Dollar Tree Drug Test

by yukon Banned
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Lmao, I was at Dollar Tree & my wife points at a huge shelf that must have had 100+ $1 marijuana drug test kits.

There must be a lot of stoners in this town.
  • Profile picture of the author positivenegative
    You're gonna get an awful lot of PM's asking you what town that might be
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      Originally Posted by positivenegative View Post

      You're gonna get an awful lot of PM's asking you what town that might be
      I should buy all those $1 kits & sell them for $5 each, lol.

      I think they would make great gag gifts.
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  • Profile picture of the author ThomM
    Originally Posted by yukon View Post

    Lmao, I was at Dollar Tree & my wife points at a huge shelf that must have had 100+ $1 marijuana drug test kits.

    There must be a lot of stoners in this town.
    Or if there's that many on the shelf and they can't sell them for a buck, there's not a lot of stoners there
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      Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

      Or if there's that many on the shelf and they can't sell them for a buck, there's not a lot of stoners there
      Maybe they're all unemployed so they don't need the kits?
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        Originally Posted by yukon View Post

        Maybe they're all unemployed so they don't need the kits?
        Maybe they're to stoned to figure out how to use it.
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          Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

          Maybe they're to stoned to figure out how to use it.
          I'm quite sober, thank you, and I'm scratching my head here. I'm guessing the whole purpose of taking the drug test is to determine if a person has been smoking marijuana. Urm... they don't already know!?
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            Originally Posted by David Beroff View Post

            I'm quite sober, thank you, and I'm scratching my head here. I'm guessing the whole purpose of taking the drug test is to determine if a person has been smoking marijuana. Urm... they don't already know!?
            I'm sure the kits are for people that are supposed to take mandatory drug test in the near future, example, employment, probation, etc...

            They're also great for handing out at Waffle House around 2 AM.
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            • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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              Originally Posted by yukon View Post

              I'm sure the kits are for people that are supposed to take mandatory drug test in the near future, example, employment, probation, etc...
              At that price they probably have been already used.

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          • Profile picture of the author ThomM
            Originally Posted by David Beroff View Post

            I'm quite sober, thank you, and I'm scratching my head here. I'm guessing the whole purpose of taking the drug test is to determine if a person has been smoking marijuana. Urm... they don't already know!?
            Well I was pretty high when I typed that, so I'm just as confused as you are
            People that smoke cannabis and know they will have to take a drug test for a job will stop smoking and use the home test to see when they are clean.
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    The Dollar Tree near me had packs of condoms for $1. I think they were packs of 6.
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    • Profile picture of the author yukon
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      Originally Posted by mojojuju View Post

      The Dollar Tree near me had packs of condoms for $1. I think they were packs of 6.
      Soon we'll have enough items for a dysfunctional gift basket.
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