One of the top vasectomy doctors in Austin is Dick Chopp

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Just kind-of found this humorous...


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  • Profile picture of the author Enfusia
    That's freakin hilarious.

    I once was in NY and my taxi driver from India had his name on his ID card on his dash which was: Ram Amandeep.

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    Don't forget Mike Hunt & Anita Goodman.
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    I had a dentist whose name was Dr. Pain. And he deserved that name.
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    • Profile picture of the author ThomM
      Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

      I had a dentist whose name was Dr. Pain. And he deserved that name.
      He could of teamed up with my childhood dentist Dr. Ripp
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    Well, I had a couple friends once tell me that they had a bad experience with a dentist, and his name was something like SHAM(as in CONJOB). And I learned some hindi once, and somehow found out that a guy that worked with us had a name, that was on his vanity plates, that meant PENIS in HINDI. One day an indian coworker even mentioned it, and people had a good laugh.

    But almost any name might mean something in another language, or even in YOUR language, given how another language may pronounce it. Did you know Asperger could mean sprinkle, like sprinkle cinnamon on your toast? Some people even pronounce it like that word "ahsperjay"

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    A long time ago, a debt collector once called me and his last name was Slaughter. He said it like he knew it had an effect and he dragged it out.

    I told him that he was hilarious and he got very angry and I never heard from him again.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    A former client of mine was buying his father's business and immediately changed the name upon completion of the sale. He wasn't so keen on owning Dick Wood Plumbing.

    He ended up changing it back because he lost the traction of name recognition.

    I can just imagine them answering the phone, "Dick Wood Plumbing. We'll clean your pipes."
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      A former client of mine was buying his father's business and immediately changed the name upon completion of the sale. He wasn't so keen on owning Dick Wood Plumbing.

      He ended up changing it back because he lost the traction of name recognition.

      I can just imagine them answering the phone, "Dick Wood Plumbing. We'll clean your pipes."
      I hear his sister company that insulates attics: "Dick Wad Lagging" is doing well too.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Wouldn't it be funny if Bob Youcansitonmy married Sandra bloatedfatcarcasofabutt?

          Step one; Find two people willing to legally change their names from something like Tracey to Youcansitonmy and bloatedfatcarcasofabutt.

          My plan is foolproof.
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          • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            Wouldn't it be funny if Bob Youcansitonmy married Sandra bloatedfatcarcasofabutt?

            Step one; Find two people willing to legally change their names from something like Tracey to Youcansitonmy and bloatedfatcarcasofabutt.

            My plan is foolproof.
            Let me know when you make one.
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          • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            Wouldn't it be funny if Bob Youcansitonmy married Sandra bloatedfatcarcasofabutt?

            Step one; Find two people willing to legally change their names from something like Tracey to Youcansitonmy and bloatedfatcarcasofabutt.

            My plan is foolproof.
            Ilene Over married Ben D. Allot, but she kept her maiden name.

            They were Yoga Instructors.

            Yoga classes With: Ilene Over & Ben D Allot

            Not a true story

            Have you read:

            Outlaws by Robin Banks
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            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
              Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

              Have you read:

              Outlaws by Robin Banks
              Damn you Mark! I actually looked up the book on Amazon.com

              "Why the heck is Mark telling me about this book? Let's see....Outlaws...by Robin Banks.....Banks......Robin....." (my remaining 3 neurons finally fire..)

              Jerk.
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  • Try Inlaws by Jeano M. Diane Heyer.

    Or mebbe not.

    Man, that's so lame.
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Enfusia View Post

        Under The Grandstands by Seymore Buts


        Lesbian Love Manual by Toocan Chew
        And here are my favorites again for those who missed them:

        Russian Tortures By Ivan Knockabollockoff

        The (Feral) Cat Fights Back By Claude Balls

        Yellow River By I. P. Daily

        Russian Bust Abuse By Nora Titsoff
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        • Profile picture of the author Enfusia
          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

          And here are my favorites again for those who missed them:

          Russian Tortures By Ivan Knockabollockoff

          The (Feral) Cat Fights Back By Claude Balls

          Yellow River By I. P. Daily

          Russian Bust Abuse By Nora Titsoff
          Cool.
          Here are a few more:

          Spot On The Wall by Who Flung Dung

          Say We Did But Don't by Horn E. Porcupine

          Happy Trails by Cuntswaylow Dragin

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