All Replies In Klingon Please

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Posted: 8 years ago 15 replies

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tagiscom 8 years ago

All replies in Clingon, LOL, ok, l am having Katuck for dinner!

Good that they had Stargate Ancient, but no, Wreath?

I suppose since they are life sucking sociopaths with vampire tendencies, that excludes them?
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socialentry 8 years ago

No. But I can speak Pikachu however if you want.
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- Princess Balestra 8 years ago
  
  Who'd be the Klingon Tooth Fairy?
  
  Ballbaghead kids gonna go crazy with a font like that.
  
  Weaponised demands come with the suit.
  
  "Gimme my frickin' money, you wimpo loser."
  
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sbucciarel Banned 8 years ago

This looks like a job for Princess Balestra
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- Princess Balestra 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by sbucciarel
  
  This looks like a job for Princess Balestra
  
  Yes, with her repertoire of gutteral grunts and ballistic plosives, she'll be a splendid choice for this occasion.
  
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  kenmichaels 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Princess Balestra
  
  Yes, with her repertoire of gutteral grunts and ballistic plosives, she'll be a splendid choice for this occasion.
  
  Sounds kinky.
  
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  Princess Balestra 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by kenmichaels
  
  Sounds kinky.
  
  Wasn't intentional, but I clearly kinked soundly.
  
  I jus' figured the scrotyhead guys come over kinda grunty, especially when the Enterprise crew r winnin' out.
  
  It's like they are constipated, Klingins.
  
  So it's all uh! uh! uh! but they just can't budge alla the compacted Klingin food from their rectals.
  
  They wanna be Klingoffs, rid of the stuff, but instead, they have to suffer the suck of the Klingen pipe emptyin' their uranials.
  
  The more I analyse the sorry existence of these miserable f*ckers, the more I feel for them.
  
  Hobblin' around all blocked up, heads all knobbly like the skin on an odious swamp, bellowin' uh! uh! uh!, when all they really wanna say is, "help us, we are deep space Elephant Man types, fulla heart, but also fulla emotional Klingups."
  
  Tellya, I'm...I'm breakin' up for those guys right now.
  
  So, yeah, laugh at 'em, poke fun.
  
  But when the Klingons enslave us to max out on OUR Bavarian lederhosen, there's gonna be biiiiiiiiiiig trouble.
  
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  tagiscom 8 years ago
  
  Kapluck!
  
  Success.
  
  Jo Tooosh!
  
  Energize!
  
  I am afraid that my Clingon is rusty!
  
  And l am too lazy to scour through Star Trek Movies!
  
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whateverpedia 8 years ago

Daerht a rof aedi diputs a tahw.
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- Claude Whitacre 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  Daerht a rof aedi diputs a tahw.
  
  You're traveling backward in time again, aren't you?
  
  Typical.
  
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  whateverpedia 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  You're traveling backward in time again, aren't you?
  
  Typical.
  
  We have our first post from an actual Klingon.
  
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  Princess Balestra 8 years ago
  
  Havin' reflected, I figure the Klingons got a communication split goin' on.
  
  (An' I'm talkin' the Ver II Walnut boyz here, not the Boot Polish Chic Guys from the 60s.)
  
  Their typface iconography is real sharp an' pointy, like shuriken spacecraft gonna slice ripostes at source.
  
  But up top in larynxland, alla that gruntin' is super gutteral an' uh! uh! uh! uh! like some onomatopoedo concealin' his deepest desires between strings of random consonants.
  
  You got a conflict like that goin' on, ur sure gonna wanna fix the universe real bad, 'specially when you discover Tolkien's elves an' their fey Joanna Newsome lyricism packed more cinemas.
  
  Those guys are warlike 'cos they been betrayed by the same universal law made bushbabies popular.
  
  Like Worf said, "give us flowery voices and cedillas, and we are the scifi equivalent of Zorro advertising luxury ice cream, wearing only his mask."
  
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  tagiscom 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  We have our first post from an actual Klingon.
  
  I blame NASA!
  
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Kurt 8 years ago

What's Klingon for "nerd alert"?
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- Claude Whitacre 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kurt
  
  What's Klingon for "nerd alert"?
  
  "Kurt alert" I'm serious.
  
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