Yawn!!

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It's pretty doggone boring around here since I've come back...





Where ever you all are, you need to pay a visit and liven it up a bit.



Terra
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  • Okay, since most of my old timer friends are, er, mature, I'll start...


    Some of our old favorite singers and bands have re-released their great hits with new titles and lyrics to accommodate us, their aging audience.

    Some examples:

    Herman's Hermits: "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"

    The Rolling Stones: "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"

    Credence Clearwater Revival: "Bad Prune Rising"

    Marvin Gaye: "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"

    The Who: "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"

    The Troggs: "Bald Thing"

    Carly Simon: "You're So Varicose Vein"

    The Bee Gees: "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"

    Roberta Flack: "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

    Johnny Nash: "I Can't See Clearly Now"

    The Temptations: "Papa Got a Kidney Stone"

    ABBA: "Denture Queen"

    Leo Sayer: "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

    Commodores: "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"

    Procol Harem: "A Whiter Shade of Hair"

    The Beatles: "I Get By With a Little Help From Depends".


    Hahahahaha!
    I just crack myself up!!


    Anyway, can you think of some more to add to the list?


    Terra
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    • Damn in the minority again.
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  • The Doors: "Ga Ga Woman"

    Canned Heat: "Going Up The Doctors"

    Rolling Stones: "Gimme Tablets"

    Pink Floyd: "A Momentary Lapse Of Memory"

    Rolling Stones: "You Can't Always Remember What You Want"
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    • Where Did Our Youth Go - Supremes

      I Want Your Back - Jackson 5

      Gimme Some Medicine - Spencer Davis Group

      Heart Full Of Cholesterol - Yardbirds

      Who'll Stop the Pain - Creedence Clearwater Revival

      Old Timer's Rock 'n' Roll - Bob Seger


      Terra
  • Jethro Tull: "Living In The Past" Oh, that title didn't need changing
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    • Ha! Neither did this one...

      Knockin' on Heaven's Door - Bob Dylan

      Okay,

      Hemorrhoid Inferno - The Trammps

      Poop's Out - Alice Cooper


      Terra
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  • Bad Company: Feel Like Makin' Toast
    Genesis: Land of Confusion (hey, it wrote itself!)
    Black Sabbath: Hemorrhoid
    Rush: Stroll the Bones
    Jethro Tull: Laxative Breath
    Queen: Keep Yourself (Kinda) Alive
    Queen: Bohemian Napsody
    Lynyrd Skynyrd: Saturday Night (Dinner) Special (at 3:30)
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    • When I first discovered I had depression, that song did keep me alive, more then once
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  • Yukon had posted a video recently that has a similar list, starting at 2:50.
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    • I wasn't here, I missed it.

      Actually, I'm impressed you watched the video considering the comment beneath it.


      Terra
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  • Ted Nugent - Fat Stretch Fever
    Beatles - Maxwell's Silver Hairpiece
    Tony Orlando and Dawn - Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Broke Knee
    Sly and the Family Stone - Funeral Affair
    Deep Purple - Stroke on the Water
    Bill Withers - No Lean on Me
    Credence Clearwater Revival - Who'll Stop the Pain
    Lou Reed - Walk on the Mild Side
    Blue Oyster Cult - (Drawn Near) the Reaper
    Thin Lizzy - The Boys Are Broken Down
    The Temptations - Ball of Contusions
    The Eagles - Life in the Past Lane
    Led Zeppelin - Over the Hill and Fading Away
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    • Dammit! How did I miss that? I was staring right at it.


      Well played, sir.
    • Excellent list!!

      Except I had that one already, the one in bold.


      Terra
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  • Bee Gees -Stayin' Awake
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  • Local band called "The Receders" - the band that has gone from cocaine to Rogaine.
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