Should we go to mars?

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I think it would be pretty cool, but...you wouldn't want to forget the toilet paper....
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    This is where I laughed without getting the joke. What is this all about?
    Mars, toilet pepper?
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    If I think about it, we can't go to Mars, because we can't use the toilet. The gravity on Mars is 0.38g or 3.7m/s2. To be able to "perform in the toiler" the gravity has to be at least .5817g.
    So it's impossible on Mars. Forget about the toiler paper.
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    • They have SUCTION on a lot of the CURRENT toilets! Gravity is NOT a concern!

      Steve
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  • hahaha hmmm I would have learned that from experience. Whats the temp like? That could be another issue on the other side of things....
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    • Seems there's highbrow, lowbrow, and thisbrow...
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  • Wish I'd had a roll of that stuff in the cinema, to like have at my side while I was not bawlin' like a baby, 'cos people spill drinks and stuff and you gotta be a responsible citizen.
  • yeah we should go there to control birth
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    • Yeah - once we've figured our moves for the new gravity up there, we' re gonna breed like rabbits.

      Problem is, we gonna get thinner, fatter, taller, shorter?

      I tried askin' Hawking but he got his dick stuck in a zipper and had to go find tissue before he bled to death.
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    I'll let everyone else go to Mars and y'all can send me a postcard
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    • Hmmm, l didn't get that in Australia, Vic cinema. But l did allocate a seat up the back,in the middle and some A***H*** grabbed it!

      I almost told them to get lost, but l didn't want to sit in the middle of that, so took another seat, next to an asian guy, that thankfully was quiet.

      I paid a few dollars more for a wider screen, but it did have automatic reclining, leather seats, so l fiddled with the buttons when l could?

      Females need fewer resources so the trip to Mars is easier, claims expert | Daily Mail Online

      From what l have read the first people there will be women.

      Good idea, but without shopping trips they may not last long?

      I know Sal would be up at the crack of dawn, grab the Mars rover and be rock collecting. But hopefully she would keep an eye out for those elusive fluffy bunnies?

      No doubt only blue eyed, blonde haired perfect humans will go on the trip. After all we will be getting constant live video feed from there, so we don't want some old, fat and unkempt people?

      No. doubt they will get a years supply of Mars bars sent there and Coke cans of course?

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    No
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    • I thought that he would science the s*** out of it?

      Yes, duct tape, the way he was using it or slamming it on, l was half expecting a quick death, sigh!

      Mat Damion you are about to die?

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      That is complete crap sbucciarel, they are peaceful from what l have heard?

      I would be more worried with aggressive martian microbes, that the astronauts would ingest, with an underground well.

      After all it is live television, so it is only a matter of time before enough people twitter someone to take a drink without decontam, first!

      After that it will be more like a B grade tv show. Slimey creature vs the 5 remaining female crew members.

  • Should we go to mars?

    Not on my tax dollar.


    Joe Mobley
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  • Since we now know that Mars has running water, we can use a bidet instead of TP. Except Claude, he'll need a fire hose.
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