What makes you happy?

8 years ago

Originally Posted by kate33

Tell me what makes you happy.

Calling out stupid threads started by a first-time poster, like you. Pure signature link spam.

The fools are on the upper level of this particular bus, not down here.

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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

My wife laughing.

Or making Dan Riffle cry.

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Kurt

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

My wife laughing.

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Which happens every night when you take off your clothes before going to bed.

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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Which happens every night when you take off your clothes before going to bed.

We both laugh. And we continue laughing after we get in bed.

She makes fun of me...and I make fun of you. Good times.

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Kurt

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

We both laugh. And we continue laughing after we get in bed.

She makes fun of me...and I make fun of you. Good times.

So when you go to bed with your wife, you make fun of me...you romantic guy you.

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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

So when you go to bed with your wife, you make fun of me...you romantic guy you.

Attraction can be based on shared values, shared relationships, shared beliefs, and shared memories......

My relationship with my wife is based on a shared hatred of you.

My wife knows nothing about you, except what I tell her.

Last night, I had a nightmare, and woke up screaming. It woke my wife up, out of a sound sleep.

She asked, "Did you have a terrible nightmare, Dear?"

I tried to talk, amidst the sobbing....."Yes....it...was.....horrible"

And she whispered to me, "Was it about that Kurt fellow again?"

I nodded.

She said, "Would you feel better if we had sex now?"

I smiled, "Can I call you Kurt?"

She said, "Yes Dear, just like always"

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Kurt

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Attraction can be based on shared values, shared relationships, shared beliefs, and shared memories......

My relationship with my wife is based on a shared hatred of you.

My wife knows nothing about you, except what I tell her.

Last night, I had a nightmare, and woke up screaming. It woke my wife up, out of a sound sleep.

She asked, "Did you have a terrible nightmare, Dear?"

I tried to talk, amidst the sobbing....."Yes....it...was.....horrible"

And she whispered to me, "Was it about that Kurt fellow again?"

I nodded.

She said, "Would you feel better if we had sex now?"

I smiled, "Can I call you Kurt?"

She said, "Yes Dear, just like always"

Me giving you nightmares makes me happy. Me giving you wet dreams makes me sick.

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Dan Riffle 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Me giving you wet dreams makes me sick.

At Claude's age, they're more powdery than wet.
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- Kurt 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  At Claude's age, they're more powdery than wet.
  
  As in powdered sugar...
  
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  Claude Whitacre 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kurt
  
  As in powdered sugar...
  
  The fact that you think what comes out of me is sweet......sickens me.
  
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Claude Whitacre 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Me giving you nightmares makes me happy. Me giving you wet dreams makes me sick.

I forgot to mention...when I'm calling my wife Kurt...I'm choking her.

Everyone that knows you, understands why.

In the Encyclopedia Of Psychological Disorders page 365, paragraph 6....it lists the 45th most often occurring reason people suffer from nightmares....Kurt.

They are called Kurtmares. Nothing terrible has to happen in the dream. Just the fact that you appear in the dream, is what makes it terrible.

Look it up.

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

At Claude's age, they're more powdery than wet.

At my age, powdery is actually a step up.
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sbucciarel

Banned 8 years ago

Wow ... me so happy. I just learned how to make real money with free surveys ... For real. Also I can find free stuffs and get a free forklift license. It's FREEEEking amazing.

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8 years ago

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

Wow ... me so happy. I just learned how to make real money with free surveys ... For real. Also I can find free stuffs and get a free forklift license. It's FREEEEking amazing.

I know what you mean Suzanne. Nothing sends me into a state of bliss more than doing a survey while driving my forklift around town. If only I could make money from it. I wonder if the person who started this thread could help me out with that.

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Kurt

8 years ago

Blues music, football, puppies and pizza.

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Claude Whitacre 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Blues music, football, puppies and pizza.

I believe puppies and Blues. The rest are to convince us you aren't really a teenage girl.
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yaccine

8 years ago

Helping others maybe!!!

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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

Ask to be told this,
and your brightest ever days
will rumble under the stomp
of some unaccidentally
more inquisitive
other MF.

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brewmeister

8 years ago

This thread gives me cancer.

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writeaway

8 years ago

Hanging out with my 2 year-old son and answering his 'Why' questions make me happy.

I also get a lot of happiness making others (clients / family members / associates).

Finally, I'm happy when I turn ideas into reality.

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backlinks11

8 years ago

Chocolate ice cream with lots of cream on top.

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