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Kanye West Announces His Bid For President In 2020 - Digg

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  • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
    Originally Posted by Zodiax View Post

    So what, I'm announcing mine right now and you will be my VP!
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  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
    Originally Posted by Zodiax View Post

    He only did it for attention, trying to get people to talk about him, keeping him in the press and therefore still relevant.

    And...You just helped him succeed in that!


    Terra
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    • Profile picture of the author discrat
      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

      He only did it for attention, trying to get people to talk about him, keeping him in the press and therefore still relevant.

      And...You just helped him succeed in that!


      Terra
      Yeah, I really thought he had a chance to do good during his speech. At first he almost sounded apologetic about his being disrespectful towards others in the past.

      But of course that was for just a moment, then he went into his Kanye craziness

      Not sure who I feel more sorry for... Kim for being with him or him for being with Kim lol

      He actually has some talent and her well....
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Right so a rapper will win the 2020 one?

        I would like to see him greet the queen when she visits the US?

        Probably go something like, "Bi**h,......!

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        • Profile picture of the author butters
          Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

          Right so a rapper will win the 2020 one?

          I would like to see him greet the queen when she visits the US?

          Probably go something like, "Bi**h,......!

          Speaking for all English people, we will cut all relations if this happened.

          Your future president...
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          • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
            Originally Posted by butters View Post

            Speaking for all English people, we will cut all relations if this happened.

            Your future president... Kanye West Walks Into A Pole Bar On The Street With Kim Kardashian - [High Quality] - YouTube
            Well, l am sure that he won't use the "Mother,.........line" just use the Bi...h, line as a sign of respect?

            After all if Madonna is one?



            I expect that by the year 2100, the first president elected, will be married to his holographic Laptop, and actively push for equal wights to marry inanimate objects?

            Any luck l will be dead by then?
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            • Profile picture of the author AprilCT
              I agree with Tara, this is just a publicity stunt.
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              • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
                Originally Posted by AprilCT View Post

                I agree with Tara, this is just a publicity stunt.
                Yes, they've even claimed "Caitlyn" is crushing on Kanye. Nothing that group won't do.
                It won't surprise me if the "Caitlyn" thing turns out to be a hoax.
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                • Profile picture of the author seasoned
                  Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

                  Yes, they've even claimed "Caitlyn" is crushing on Kanye. Nothing that group won't do.
                  It won't surprise me if the "Caitlyn" thing turns out to be a hoax.
                  "caitlyn" probably WOULD go out with kanye because kanye probably WOULD go out with "caitlyn". WHY? PUBLICITY!

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            • Profile picture of the author discrat
              Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

              I expect that by the year 2100,t
              And Claude will be a nice sexy 5 inch Hologram serving ice cream at Baskin Robbins at that time ( Not sure why I just said that. The vision just popped in my head. Not even sure it makes sense lol)
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            • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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              Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

              and actively push for equal wights to marry inanimate objects?

              Any luck l will be dead by then?
              So, I guess you're not a believer in equal wights? lol. I figured as much.
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          • Profile picture of the author seasoned
            Originally Posted by butters View Post

            Speaking for all English people, we will cut all relations if this happened.

            Your future president... Kanye West Walks Into A Pole Bar On The Street With Kim Kardashian - [High Quality] - YouTube
            I happened across a channel one time and saw what I recognized at the time to be a lucky young woman that had some nice hits, Taylor Swift, and she was about to get her first award. kanye was the idiot that rushed up to the stage, pulled the mike out of her hand, and said that another was so much better.

            So what right does he have, stealing the spotlight from so many others, to demand that people picture him only on HIS bidding?

            Well, maybe they should have a "kanye free zone" around all such posts, with a big red polkadot border so he can CLEARLY see it, but you KNOW kanye will go out of his way to trespass!

            As for talent? WHAT talent?

            Steve
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            • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
              The way Taylor Swift handled that deal with Kanye is one reason why I "crush" on her.

              Coincidentally, Taylor is the one who introduced Kanye for this latest "speech".

              Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

              I happened across a channel one time and saw what I recognized at the time to be a lucky young woman that had some nice hits, Taylor Swift, and she was about to get her first award. kanye was the idiot that rushed up to the stage, pulled the mike out of her hand, and said that another was so much better.

              So what right does he have, stealing the spotlight from so many others, to demand that people picture him only on HIS bidding?

              Well, maybe they should have a "kanye free zone" around all such posts, with a big red polkadot border so he can CLEARLY see it, but you KNOW kanye will go out of his way to trespass!

              As for talent? WHAT talent?

              Steve
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              • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

                The way Taylor Swift handled that deal with Kanye is one reason why I "crush" on her.

                You realize she could be your granddaughter, Biz.
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                • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
                  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                  You realize she could be your granddaughter, Biz.
                  I was doing fine in denial. You are the Ruiner of Everything.


                  Amber Heard, Johnny Depp's wife, is 29. Michael Douglas and Kathryn Zeta Jones. So there. LOL
                  (I only know about Amber 'cause I recently saw some weird movie with her and Nic Cage, and I
                  had no idea who she is.)
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                  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                    Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

                    I was doing fine in denial. You are the Ruiner of Everything.


                    Amber Heard, Johnny Depp's wife, is 29. Michael Douglas and Kathryn Zeta Jones. So there. LOL
                    (I only know about Amber 'cause I recently saw some weird movie with her and Nic Cage, and I
                    had know idea who she is.)
                    Claude's appraisal was correct all along eh!

                    You dont have to be lonely, with Hoteliers-Only.com
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                  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                    Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

                    I was doing fine in denial. You are the Ruiner of Everything.


                    Amber Heard, Johnny Depp's wife, is 29. Michael Douglas and Kathryn Zeta Jones. So there. LOL
                    (I only know about Amber 'cause I recently saw some weird movie with her and Nic Cage, and I
                    had no idea who she is.)


                    Hey Biz, here's a riddle for you: What's the difference between Michael Douglas and Johhny Depp and you?
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                    • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
                      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                      Hey Biz, here's a riddle for you: What's between Michael Douglas and Johhny Depp and you?
                      They have the fame and money and are more likely to see her in town. But, I have the looks, charm, and values that should appeal to Taylor. However, she does have that DJ boyfriend who makes about as much money as she does.

                      By the way, you have the math wrong. I would have to have had kids at about fifteen years old, and my kid would have had to have done the same. So there.










                      PS - the "so there" comes from a Tom Brady quote that scrolled a few months back when deflategate
                      was in the news again. Something about how he "did not do anything wrong and the team did not do anything wrong". I felt it should have ended with, "So there. Now leave me alone."
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                      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                        Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

                        By the way, you have the math wrong. I would have to have had kids at about fifteen years old, and my kid would have had to have done the same. So there.

                        So, what you're saying is that you are old enough to be Taylor's grandfather.
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                        • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
                          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                          So, what you're saying is that you are old enough to be Taylor's grandfather.
                          Ruiner of Everything,

                          Yes, but not very likely.

                          I hope I answered your riddle well.

                          Biz
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                          • Profile picture of the author Zodiax
                            Personally, I would love a comedian to run for president.

                            Like Dave Chappelle.
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  • Profile picture of the author mkgg
    Why ?

    At least he can be a better president than trump.
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  • Profile picture of the author SGJunkie
    Haaa oh dear! Yeah i heard this not long ago!! Kim kardasian as first lady??? Ahahahah!
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    • Profile picture of the author ThomM
      Hard to take Kanye seriously. Now one rapper I would consider supporting would be Jay Z. He's done more to help people in one day then Kayne has done in his life time and he doesn't do it to brag.
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  • Profile picture of the author DRP
    Kanye West Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho for President!!!*

    *(Kudos to whoever gets the reference)
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  • Tellya, this place is Chez Ditz.

    No fool is oustin' Da Trump when he lays down floss hair pipe in da main man W.H., 2016-staaaahl.

    So, West, U iz Zero Happenin' Place kinda thong burger thrusto-lordy.

    Hey — unless I figure on runnin', jus' to poke the flim-flam from your spannies.

    In a three-way contest between a zumpz-wacko brunette, Da Kaeng o' da Flyaway Quiff, and Wishbone Muppet Gluteophile Dildhead — who ya gonna choose?

    I figure by 2020 I may be some kinda adult.

    Might get serious.

    'Cos Trump is either gonna be dead, plaid, or shot.

    And West is gonna be more of the same lame bravado.

    So, my mind's made up.

    Change America, and you change the world.

    Mebbe I'll fit in a few kids while I'm yompin' round Washy Town, stompin' on Putin and rocketin' out a zillion US flags at Uranus, just 'cos we got the bucks.

    Or meebe I'll make like Howard Hughes and recluse y'all into the smallest government you ever did see.

    *pinches self*

    Yeah, so West is gonna be a disaster...
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    • Profile picture of the author Zodiax
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      Tellya, this place is Chez Ditz.

      No fool is oustin' Da Trump when he lays down floss hair pipe in da main man W.H., 2016-staaaahl.

      So, West, U iz Zero Happenin' Place kinda thong burger thrusto-lordy.

      Hey -- unless I figure on runnin', jus' to poke the flim-flam from your spannies.

      In a three-way contest between a zumpz-wacko brunette, Da Kaeng o' da Flyaway Quiff, and Wishbone Muppet Gluteophile Dildhead -- who ya gonna choose?

      I figure by 2020 I may be some kinda adult.

      Might get serious.

      'Cos Trump is either gonna be dead, plaid, or shot.

      And West is gonna be more of the same lame bravado.

      So, my mind's made up.

      Change America, and you change the world.

      Mebbe I'll fit in a few kids while I'm yompin' round Washy Town, stompin' on Putin and rocketin' out a zillion US flags at Uranus, just 'cos we got the bucks.

      Or meebe I'll make like Howard Hughes and recluse y'all into the smallest government you ever did see.

      *pinches self*

      Yeah, so West is gonna be a disaster...
      My eyes....

      MY EYES!!!!!!!
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