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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    White woman raped by Micheal Jackson's ghost
    Did she Beat It?
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      Did she Beat It?
      There is nothing funny about celebrity ghost rape.

      The couple is right to sue Michael Jackson's estate. And her husband is right to completely believe her, that she didn't have sex with another man.

      In fact, I recently had sex with a ghost woman. OK, I lied. I was recently turned down by a ghost woman. She said I was too fat.
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      • Profile picture of the author socialentry
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        There is nothing funny about celebrity ghost rape.

        The couple is right to sue Michael Jackson's estate. And her husband is right to completely believe her, that she didn't have sex with another man.

        In fact, I recently had sex with a ghost woman. OK, I lied. I was recently turned down by a ghost woman. She said I was too fat.
        Indeed, I wish more people saw it as a serious social issue.

        But the mainstream medias are all trying to kill the story.
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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          I wonder why the color of the woman is relevant - scrambled eggs for brains would seem to be more to the point....
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          • Profile picture of the author socialentry
            Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

            I wonder why the color of the woman is relevant - scrambled eggs for brains would seem to be more to the point....

            Kiera claims she was watching the 2 hour Michael Jackson 30 Year Anniversary Special on DVD which aired on HBO in 2001 when she suddenly dozed off during the performance of Thriller. It was at that point, things went horribly wrong. "All of a sudden, I was awakened by a hand caresing my face. But I was home alone, my husband was at work," Kiera recalls.

            "The next thing you know, I'm having this erotic encounter with Michael Jackson. But it wasn't the white Michael Jackson, he was black, and dressed like he was straight out of the Thriller video. I told him to stop, but he would listen."

            Kiera thought nothing more about the "realistic encounter" she had with M.J. - until September 25, 2015 when she gave birth to her third child. "Everything was going well with the birth," said her husband Ken. "But then when I saw my son, and he was black, I said 'What the hell is this!' I was in absolute shock. ."
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            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
              Originally Posted by socialentry View Post

              "Everything was going well with the birth," said her husband Ken. "But then when I saw my son, and he was black, I said 'What the hell is this!' I was in absolute shock. ."
              I can just imagine the conversation;

              "Honey, why is our baby the color of the President?"

              "Well......um......(thinks of first black name that comes to mind). It's Michael Jackson's baby."

              "Honey, Michael Jackson is dead"

              "I know, Right? I mean it's Michael Jackson's ghost's baby"

              "OK, let's go with that. Your parents will believe you instantly. Hell, I believe you right now. I can't wait to tell the story to my best friend.. Jamal!".
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          • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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            Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

            I wonder why the color of the woman is relevant - scrambled eggs for brains would seem to be more to the point....
            Especially since we were not informed if she was raped by the ghost of Michael Jackson when he was black or after he became white.

            Cheers. - Frank

            P.S. Sorry. I never made it to post 15 before posting, myself. lol
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      • Profile picture of the author ThomM
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        There is nothing funny about celebrity ghost rape.

        The couple is right to sue Michael Jackson's estate. And her husband is right to completely believe her, that she didn't have sex with another man.

        In fact, I recently had sex with a ghost woman. OK, I lied. I was recently turned down by a ghost woman. She said I was too fat.
        She told me I was to skinny. I said maybe so but you look like sheet.
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  • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
    I'm digging the designated source,

    I don't get the real problem here though. She was watching him for hours he got the wrong idea. She claims to not have thought about it so she couldn;t have minded too much

    She's 32 and a grown adult. Mike might be improving
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    • Hey -- if you're gonna get impregnated by a ghost, no way are you gonna stay outta the news, so you might as well milk it by hittin' on an A list celeb.

      Besides, Phantom Cobain was busy f*cking someone else an' Tommy Ramone won't leave the house till he's reunited with his hair comb.
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  • Profile picture of the author jj63
    She said she was raped by his ghost in 2001, he didn't die until 2009. I thought you had to die in order to become ghost but apparently not.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by jj63 View Post

      She said she was raped by his ghost in 2001, he didn't die until 2009. I thought you had to die in order to become ghost but apparently not.
      HA! The Newbie caught us all flat footed. Nice going, New guy.

      Question; If I'm an idiot, that doesn't see the obvious, now.... will I still be an idiot as a ghost?
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    • Profile picture of the author yukon
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      Originally Posted by jj63 View Post

      She said she was raped by his ghost in 2001, he didn't die until 2009. I thought you had to die in order to become ghost but apparently not.

      Common misconception about ghost.
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    • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
      Originally Posted by jj63 View Post

      She said she was raped by his ghost in 2001, he didn't die until 2009. I thought you had to die in order to become ghost but apparently not.
      Not necessarily. Mike did tell all his fans

      That you are not alone
      I am here with you
      Though you're far away
      I am here to stay
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    • Profile picture of the author Karen Blundell
      Originally Posted by jj63 View Post

      She said she was raped by his ghost in 2001, he didn't die until 2009. I thought you had to die in order to become ghost but apparently not.

      nope - read the article again - she was watching the DVD of the show that had aired on HBO in 2001
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Blame it on the boogie.
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    • Man, that is a sting ridin' on a 3-way ticket.

      We got
      ghosts
      we got
      retrospective insemination
      an' we got
      the self-styled king of pop doin' sumthin' sexual with his man meat other than haulin' it up inside his pants while he drops low at the knees and emits a falsetto gasp.

      How could we have been so stoopid?
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  • All I know is, if the woman had worn bacon panties, nonea this woulda happened.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      All I know is, if the woman had worn bacon panties, nonea this woulda happened.
      Why would that stop a woman from having....wait....wait, I get it.


      Do you know what you call 5 day old bacon panties? Beef Jerky panties.

      Be gentle with me. I'm old.
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      • I am srsly disturbed by news of phantom celebs hittin' on chickkind.

        Gonna line my apartment with gammon, wear pajamas with plenty of ham on,
        an' when I'm outside, walkin' the walk,
        gonna switch heels for platforms of pork.
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    • Profile picture of the author socialentry
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      All I know is, if the woman had worn bacon panties, nonea this woulda happened.
      Wouldn't that attract the living?
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    Was her name Billie Jean?
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  • How strange! I woke up last night and saw the ghost of Gloria Gaynor! At first I was afraid... I was petrified...
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Well, it doesn't matter to Micheals ghost if you are "black or white" since he is "bad" since he likes the "way you make me feel" and he "can't stop, til he gets enough".

      But if she looked in the mirror he can be seen as the "man in the mirror" and he is a "smooth criminal" and has to get o** for it to be a "thriller"!

      Ok, l am though, and have bought home the bacon, no, more troughing, or tearing strips of Micheal!

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