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8 Things I Am Too Old For...

by TLTheLiberator
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If you're not that old, maybe this article will help you in you life also.


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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator View Post

    If you're not that old, maybe this article will help you in you life also.


    8 Things I Am Too Old For*|*Michelle Combs
    Ahhhhhh, I remember when my list only had 8 items. Those were the days.
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      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Ahhhhhh, I remember when my list only had 8 items. Those were the days.
      Amazing, I have no memory before my third birthday.
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    9. Debating online. A pointless, masturbatory waste of time.

    10. Helping a friend move. I'll do it...begrudgingly, but, really, you're forty years old. Hire a mover.

    11. College girls. Not that it matters since I'm married. (But it does matter, dammit.)

    12. Closing a bar on a week night. Sorry, homie just can't hang anymore. (Call me on the weekend, though, and I'll bury you. Just don't ask me to move anything.)
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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      9. Debating online. A pointless, masturbatory waste of time.
      No it isn't.










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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      9. Debating online. A pointless, masturbatory waste of time.

      10. Helping a friend move. I'll do it...begrudgingly, but, really, you're forty years old. Hire a mover.

      11. College girls. Not that it matters since I'm married. (But it does matter, dammit.)

      12. Closing a bar on a week night. Sorry, homie just can't hang anymore. (Call me on the weekend, though, and I'll bury you. Just don't ask me to move anything.)
      Similar;

      Debating is pointless, but as long as you know that going in.....it's sometimes fun. But it isn't, if you actually think you can win.

      My days of physical work are over. Help a friend move? I won't even help myself move. I may pay for a mover, but labor isn't anything I'm interested in.

      Women. I Love my wife, and there is no reward in even fantasizing about it. Even R rated Showtime soft porn, gets a quick look, and then I'm on to Archer or Family Guy.

      Drinking. No more. Any amount of alcohol gives me a headache. And I'm intolerable when I'm sober. I can't imagine how bad it would be when drunk.

      Running. No. If the Zombies come, my wife and I will be the first to die.

      Trying to impress anyone. Not because I'm above it. I just never cared how others saw me.

      Holding my stomach in, when a girl walks by. Nope. Not caring what a girl thinks of you, is incredibly liberating. That doesn't mean a small part of my brain isn't still scanning good looking girls. I still look, but I can't remember why.

      Borrowing money. Too old. I'll never need anything again, that requires a loan.

      Building another business. I just don't have it in me anymore.

      Wearing swimming trunks in public. It's horrible. Swimming is a thing of the past.


      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      Amazing, I have no memory before my third birthday.
      About the same for me. I'm sure that reveals a truth about humans, but that's a discussion for another time.
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