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Tellya, Rome got my dreamocampus all honeyed out.

Chillin' here on coffee, pizza, pasta, jelatz, and loadsa other good stuff gonna blitz the dial offa my carbometer.

But I'm kinda zero carum maximus 'bout that right now.

Figure I gotta play Nero-ina while the goin' is good, like was flopped out on a couch, bein' hand-fed grapes by srsly hunko gladiator types.

Lovin' how the buildings radiate an eerie magic fills ya up. Mebbe they get blessed by choirs of dead virgins while evryone's sleepin'.

Way different durin' the day. Tellya, the AI preventin' loons on scooters from runnin' me down is busted to f*ck. In a parallel universe, I already died 7 times. Hey, in a parallel universe those loons could mebbe figure what a frickin' straight line is. Tried escapin' to the Spanish Steps but darn near got trampled to death by a blob of selfiestuck tourists oughta stay home. What they doin' here? Walla China not good enough forya, huh? F*ckers.

Coloseum blew me away. Gotta love shit on a monster scale. But then you figure on the brutality an' slavery an' shrinkin' back of the hooman soul against this expansive backdrop, and yeah, that was kinda icky. Could hear those guys moanin' in the pit like their torment so strong it carried in the air until now, till someone finally heard 'em. Just gotta be glad the Catholics rolled into town and swept away alla that oppression.

Meanwhile: priorities.

Found a great bar and got loaded on sour cocktails tryin' to spill out my heart in verse. Smoked 10 treato cigarettes and mooshied lipstick all over my notebook an' face. Man, I am a tramp.

So, yeah, I wanna frickin' toga. They are so cool an' I want one. In black plz. Or mebbe maroon. Or a deep blue. yyy hang on, this might take a while...
#peronial glando
  • Profile picture of the author Khemosabi
    Ha! At first, I was concerned that I actually understood this. Now, I'm concerned that I'm jealous.

    I got me one of them there togas... used an old set of paisley sheets. Emerald green, maroon and some gold. Ralph Lauren all the way, circa the late 90's. I use pine and douglas fir branches for the "tiara" (that's what I call it). And, as expected, still wear my old broken down Georgia boots with my socks rolled down.

    It's getting cold out. Thank God for thermals!

    ~ Theresa
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      I already died 7 times
      No prob - 2 left then you can start on this universe. You got time.
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        There you are, I told everyone you were a Romany
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        • Profile picture of the author positivenegative
          Mental. Thank f**k Claude is here to balance it out.

          Btw . . less is more sometimes, you know. Not every single post of yours has to be riddled with riddles and hip speak that only you and your blood relations fed on it would marginally comprehend.

          Much of what you articulate is appreciable, albeit to less than 1% of the audience on here. But never overcook what you're doing.

          Trying to ingratiate yourself in the OTF is not as difficult as you think, and the odd post here and there laid out in "plain speak" would go down much better, I'm sure. You're evidently an educated and astute individual, but your verbal athletics - however clever you perceive them to be - are going to be wasted in a forum where the majority are for the most part not even in the same galaxy as a bog standard wordsmith.

          Just Saying . . .
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      • Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        No prob - 2 left then you can start on this universe. You got time.
        Ha. When I read this I thought you meant togas.

        Weird thing is, they got a cat sanctuary out on some ruins.

        Maltreated kitties hoppin' all over fallen Rome.

        *sniffo*

        Will try to be more intelligible in the future for alla you Onepies.
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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          I thought you meant togas.
          Some here are quicker than you might give us credit for

          Made you think
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

    Tellya, Rome got my dreamocampus all honeyed out.

    Hey, in a parallel universe those loons could mebbe figure what a frickin' straight line is. Tried escapin' to the Spanish Steps but darn near got trampled to death by a blob of selfiestuck tourists oughta stay home. What they doin' here? Walla China not good enough forya, huh? F*ckers.

    Found a great bar and got loaded on sour cocktails tryin' to spill out my heart in verse. Smoked 10 treato cigarettes and mooshied lipstick all over my notebook an' face. Man, I am a tramp.
    Yes, Colosseum, a work in progress!

    Selfiestuck Chinese tourists, LOL, go to MovieWorld in Queensland AU, a blob is an understatement!

    Most of the theme parks in AU, would shut down if it wasn't for the blobs!

    I have to admit that, (if l remember correctly) all of the signs in Movieworld are in Chinese, then Australian!

    Have fun, and don't forget to post your images here!


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  • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
    Awesome sauce??? I am so disappointed.....smh.....Balestra goes Disney.
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    • Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

      Awesome sauce??? I am so disappointed.....smh.....Balestra goes Disney.
      That'll teach me to slipstream on the regular.
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      • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
        Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

        That'll teach me to slipstream on the regular.
        Slipstreaming? That was more like roller blading on the Blue D with the theme music in the Background
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  • Ha!

    Halloween soon so mebbe I'll bloodstream on the peculiar.
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    • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      Ha!

      Halloween soon so mebbe I'll bloodstream on the peculiar.
      Too busted to backtrack to out of the baseline. When you sport avatars that wanna be little elvira for too long you scuzzi the peculiar title and then it just fronts like plain old vanilla ice cream
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      • Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

        Too busted to backtrack to out of the baseline. When you sport avatars that wanna be little elvira for too long you scuzzi the peculiar title and then it just fronts like plain old vanilla ice cream
        Nah, I'm just teasin' on the sucko end of the whinge syringe.

        Kinda like a sortin' hat, only more vampsy.

        And now the corpuscles been verified and counted, I suspect you and I ain't gonna populate the future with the love children of our intertwined cerebral sulci.

        But I been wrong before.
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        • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
          Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

          And now the corpuscles been verified and counted, I suspect you and I ain't gonna populate the future with the love children of our intertwined cerebral sulci.

          But I been wrong before.
          No you are on the affirmative there. The world has already seen the result of that kind of union with Eddie Munster - the sulci chemistry does not need to be repeated and especially not with a bruther. Magnetized to color under the eyes due to pigment and genetics - reverse the wheels when its due to poor circulation
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          • K, mebbe we'll meet up on the flipside of wherever this is.

            For now, guess we're enciaoed.
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