Hey -- Where's The Powder Room?

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November 5th is so cool.

I luv this swing of the cyc.

Got writin' about Fawkes an' fire early on this week in Halloween's shade, so here's my mornin' motivational.

Woulda had all fancy stars an' stuff but Forum formattin' lacks art.

Wherever ur tonite, gaze up an' get some flare in yr pants.



ROCKITZ


Dare to
enslipstream
the stars.

Your shot,
first and last,
is all ours.

No echo
of blast,
no fall.

Firepower
blazed
over thrall.



(Thx to Webmarketer for helpin' me finish this insteada maxin' out on slacko.)

(We share a common rat interest.)
  • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
    Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

    I luv this swing of the cyc.
    Me too. But damp outlook for fireworks fans - looks like it's set to rain until Christmas.

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  • Profile picture of the author webmarketer
    Nice, Princess. And you're welcome--fragmented snippets (to fit agenda) and wad-in-cheek refs and all. Everything I read here is entendrefull of wonder. Even one of your fans, for a pat on the head later, probably, is doing his bit on another thread. Can't blame him, I think he's smitten with you.

    It reminds me of a walk in a quiet room. I opened the door and the rabid bats flew-a-charging seeming late for a blood bank assault schedule.
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  • Profile picture of the author Joe Mobley
    Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post




    (... for helpin' me finish this insteada maxin' out on slacko.)
    Where is that "Spray-on bitch focus" when you need it?

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    • Originally Posted by Joe Mobley View Post

      Where is that "Spray-on bitch focus" when you need it?
      Went well with gin, so I drank the f*cker.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Re: Hey — Where's The Powder Room?


    Claude wants to know where the powdered sugar room is.
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  • Profile picture of the author webmarketer
    I can't resist. Inspiration is contagious--

    Abilify and Thorazine cocktail quell delusion.
    Preserve willy-nilly pseudo-sane disposition.
    Four white sanitized padded walls to cushion
    lobotomy candidate [cackling] prattling in her fiefdom.
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  • yy

    ratto

    rhythmsmarto

    but hey i do not cackle ok

    Jus editin here cos that reads unkind *kitz*

    But ya missed the 2 killa walls floor ceilin o swingu blessya
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    • Profile picture of the author webmarketer
      Okay, let's change cackling to prattling.

      ---

      To call yourself a princess--progeny blue-blooded stock?
      You call yourself a princess--heavens chuckles really? What!
      A moniker, a princess--silly tranny diddly squat...
      Imagine you're a princess--The Walking Dead must be on crack!



      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      yy

      ratto

      rhythmsmarto

      but hey i do not cackle ok

      Jus editin here cos that reads unkind *kitz*

      But ya missed the 2 killa walls floor ceilin o swingu blessya
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      • hey i am c*ntd rite now so f*k hang on for the frog kissed into life deal

        Gonna get2yaprom.
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by webmarketer View Post

          Okay, let's change cackling to prattling.

          ---

          To call yourself a princess--progeny blue-blooded stock?
          You call yourself a princess--heavens chuckles really? What!
          A moniker, a princess--silly tranny diddly squat...
          Imagine you're a princess--The Walking Dead must be on crack!
          Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

          hey i am c*ntd rite now so f*k hang on for the frog kissed into life deal

          Gonna get2yaprom.
          These youngins have a language all their own?


          I always thought that the powder room was near the TNT fuses room?

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          • omc

            webo we gotta swing it
            yr sharp & my blunt
            blammo on the rug of verse
            hollerin' down the universe.


            Wanna line by line smacko for funsies when im not so schwsngoed?

            Figure we could common up some mutual rat.
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            • Profile picture of the author webmarketer
              k

              Duke Elli, grooves on 'Kovsky, rocks The Nutcracker Suite.
              Soothsayin' ink-gammed(?) vixen what rests under your feet?
              Copperheads, corals, diamondbacks, vipers twisted on a glyph?
              Black furry stray cats purring, playing hopscotch, dodging Styx.



              Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

              omc

              webo we gotta swing it
              yr sharp & my blunt
              blammo on the rug of verse
              hollerin' down the universe.


              Wanna line by line smacko for funsies when im not so schwsngoed?

              Figure we could common up some mutual rat.
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              • Heya Webo.

                Gotta say, that's some pitch u got there.

                An' the glyph line is super cool.

                K, so I tweaked on your ink in line 2, but the stanzaics stand.

                Thx for minxin' me on out here & feedin' my braino.

                An' so, in the spirit of our common rat interest, here's what we got:


                Duke Elli, grooves on 'Kovsky, rocks The Nutcracker Suite.
                Soothsayin' ink-glammed vixen, what rests under your feet?
                Copperheads, corals, diamondbacks, vipers twisted on a glyph?
                Black furry stray cats purring playing hopscotch dodging Styx.

                Catacombs fulla dreamstuff, opiated demon lords
                licked by flames, whispering. Wanna feel your words
                touched soft on my heart as vulnerable appeals.
                Gonna dig down deep forya, pulse kickin' out in heels.
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        • Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

          hey i am c*ntd rite now so f*k hang on for the frog kissed into life deal
          Someone punch me hard in the mouth till my lips bleed.
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          • Profile picture of the author webmarketer
            POW!

            Hey--I'll just tap you silly with my vocal sac till your gums shrink and your teeth loosen into pyorrheic bliss. That's how frogs do it (?)

            That's the thing about getting c*nted--brain's all curdled like you just snorted a line of toe cheese. After it wears off you want to listen to Yanni so you can just slash your wrist.

            Been a busy day and am catching up with a lot of stuff. Got to go...


            Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

            Someone punch me hard in the mouth till my lips bleed.
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            • My bad, sweetie.

              Gonna rock out on consciousness in future so I can feel the full cut of yr suture.

              *excitement*
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  • Profile picture of the author webmarketer
    Thanks princess.

    My bad, I should have asked you first about what topic to start in our version of amateur slam poetry. (Probably speaking for myself here.) Out of respect for the real pros my apologies to the ones who can really hack it.

    Here's what I think:

    You could slant the theme to a different direction.
    Feel free to start a new stanza after you've replied.
    Only reply at your own time. Life and obligations--those suckers get in the way.

    I have something written. Let me know if you want me to post it or you want to start this time and I'll reply.
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    • Heya Webo.

      yy, I jus' picked up on a few balls you tossed, an' it was fun thinkin' that thru.

      Sucked outta life today, for sure.

      I should be reclinin' while some uniformed baboon tosses me grapes, but I gotta edit some soul-suckin' crap.

      If this don't win me an award for surly poutin', nothin' will.

      Let's continue with this poesywhimsy thing on an' off, slammin' like fat wrestlers on the mat.

      Might be better next time if we work to a theme, an' proceed line by line.

      Appreciate the welcome relief from life's overbearin' tedium -- not to mention my inability to fix the uniformed baboon lifehack.

      Lemme know how ur fixed.

      We can mebbe flux in an' out like the perfect bum/zealot fusion, dependin' on where we're at.

      U want me to start a noo theme in a noo thread?

      Bumpin' is considered immoral here, even sans links to cheapo pheromones.

      K, now I gotta go practice lookin' like an abused mule...
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      • Profile picture of the author webmarketer
        Hey princess,

        Sorry to hear about the slog you have to go thru. You're not alone. Yeah, I always wondered about the chaps born with trust funds. Lucky b******s. No need to tread the salt mines like the rest of us slaves do.

        "We are all animals, still fighting for the best space in the truck that carries us over to the slaughterhouse." Not sure about the f****r who said this but I think it's true--work then croak--a plebeian's claim to fame.

        Yeah, you could give me the specs when you feel you want to. You could always start a different thread or we could continue what we have started. Let me know.

        Look at the bright side--uniformed baboons instead of a dancing monkey and a guy playing an accordion.
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        • K, then watch out for the noo COMMON RAT INTEREST thread.

          Gonna appear when u least expect it.

          Prolly even when I least expect it.

          Originally Posted by webmarketer View Post

          "We are all animals, still fighting for the best space in the truck that carries us over to the slaughterhouse."
          Drivin' seat.

          Figure I'd turn the truck around an' take alla the animals someplace else, then mebbe hit a few bars an' take in a movie.
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          • Profile picture of the author webmarketer
            I don't hold my breath unless I'm under water or talking to someone with a severe case of halitosis.

            What did I tell you about snorting a line of toe cheese?


            Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

            K, then watch out for the noo COMMON RAT INTEREST thread.

            Gonna appear when u least expect it.

            Prolly even when I least expect it.
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            Make sure you have that class A license, and watch out for the smokeys carrying full metal. Make sure you also know how to drive stick--keeps you alert. Automatics are for carnival rides.

            It's a slippery winding road you have to drive through. Careful not to hit a pothole, fishtail or jackknife. Otherwise, animals go on the loose and it's Cujo time. Or, by a stroke of luck, at least, you don't need to go to Pamplona.


            Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

            Drivin' seat.

            Figure I'd turn the truck around an' take alla the animals someplace else, then mebbe hit a few bars an' take in a movie.
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            • Hey, you're helpin' the gloom evaporate here like fart gas from a planet of hippos fed nuthin' but beans.

              But I'm smilin' an' that's cool.

              Tellya, if I ever end up in a truck fulla animals bound for the slaughterhouse, I wanna travel with hippos.

              I seen some close up at the zoo and they are srsly enormo beasts.

              Me an' a hippo could wreak major havok on the enslaved animal trade, even if said animals were hoomans.
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              • Profile picture of the author webmarketer
                3 things I [probably] learned about your post--

                1. You're [probably] enormous as a mofo hippo. Not that there's anything wrong with it. Gulp.

                2. You [probably] love the smell of fart. If you want to, I'll bottle one up for you and send it Fedex. Tell me the flavor you want and I'll pig out on the dish the night before.

                3. You [probably] suffer from flatulence. Try to take some chlorophyll capsules.

                Okay. I [probably] have to fart my way to the bathroom and do the 1 and 2 then take a shower--after the room is properly ventilated, of course. Got to run some errands. Later.
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  • 1 thing I [definitely] learned about your post —

    1. ur no psychic.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by webmarketer View Post

      Hey princess,

      Sorry to hear about the slog you have to go thru. You're not alone. Yeah, I always wondered about the chaps born with trust funds. Lucky b******s. No need to tread the salt mines like the rest of us slaves do.

      "We are all animals, still fighting for the best space in the truck that carries us over to the slaughterhouse." Not sure about the f****r who said this but I think it's true--work then croak--a plebeian's claim to fame.

      Yeah, you could give me the specs when you feel you want to. You could always start a different thread or we could continue what we have started. Let me know.

      Look at the bright side--uniformed baboons instead of a dancing monkey and a guy playing an accordion.
      Yes, but what l have learned most want to hop on the truck, becuase it is full of other individuals who are on the truck. The truck might be headed for a cliff, but in the meantime, it is convenient and confortable, since it is a very big truck, and the textbooks say that everyone on the truck is right.

      Eventhough everyone on the truck won't discuss NASA's magical Spirit solar panels, or anything else, that might make the driver turn the truck around.

      I am hoping to speed up the truck and have a few sociopaths kiss my feet, but time will tell?

      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      Hey, you're helpin' the gloom evaporate here like fart gas from a planet of hippos fed nuthin' but beans.

      But I'm smilin' an' that's cool.

      Tellya, if I ever end up in a truck fulla animals bound for the slaughterhouse, I wanna travel with hippos.

      I seen some close up at the zoo and they are srsly enormo beasts.

      Me an' a hippo could wreak major havok on the enslaved animal trade, even if said animals were hoomans.
      Hungry, Hungry Hippo's perhaps?

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