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India Lifts Internet Porn Ban After Angry Backlash

by TLTheLiberator
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India Lifts Internet Porn Ban After Angry Backlash
  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator View Post


    Have you seen Indian porn? All the dancing, and chanting....it's a bit too much.

    Amish porn is better. Those folks really know how to plow.
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    • Profile picture of the author yukon
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      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Have you seen Indian porn? All the dancing, and chanting....it's a bit too much.
      LOLOLOLOLOL...
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    • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


      Amish porn is better. Those folks really know how to plow.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Have you seen Indian porn? All the dancing, and chanting....it's a bit too much.

      Amish porn is better. Those folks really know how to plow.
      Bollywood Hookers, that was a good one.

      The Amish one, Rocking Chair Frolics was pretty good but the action was covered by the extra long beards.
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  • Profile picture of the author laurencewins
    India Lifts Internet Porn Ban After Angry Backlash

    This heading alone is enough to scare and bewilder at the same time.
    Who got the backlash? Was it a cat o'ninetails?
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  • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
    Yes. These are some tough times for us.
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by Sumit Menon View Post

      Yes. These are some tough times for us.
      Since the ban on porn has been lifted, don't you mean "these are hard times that could lead to a sticky situation"?
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        Since the ban on porn has been lifted, don't you mean "these are hard times that could lead to a sticky situation"?
        Your post could be taken the wrong way. When you say, "sticky situation"...it could also be interpreted to have a sexual meaning. You see, sometimes...if sex is done right...the participants are actually sticky.

        I know you weren't aware of that, but I wanted to mention it...in case somebody got the wrong idea.

        Even the term "hard times" could be taken sexually. Again, I know you weren't aware of that possibility. Whew! I'm glad we got to clear that up.


        You're welcome.

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        Originally Posted by Sumit Menon View Post

        Yes. These are some tough times for us.
        Do you mean "tough" because it's hard not to look at porn? I get you, man. It's tough for me not to look at porn as well. In fact, posting this...is taking away from my scheduled porn time.

        Ever wonder why Big Frank is on his third pacemaker? Porn. And believe me, Pacemaker Porn is the worst kind.

        Claude "President, People Against Pacemaker Porn" Whitacre
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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          Your post could be taken the wrong way. When you say, "sticky situation"...it could also be interpreted to have a sexual meaning. You see, sometimes...if sex is done right...the participants are actually sticky.

          I know you weren't aware of that, but I wanted to mention it...in case somebody got the wrong idea.

          Even the term "hard times" could be taken sexually. Again, I know you weren't aware of that possibility. Whew! I'm glad we got to clear that up.


          You're welcome.

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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

            "Claude "The Voice Of Blue Morality" Whitacre"

            We strive for accuracy here.
            Sorry......
            Claude "The Voice Of Pregnant Whales" Whitacre
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            • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              Sorry......
              Claude "The Voice Of Pregnant Whales" Whitacre
              I improved my post quip since you quoted it.
              Though not by much.

              I suggest you do the same!
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      • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        Since the ban on porn has been lifted, don't you mean "these are hard times that could lead to a sticky situation"?
        It hasn't been lifted yet.
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  • Profile picture of the author NestZone
    Got a bit confuse where the thread is leading to.

    India is one sort of blanket society, very opaque to see beyond the cast system.

    The BAN and UPLIFTING, where does it really apply?
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  • Profile picture of the author DarthSEO
    I'm surprised their gov reversed the ban that quickly. Guess the people really need their fap material Looks like the porn sites list of theporndude wasn't included, so they could still check out that one, incase they decide to block porn again
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  • Profile picture of the author bojan92
    Wow the ban was put and than lifted in a few days time. Indian people really know what they want, and that is porn
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by bojan92 View Post

      Wow the ban was put and than lifted in a few days time. Indian people really know what they want, and that is porn

      I sure hope none of this porn involves teenage girls. I shudder to think that any man would find a teenage girl attractive.
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        I sure hope none of this porn involves teenage girls. I shudder to think that any man would find a teenage girl attractive.
        Yes and Kurt told me they even have whole sections devoted to them on these Tube? sites. He said if you ever visit one, only go to the Mature BBW section (Whatever that is) just to be on the safe side.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    I guess this adds a whole new dimension to "The Black Hole Of Calcutta".
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      I guess this adds a whole new dimension to "The Black Hole Of Calcutta".
      There's an entrance to a new dimension through a black hole in Calcutta? Shane's packing his bags as we speak.
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