One day it will all be over...

by Zodiax
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One day my life will be all over.

No more stress, ever.

Done.

I wonder if we are all destined to live in hell for 70-80 years and than die and be forgotten about forever.
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      I would change your avatar image and sig, file text as well, doesn't seem to be working?

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        Once a month I have to lose my mind and reset so everything goes back to normal.

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          Originally Posted by Zodiax View Post

          One day my life will be all over.

          No more stress, ever.

          Done.

          I wonder if we are all destined to live in hell for 70-80 years and than die and be forgotten about forever.
          Originally Posted by Zodiax View Post

          Once a month I have to lose my mind and reset so everything goes back to normal.
          I have bad news. I think your reset button is broke.
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    Originally Posted by Zodiax View Post

    One day my life will be all over.

    No more stress, ever.

    Done.

    I wonder if we are all destined to live in hell for 70-80 years and than die and be forgotten about forever.
    Claude's been telling you about his life stratergies again hasen't he!
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    Originally Posted by Zodiax View Post

    One day my life will be all over.
    Promises, promises.
    No more stress, ever.
    That depends on where you wind up.
    Done.
    And yet, you are still typing.
    I wonder if we are all destined to live in hell for 70-80 years and than die and be forgotten about forever.
    You have much to learn about life. People may not like me, but they will never forget me. :-)

    Cheers. - Frank
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      Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

      People may not like me, but they will never forget me. :-)

      Cheers. - Frank
      Who are you?


      Originally Posted by Zodiax View Post

      One day my life will be all over.

      No more stress, ever.

      Done.

      I wonder if we are all destined to live in hell for 70-80 years and than die and be forgotten about forever.
      Some of us, like ... (I forget his name), are forgotten before we die.

      And I don't feel stress now.


      Originally Posted by Zodiax View Post

      "The only guarantee in life is that you will die"-BigFrank.

      "The only person on the forum, better endowed than I am.....is my best friend, Claude Whitacre" Big Frank.


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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Who are you?
        I am you, on one of your better days when you appear to be gifted - and relevant.
        "The only person on the forum, massively endowed, is my only friend, Big Frank."
        All fixed!
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        Corrected for syntax!

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    "The only guarantee in life is that you will die"-BigFrank.
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      Originally Posted by Zodiax View Post

      "The only guarantee in life is that you will die"- BigFrank.
      I am in no way arguing my assertion. What's your point? :-)

      Cheers. - Frank
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      • Profile picture of the author Kay King
        "The only guarantee in life is that you will die"-
        And? That's the same guarantee everyone gets when they are born - you aren't unique in that.

        Once you accept that as fact - you can forget it because you can't control it. Doesn't matter how safely you live - or how carefully you live - or how many chances you take along the way...in the end, you die. Same for everyone.

        Question is - do you spend your life dying....or spend it living?
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    Originally Posted by Zodiax View Post

    I wonder if we are all destined to live in hell for 70-80 years and than die and be forgotten about forever.
    Catholic people believe that your residence in Hell is forever - not 70-80 years. But you will not be forgotten.

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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      And? That's the same guarantee everyone gets when they are born - you aren't unique in that.

      Once you accept that as fact - you can forget it because you can't control it. Doesn't matter how safely you live - or how carefully you live - or how many chances you take along the way...in the end, you die. Same for everyone.

      Question is - do you spend your life dying....or spend it living?
      True l won't live past 2300, give or take a few years!


      Originally Posted by nmwf View Post

      Catholic people believe that your residence in Hell is forever - not 70-80 years. But you will not be forgotten.

      <- A Major Dante Alighieri Fan
      Yes enough said, l think!

      From what l have heard Hell is a 24 hour orgie, so it doesn't sound that bad, but l won't be going there!

      You merely gravitate towards the best level for further growth, so if you have killed off a few people and got a kick out of it, then naturally a relatively low level of existence will be your domain, but just like the movie, "What dreams may come" the level can be broken if desired!

      A bit like telling a street bum that they can be wealthy whenever they want!

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    Hey great writing as usual. Though we don't think that we have to die one day. We only think how to live better in this world.
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    it is a nice life, when you are on the beach with topless girls around and a cold drink But, all the other this are not so nice
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      Originally Posted by cooler1 View Post

      I thought you were lovin it?
      Yes, it is a scientifically proven fact that eating too many Big Macks gives you brains damage!

      And that there french fries have a 100 year use by date.


      Although l might be wrong about the first one?

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      • Way I see it, the Apocalypse already happened.

        We're just the epilogue of bloopers before everything is sucked into the void.
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    I feel this forum is going down hill in a depressive spiral!
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      Originally Posted by butters View Post

      I feel this forum is going down hill in a depressive spiral!
      Be the change you are looking for, or some other trite, banal or vapid cliche.

      Cheers. - Frank
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        Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

        Be the change you are looking for, or some other trite, banal or vapid cliche.

        Cheers. - Frank
        Don't knock it. My entire life is based on trite, banal and vapid cliches.
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

          Way I see it, the Apocalypse already happened.

          We're just the epilogue of bloopers before everything is sucked into the void.
          But in a nice way?

          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          Don't knock it. My entire life is based on tripe, banal and vapid cliches.
          Fixed that for ya!

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          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          Don't knock it. My entire life is based on trite, banal and vapid cliches.
          Yes - we all know that, Captain Obvious.

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          • Profile picture of the author Zodiax
            The reason why nobody finds trite vapid cliches appealing is because they are simple, true, and people chose to ignore them for clever sounding mental hogwash.
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            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
              Originally Posted by Zodiax View Post

              The reason why nobody finds trite vapid cliches appealing is because they are simple, true, and people chose to ignore them for clever sounding mental hogwash.
              I don't mean this about your post, but it triggered the idea.

              I can tell the mental power someone has, by the originality of their insults. Even if the insults are in anger, against me.

              Some insults are the equivalent of "Knock knock" jokes. Some are like poetry. I think the very best at insulting here, is Kurt. Frank Donovan is also a master of the creative insult, but he's not as vicious. And I appreciate a vicious insult.

              Riffle and I are very different people. But the cognitive parts of our brains work in a similar way, so our jabs are similar.

              And people who try to sound clever? They are obvious to those of us that are.

              I don't mean you, but again.... your post triggered the thought.
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                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


                And people who try to sound clever? They are obvious to those of us that are.

                I don't mean you, but again.... your post triggered the thought.
                I find it hilarious that you believe your clever.
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                • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                  Originally Posted by kenmichaels View Post

                  I find it hilarious that you believe you're clever.
                  Fixed it. (And I got it too)

                  Yup. And I find it hilarious that I would ever say it in public.
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                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                And I appreciate a vicious insult.
                So, I'm overlooked, if not dismissed for pulling my punches and going easy on you lest I reduce you to a lump of quivering poo.

                You're dead to me. :-)

                Cheers. - Frank
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                • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                  Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

                  So, I'm overlooked, if not dismissed for pulling my punches and going easy on you lest I reduce you to a lump of quivering poo.

                  You're dead to me. :-)

                  Cheers. - Frank

                  My Dearest Darling Frank;

                  I'm not dead to you. You love me.

                  Shut up.
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                    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                    My Dearest Darling Frank;
                    You do get gayer by the hour!
                    I'm not dead to you. You love me.
                    Like flies love poop.
                    Shut up.
                    Bite me.

                    Have a great day, which now that I have acknowledged your feeble existence, should give you a reason to have one.

                    Cheers. - Frank
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                    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                      Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

                      You do get gayer by the hour!
                      Cheers. - Frank
                      I'm not interested in your erotic dreams.

                      I get enough of that from Riffle.
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                        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                        I'm not interested in your erotic dreams.

                        I get enough of that from Riffle.
                        "Dream on." lol



                        Cheers. - Frank
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                        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                          Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

                          "Dream on." lol



                          Cheers. - Frank
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                            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                            Without a doubt, the best laugh I'll have all year.
                            Fixed!

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                              Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

                              Fixed!

                              Cheers. - Frank
                              Come on, Frank. He's gotta stand naked before a mirror at some point in the next 12 months.
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                                Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                                Come on, Frank. He's gotta stand naked before a mirror at some point in the next 12 months.
                                That would imply sex or a shower. Highly doubtful on both counts.

                                Cheers. - Frank
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                                • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                                  Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

                                  That would imply sex or a shower. Highly doubtful on both counts.

                                  Cheers. - Frank
                                  I keep getting sex and showers mixed up. I just end up naked, covered in bubbles, at least one woman throwing up, and begging for a towel....in either case......


                                  ...if I remember correctly.

                                  I just found this promo for a Jim Norton comedy show. I think it's genius.

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                                    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                                    I keep getting sex and showers mixed up. I just end up naked, covered in bubbles, at least one woman throwing up, and begging for a towel....in either case......


                                    ...if I remember correctly.

                                    I just found this promo for a Jim Norton comedy show. I think it's genius.

                                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W8UiuGBBdU
                                    "I just end up naked, covered in bubble wrap"

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              • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                Riffle and I are very different people. But the cognitive parts of our brains work in a similar way
                This is the first time you've ever actually offended me. Sure, it started out complimentary...
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

            Yes - we all know that, Captain Obvious.

            Cheers. - Frank
            My two best friends are a Meme and a Zeitgeist.

            And that's Captain Oblivious, to you. I changed my name for Obvious reasons.

            (I hope Mark appreciated that last one)
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              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              My two best friends are a Meme and a Zeitgeist.

              And that's Captain Oblivious, to you. I changed my name for Obvious reasons.

              (I hope Mark appreciated that last one)
              My copyright lawyer will shortly be in touch.

              I just quoted Frank Donovan's signature to my soon to be 90 year old father. He did not get it or understand it, even when I broke it down. Just a few short years ago he would have laughed out loud.
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    One day I wish this would all be over.
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