So I now work for big pharma

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Today GSK offered me a job I'll let you know if all the rumours are true and keep an eye out for weird experiments in the basement!
  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Keep your eyes out for NASA spies, while you are there.
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    • Profile picture of the author butters
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Keep your eyes out for NASA spies, while you are there.
      For sure, I'm looking for aliens, super weaponised viruses and them fluffy bunnies from mars!
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Sal officially hates you now. Watch your step, Lee.




    Oh, and congratulations.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Congrats, Lee - hope you love it!
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  • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
    You are now part of one of the most powerful industries in America - congrats!
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by butters View Post

      For sure, I'm looking for aliens, super weaponised viruses and them fluffy bunnies from mars!


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      • Profile picture of the author Cali16
        Congrats on your new job, Lee! That's exciting news!!
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    An unnamed member of the forum is hoping you come up with a cure for pattern baldness.
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    Congrats to you. The power of a good education.
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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    Not bad for a South Park character.




    (Sadly, I know a misguided 17 year old who has adopted Cartman as his role model. Truly.)
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