I got a truck load of crap

by agmccall

Posted: 9 years ago 17 replies

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But it only cost $18.00

My Wife and I went to the local Volunteer Fire Dept. Chicken BBQ and auction this weekend. I guess we got caught in the moment a few times. Bidding on boxes of junk for one item in the box. And, they make you take the whole box. Although, one good score was a L shaped computer desk with tempered glass top for $4.00
I don't want to talk about the rest. Thankfully it went for a good cause. Ebay, here I come

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lanfear63 9 years ago

"I got a truck load of crap"

Claude says that every time he gets a delivery, especially when he buys from Kurt.

You may want to try selling on Amazon for a change.
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- ThomM 9 years ago
  
  My first thought was, cool he got some cow manure.
  When I read your first sentence I thought, damn that's a good price.
  Can you tell I'm a country boy?
  
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Sumit Menon

9 years ago

Oh. I was expecting this to be about a truck full of actual crap.

Sumit.

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BigFrank

Banned 9 years ago

While I have never received a truckload of crap, I am quite adept at delivering a boatload of crap!

Cheers. - Frank

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

While I have never received a truckload of crap, I am quite adept at delivering a boatload of crap!

Cheers. - Frank

It's all clear now. You take in an entire Truckload of crap, and deliver a mere boatload of crap.

My question...what happened to the rest of the crap? To me, that's profiteering.

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BigFrank

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

My question...what happened to the rest of the crap?

It was delivered and deposited directly between your ears!

Cheers. - Frank

P.S. Stop making this so friggin' easy.

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

It was delivered and deposited directly between your ears!

Cheers. - Frank

P.S. Stop making this so friggin' easy.

Now I'm sad. You made an old man sad. Happy?

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BigFrank Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Now I'm sad. You made an old man sad. Happy?

Now, I'm happy. You made an old man, happy. Sad?

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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Now I'm sad. You made an old man sad. Happy?

Are you one of the 7 Goatie Dwarf's

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Cali16

9 years ago

Originally Posted by ThomM

My first thought was, cool he got some cow manure.
When I read your first sentence I thought, damn that's a good price.
Can you tell I'm a country boy?

Lol, Thom, that was my first thought, too! (Well, maybe not the "cool" part, as I don't get too excited about cow manure - saw more than enough as a kid!)

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tagiscom

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

It's all clear now. You take in an entire Truckload of crap, and deliver a mere boatload of crap.

My question...what happened to the rest of the crap? To me, that's profiteering.

No, Claude you have it all wrong he traded the truckload of crap for a boatload of more crap, he will trade the boatload of crap for a mountain of it, when the right offer comes alone on Ebay?

Although the rest of the mystery crap is being sold on Fiverr,....

"I will send you a handful of crap for $5"!

With the upsell,....

"I will send you a handful of really good crap for $10"!

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BigFrank

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Nice! Besides disseminating my business model to the masses, you have killed my WSO launch.

Only on WF. Thanks for that.

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ThomM

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Cali16

Lol, Thom, that was my first thought, too! (Well, maybe not the "cool" part, as I don't get too excited about cow manure - saw more than enough as a kid!)

My second job at around 10 years old was shoveling manure in the milking barn

Strangely enough I still love the smell of cow manure when riding past a dairy farm. Now as when I was a kid that smell tells me I'm in the country

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tagiscom

9 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Nice! Besides disseminating my business model to the masses, you have killed my WSO launch.

Only on WF. Thanks for that.

Cheers. - Frank

Them's, the breaks kid?

Not, a Humphrey Bugart Quote, but it sounds like it?

Originally Posted by ThomM

My second job at around 10 years old was shoveling manure in the milking barn

Strangely enough I still love the smell of cow manure when riding past a dairy farm. Now as when I was a kid that smell tells me I'm in the country

So, l guess "that you like the smell of crap in the morning"!

Thank you l am on a roll!

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ThomM

9 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Them's, the breaks kid?

Not, a Humphrey Bugart Quote, but it sounds like it?

So, l guess "that you like the smell of crap in the morning"!

Thank you l am on a roll!

Manure son, manure

And yes I'd much rather wake up and smell manure in the morning then diesel fumes.

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yukon Banned 9 years ago

I got a truck load of crap

How could I use that knowledge to work for me?

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bojan92 9 years ago

An L shaped computer desk with tempered glass top for $4.00 is much more better than a truck load of crap i think So get rid of the junk and use the table
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