Meditation in 2015

by HeySal

Posted: 9 years ago 21 replies

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Barry Unruh 9 years ago

I feel so much more mellow now....No sh*t.
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- tagiscom 9 years ago
  
  That was frickin hilarious Sal, thanks for sharing!
  
  What was it again, breath in deeply, breathe out B***s***!
  
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  MissTerraK 9 years ago
  
  It didn't work for me.
  
  Maybe it's because I never let those "F"ing biotches get under my skin in the first place.
  
  Getting me to relax and then dropping that first horse pucky on me was like someone scratching a chalk board. It made me cringe and messed everything all up, especially with me just getting out of the hospital and feeling yuck in the first place.
  
  Thumbs down, for me.
  
  Terra
  
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sbucciarel Banned 9 years ago

I feel so refreshed.
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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

I am completely at ******* peace now. Awesome, Sal.

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tagiscom 9 years ago

Yes, just the thing to stave off the three ring, f*** excuse for a life!
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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

I am completely at ******* peace now. Awesome, Sal.

If you're feeling at peace, I'm not doing my job.

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

If you're feeling at peace, I'm not doing my job.

You've got to get the job before you can do the job. And right now there are a plethora of candidates in line ahead of you.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

You've got to get the job before you can do the job. And right now there are a plethora of candidates in line ahead of you.

No. My job is to destroy you...to make you quake in your boots. For me to live a fulfilling life, I must be your Kryptonite.

Nobody is ahead of me. I am the Donald Trump of destroying Riffles.

And the fact that you lost 35 pounds? I'll have you know, I stole that weight from you. I weigh 35 pounds more than I did last month, and that weight was yours.

So there!

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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Wait! What?

Riffle lost 35 pounds?

And you took it?

Are you taking up collections? I could spare you 5 of mine if you really want them.

Terra

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I am the Donald Trump of destroying Riffles.

This is more accurate than you think.

Oh, and it's 38 now. Good luck letting out the strings in your sweatpants.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

This is more accurate than you think.

Oh, and it's 38 now. Good luck letting out the strings in your sweatpants.

My sweat pants are so tight now...I don't need strings.

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tagiscom

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

C,mon Claude we all know that your real job is finding as many donut shaped anomalies on Pluto as possible!

You have already submitted this title to NASA as a possible name for the first one,......

Donut Canyon, (l know that l will regret saying that)?

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lanfear63 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

My sweat pants are so tight now...I don't need strings.

Your on a roll
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MissTerraK

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

This is more accurate than you think.

Oh, and it's 38 now. Good luck letting out the strings in your sweatpants.

If this is true, congratulations, Dan!

I'm proud of you and know that losing that much weight is not an easy task. I bet you feel tons better though.

I want to see an after picture...

Oh, wait! I have no before picture to compare it to.

Terra

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Dan Riffle

9 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Terra

Thanks. It hasn't been that hard. I cut out (most) booze and limit my calorie intake. Staying out of the bar and eating most of my meals at home has done most of the work.

As for a picture, maybe someday...after all the statutes of limitations have expired.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

As for a picture, maybe someday...after all the statutes of limitations have expired.

I was at the museum, and saw the Statues Of Limitations. How could a statue die? Do you know the date they expired?

I recently bought a Bearded Dragon lizard online. When it got here, it's leg was broken. I e-mailed the company. They asked what was wrong, and I told them that I suffered from e-reptile dysfunction.

Honest folks, I just want to be part of the conversation.

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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

That quip was as funny as the day I sold it to you.

Just got back from a 24 trip to Dallas to attend my Brother-in law's memorial. It was quite a blast actually, full of comedy and pathos. He was a funny guy.

Everyone was doing ok until the funeral home unleashed an overlong slideshow (on their giant flatscreen array) of the guys life through family photo's and the soppiest sentimental music you have ever heard. Even people who had never met him would have cried their eyes out. Thanks funeral home for ruining an amusing celebration of the guys life and achievements.

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Claude Whitacre 9 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

That quip was as funny as the day I sold it to you.

It actually does read like something you would say.

I knew eventually, Alzheimers would take its toll.

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Your on a roll

So is my wife, when I'm lucky.
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HeySal

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Somehow, I think you missed something. Go back over the meditations again. You're supposed to be breathing sh*t out - not sucking it down.

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bojan92 9 years ago

Nice miditation video. i loved the beach and the ways and the guys voice was so calm and nice i am feeling full with energy now
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