K-E-W-L!!!

You mean Mmmmmmmm.

Jeez, imagine the guy explainin' missions and shit, all plummy and bardic.

"...and that that deadly weapon of yours, dear Bond, is so awfully powerful and destructive that it really would be a shame not to deploy it against the villains at the first opportunity."

(I figure Craig's droolin' here, tongue flappin' on his chest, so he rolls his eyes and says...)

"For heaven's sake, M, I simply can't contain myself any longer. Put down your spectacles and let me feel the caress of your lips on my neck."