40% of Americans want to build a wall between the US and Canada

I don't believe it. 40% of functioning adults...who have the right to vote, simply cannot be that stupid.

I'm being serious.

Here's the math:

Population of US = 301,300,000

4/10 wanna wall = 120,520,000

US/Canada Border = 5,525 miles long

Hooman average shoulder width = 18"

etc

etc

Way I see it, if these guys are so cocksure they need a wall, let 'em fix it themselves by walkin' up to moose territory and standin' shoulder to shoulder in a hooman shield.

Might even make a 6-tier stack.

Not even King Kong is gonna mess with that f*cker.

You can laugh at the idea but I bet Europe isn't laughing today.

Sorry, no do overs.

Yeah, most Canadians are FINE with their country, and many probably prefer it to the US. If any DO come over, they are less of a drain on the US. They can be understood, and are less likely to just go on welfare.

Do people cross that border? YEP! MOST Canadians, perhaps ALL, come over LEGALLY! Do they overextend their stay? SURE some do. But they are probably in the small minority. Do OTHERS come over? CERTAINLY! THOSE should certainly be watched. Do THEY overextend their stay? Probably more than the Canadians. But nearly all of them paid quite a bit for the "privilege". It isn't like Miami or the south border.

CANADA: ~35million Large border leading to mostly content people that can easily assimilate and there is less likelihood of others to come in.
MEXICO: ~121million Small border leading to apparently mostly NON content people that mostly REFUSE to assimilate and there is a high likelihood that others will come in.

So where do YOU think is the better place to build a wall? HECK, Canada could have been the US. There WAS a war to make it part of the US. I don't like the idea of such a silly war, especially so late in the game(it was over 40 years after the US gained its independence, and apparently started by the US), but it happened.

Steve

Is Ohio part of Canada?

Quite the entertaining post, I must say. Had me smiling all the way through. BTW, I'm Canadian and have traveled to 12 of the U.S. States, but I always return to Canada so there is no need for the wall. And there is no moose living in my backyard.

I have moose living in my backyard.





Okay, about 8 miles away.

You know the Romans built Hadrians wall that divides England and Scotland so I'm sure the Americans could do something better today if they wanted.

I figured the Australians already had a wall, only it's made of a shitload of ocean.

Kinda like a wannabee wall.

A wallabee.

Yeah, mebbe that's it.

Soon as INVADERS sail over in their boats, the Aussies are gonna summon a wallabee army with those didgeridoos of theirs.

MARSUPE ON UP!

Tellya, I'd pay to see a Tekken shootout between a wallabee army and some prime Canadian antlermoosen.

I'm warmin' to this whole wall idea...

Surprisingly, nobody has mentioned the threat of terrorists sneaking something in through the
Northern border. That's the only reason I'd want more security. Besides, everybody knows
Canadians are tastier than Americans and that invading aliens will eat them first. (Okay,
everybody who listens to a radio host called Ian Punnett.)

You forgot to mention that another 60% were asking" where is Canada?"



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I am proud to be a Canadian and I say lets do it what else am I going to do with my old Legos.