White woman raped by Micheal Jackson's ghost

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    Did she Beat It?
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    • There is nothing funny about celebrity ghost rape.

      The couple is right to sue Michael Jackson's estate. And her husband is right to completely believe her, that she didn't have sex with another man.

      In fact, I recently had sex with a ghost woman. OK, I lied. I was recently turned down by a ghost woman. She said I was too fat.
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  • I'm digging the designated source,

    I don't get the real problem here though. She was watching him for hours he got the wrong idea. She claims to not have thought about it so she couldn;t have minded too much

    She's 32 and a grown adult. Mike might be improving
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    • Hey -- if you're gonna get impregnated by a ghost, no way are you gonna stay outta the news, so you might as well milk it by hittin' on an A list celeb.

      Besides, Phantom Cobain was busy f*cking someone else an' Tommy Ramone won't leave the house till he's reunited with his hair comb.
  • She said she was raped by his ghost in 2001, he didn't die until 2009. I thought you had to die in order to become ghost but apparently not.
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    • HA! The Newbie caught us all flat footed. Nice going, New guy.

      Question; If I'm an idiot, that doesn't see the obvious, now.... will I still be an idiot as a ghost?
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    • Banned

      Common misconception about ghost.
    • Not necessarily. Mike did tell all his fans

      That you are not alone
      I am here with you
      Though you're far away
      I am here to stay

    • nope - read the article again - she was watching the DVD of the show that had aired on HBO in 2001
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  • Blame it on the boogie.
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    • Man, that is a sting ridin' on a 3-way ticket.

      We got
      ghosts
      we got
      retrospective insemination
      an' we got
      the self-styled king of pop doin' sumthin' sexual with his man meat other than haulin' it up inside his pants while he drops low at the knees and emits a falsetto gasp.

      How could we have been so stoopid?
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  • All I know is, if the woman had worn bacon panties, nonea this woulda happened.
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    • Why would that stop a woman from having....wait....wait, I get it.


      Do you know what you call 5 day old bacon panties? Beef Jerky panties.

      Be gentle with me. I'm old.
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    • Wouldn't that attract the living?
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    Was her name Billie Jean?
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    • Seems MJ was Rockin' Robin.
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  • How strange! I woke up last night and saw the ghost of Gloria Gaynor! At first I was afraid... I was petrified...
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    • Well, it doesn't matter to Micheals ghost if you are "black or white" since he is "bad" since he likes the "way you make me feel" and he "can't stop, til he gets enough".

      But if she looked in the mirror he can be seen as the "man in the mirror" and he is a "smooth criminal" and has to get o** for it to be a "thriller"!

      Ok, l am though, and have bought home the bacon, no, more troughing, or tearing strips of Micheal!

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