo, sniff.



            Shame!
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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

              Ah, now the truth comes out, this is the original that Terra sent me, in order to remove the atrocious act of killing a defenseless Flamingo, sniff.



              Shame!

              LOL Shane!

              I would never shoot a pink flamingo!

              Oh, and that disco ball cracks me up!!


              Terra
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              • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                LOL Shane!

                I would never shoot a pink flamingo!

                Oh, and that disco ball cracks me up!!


                Terra
                Where was that taken Terra, Disneyland or Westworld, he, he!

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                • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                  Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

                  Where was that taken Terra, Disneyland or Westworld, he, he!

                  Actually, that was taken at Cedar Point.


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                  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                    Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                    Actually, that was taken at Cedar Point.


                    Terra

                    Hey, you keep your backwoods Michigan ways outta Ohio, missy!
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                    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                      Hey, you keep your backwoods Michigan ways outta Ohio, missy!
                      Ha!

                      And just how do you plan to keep me from Ohio?

                      I think Ohio needs some of me there to make it a more interesting place.


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                      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                        Ha!

                        And just how do you plan to keep me from Ohio?

                        I think Ohio needs some of me there to make it a more interesting place.


                        Terra

                        That's like saying Claude needs another doughnut to make himself more perfectly round.
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                        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                          That's like saying Claude needs another doughnut to make himself more perfectly round.
                          That shoe fits. And he's just like us shoe lovin' girls.




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                          • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                            Actually, that was taken at Cedar Point.


                            Terra
                            Ceder Point, that isn't the one in this movie, by gum...!


                            Go to 1.24.34.....


                            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                            That shoe fits. And he's just like us shoe lovin' girls.




                            Terra
                            You are not doing a free plug for Target are you? Or as we like to call it in Australia, "Target", he, he!

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                            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                              Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post





                              You are not doing a free plug for Target are you? Or as we like to call it in Australia, "Target", he, he!

                              Not intentionally, lol!


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                            • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                              Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post


                              You are not doing a free plug for Target are you? Or as we like to call it in Australia, "Target", he, he!

                              So...do you make air quotes with your fingers or do you say, "Quote, Target, quote"?

                              You Aussies sure are odd ducks...
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                        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                          That's like saying Claude needs another doughnut to make himself more perfectly round.
                          Fool! I am already perfectly round!
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                          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                            Fool! I am already perfectly round!
                            Yeah, but you're not more perfectly round.
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                            • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                              Yeah, but you're not more perfectly round.
                              Roundist Discrimination as well eh!
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        You really can't say "nothing to see here" just after we realise that you married Graeme Souness

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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Formal Shorts View Post

          You really can't say "nothing to see here" just after we realise that you married Graeme Souness


          Whoever in the heck he is, he wishes, Haha!

          Look again!




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          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            Whoever in the heck he is, he wishes, Haha!

            Look again!




            Terra
            Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the same person. Honey, I think you're husband has some 'splainin' to do.
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            • Profile picture of the author Zodiax
              You never know unless you ask.

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              • Profile picture of the author Lance K
                Originally Posted by Zodiax View Post

                You never know unless you ask.

                Don't you? A little bit of observation can go a long way. It might even prevent you from looking like and internet creeper. I'm going to throw in a tongue emoji now to keep it light hearted.
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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's the same person. Honey, I think you're husband has some 'splainin' to do.
              Okay, Cupcake, since you're stuck in the past, let's compare the present...



              Graeme Souness

              That dude's eyes are way too far apart among other things.



              Mr. Kern (and the Mrs.)


              Moving right along...


              Terra
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              • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                Okay, Cupcake, since you're stuck in the past, let's compare the present...



                Graeme Souness

                That dude's eyes are way too far apart among other things.



                Mr. Kern (and the Mrs.)


                Moving right along...


                Terra


                Quite honestly, shuge, that doesn't really help your case. I know it's difficult, but it's time you confront that fact that your husband has a second life and, most likely, a second family. Wait. What if yours is the second family?!


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                • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                  Quite honestly, shuge, that doesn't really help your case. I know it's difficult, but it's time you confront that fact that your husband has a second life and, most likely, a second family. Wait. What if yours is the second family?!


                  Dramatic Look - YouTube

                  LOL!


                  What's a shuge?

                  Anyway, if that is true, I feel sorry for his other wife because she never ever gets anything from him, no time and nothing else. I'm very high maintenance and take up all of his time, money and everything else he has.

                  Don't believe me? Just ask him.


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                  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                    Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                    LOL!


                    What's a shuge?

                    Anyway, if that is true, I feel sorry for his other wife because she never ever gets anything from him, no time and nothing else. I'm very high maintenance and take up all of his time, money and everything else he has.

                    Don't believe me? Just ask him.


                    Terra
                    Suge. I meant Suge.

                    As for the rest, of course, that's what he'd tell you.
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                    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                      Suge. I meant Suge.

                      As for the rest, of course, that's what he'd tell you.
                      Suge?
                      You think I'm "Big, hard, strong, mean, powerful, and muscly"?

                      And I thought Mark needed glasses.

                      HA!


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                OK, what year was that taken? 1865? Let's see....carry the two.....divided by......

                Wow, you really are a lot older than you look!
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                  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post




                  OK, what year was that taken? 1865? Let's see....carry the two.....divided by......

                  Wow, you really are a lot older than you look!
                  Watch it!

                  If you look closely, you'll see I'm packin' and drinkin' to boot.

                  Highly dangerous I am, lol!


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      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post



      I dunno who the guys is but judging by the vintage clothing thats clearly Joanie (deep black hair) and she even got Ralph Malph in the wedding party (with the girl to the left in the picture being a time traveller from Little House on the Prairie).

      Chachi must have been ticked
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    I think Terra's pretty too, but, man, what a weird thread.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Cam Connor View Post

      I think Terra's pretty too, but, man, what a weird thread.
      Thank you, Cam. That was very sweet of you to say.

      Is weird a strong enough word though? Haha!


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    Sometimes you need just topics like this, to have a big smile on your face all day!!
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    I don't know what 35 looks like. Is she a related to TB's son, 5?

    I've seen Terra in person. To be fair - at 60, everyone younger looks 35 to me. What grabs me when I see Terra is her height - or should I say her lack of it. This woman is pint size. She only comes up around my shoulder. Going by height alone, I'd say she looks more or less 13.

    This conversation is private, right? I mean - Terra can't hear me can she?
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      I don't know what 35 looks like. Is she a related to TB's son, 5?

      I've seen Terra in person. To be fair - at 60, everyone younger looks 35 to me. What grabs me when I see Terra is her height - or should I say her lack of it. This woman is pint size. She only comes up around my shoulder. Going by height alone, I'd say she looks more or less 13.

      This conversation is private, right? I mean - Terra can't hear me can she?
      So your saying that her husband and all the others in that wedding picture are all shorties too? Can of worms, you Heightist you!
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        I don't know what 35 looks like. Is she a related to TB's son, 5?

        I've seen Terra in person. To be fair - at 60, everyone younger looks 35 to me. What grabs me when I see Terra is her height - or should I say her lack of it. This woman is pint size. She only comes up around my shoulder. Going by height alone, I'd say she looks more or less 13.
        Haha! 13, seriously?


        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        This conversation is private, right? I mean - Terra can't hear me can she?
        No but she can read your lips, lol!



        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        So your saying that her husband and all the others in that wedding picture are all shorties too? Can of worms, you Heightist you!
        Just to give you the down low (no pun intended) on the wedding photo, I am in 6 inch spiked heels, have my hair in an updo and am wearing a hat. My maid of honor is taller than me but she is wearing flats because I'm so short. Hubby also is in flats and the best man, well, yeah, he's short for a guy.


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