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Ugh.. CB Emails.

by Tom Addams
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Anyone else "enjoying" their Click Bank emails?

Jeebus...

- Secret ClickBank Information
- Re: Important
- Time is Running Out.

This is "cheesy car salesman" email marketing at it's finest.

Hey, Fast Eddie here! No! Don't do that. Do NOT touch that remote. I need to tell ya something - and it's IMPORTANT. Down at the car lot today - Fast Eddies, second turn off I-95, folks - we're giving YOU something SECRET. You wanna find out what it is? Come on down to Fast Eddie's! And folks - time is RUNNING OUT . . . so ya'll get ya butts down here, OKAY?!

Ugh.

Captain Spaulding, take note. You could learn a thing or two.

Tom
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    Originally Posted by Tom Addams View Post

    Jeebus...

    - Secret ClickBank Information
    - Re: Important
    - Time is Running Out.

    This is "cheesy car salesman" email marketing at it's finest.

    Tom
    I'd love to stay and chat but I need to hurry down to Fast Eddie's. He has something important to tell me and I don't want to miss it.

    Cheers. - Frank
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    Remember - second turning off I-95. You don't want to go down the first turning. That's only for people who want this killer, hands-off, basic, anyone-can-do-it, free to setup, no brains or education required, read the testimonial of a blind 137 year-old making $87,000 an hour with it, and on sale for 7 bucks system. Second turning, buddy.

    Cheers,

    Tom
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      Originally Posted by Tom Addams View Post

      Remember - second turning off I-95. You don't want to go down the first turning. That's only for people who want this killer, hands-off, basic, anyone-can-do-it, free to setup, no brains or education required, read the testimonial of a blind 137 year-old making $87,000 an hour with it, and on sale for 7 bucks system. Second turning, buddy.

      Cheers,

      Tom
      Do you think I'm some kind of dummy? I'm opting for the first exit. I know a good thing when I see it.

      Cheers. - Frank
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      • Profile picture of the author Tom Addams
        Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

        Do you think I'm some kind of dummy? I'm opting for the first exit. I know a good thing when I see it.

        Cheers. - Frank
        In that case - be quick. Price goes up in 1 hour, 47 minutes, and 58 seconds. Hurry!!!

        Cheers,

        Tom
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          Originally Posted by Tom Addams View Post

          In that case - be quick. Price goes up in 1 hour, 47 minutes, and 58 seconds. Hurry!!!
          Damn it, man. I'm pedaling as fast as I can. :-)

          Cheers. - Frank
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    I took all of my products off of clickbank years back when it became obvious I was being ripped off. I am still getting their emails, though. I wrote to them once and told them to knock it off, I think they're pond scum. They didn't stop. Now they're inhabiting my spam folder - right where they belong,
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