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Warcraft The Movie(Yes the game is now a movie.)

by DURABLEOILCOM
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I don't know if other Warriors have ever played the Video game "Warcraft" from Blizzard but there is an awesome movie on the way!

Warcraft (2016) - IMDb

Trailer:
  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Bwfore I watched that trailer I thought to myself, "A movie based on a game, Hollywood is really getting desperate for ideas for movies".

    That trailer disappointed me - it looks great. I'm not a big sci-fi fan, however I do like epic fantasy tales. This one looks like it'll be a cracker.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Groan, l know that l have dragged myself through the Lord of the Rings slimey creature and unnecessary long streaks through depressing forests, but l may have to take a look at this!

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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    Hey — someone gotta make a movie of the geeko gameo fans watchin' the movie of the game.

    Killer conflict here.

    "No way! They got that part toadally wrong! That is not how it is in the game! It's like the way-too-tall dwarves in LOTR all over again!"

    *riot*
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      Hey -- someone gotta make a movie of the geeko gameo fans watchin' the movie of the game.

      Killer conflict here.

      "No way! They got that part toadally wrong! That is not how it is in the game! It's like the way-too-tall dwarves in LOTR all over again!"

      *riot*
      True, it looks like the actor out of Hellboy, gets some annoying, boar teeth, and hopes that in battle someone clobbers him, and he has an excuse to get rid of them?

      He can finally experience eating a drumstick without breaking it in two?

      But eventhough it looks like a cut and paste of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings, and Hellboy, and The Sound of Music, l will still go take a look!

      Well, l might have to get a choc cone, and inject a mini bottle of Baileys into it first, so that l am sufficiently numb and can handle hours of slimey creature forest treaking.

      Unless it is a 3 hour slog, then l will probably pass, l would rather go and see Mat Damion, scienceing the s*** out of it, than that!


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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    Hey, there are far better things in this world for Damon to science the sh*t outta.
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  • Profile picture of the author MikeTucker
    Over the last several years, the stories in video games have often been
    far superior to any movies coming out of Hollywood.
    And after the disaster that was Prince of Persia, most of them have determined
    that Hollywood won't be touching their stories anymore.

    The idea that the likes of Blizzard and Ubisoft will be putting out their own movies
    is only a good thing for consumers (and shareholders!)
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    • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
      Best movies are always books first.

      But there's gotta be big bucks to be made from combinin' a movie version of Tetris with speed dating.

      While ur watchin' the movie (an' it's Transformers-style action & graphics), the theater seats move around like the staircases at Hogwarts, allowin' you to smooch with a whole buncha people.

      Srsly, what we need right now is a vampire movie set in Ancient Rome.

      History unfoldin' as bloodsuckin' subterfuge plays out in the Forum.

      You got scenery, alternative history, dark labyrinths, chariots, bath houses an' hunko centurions -- plus, togas are dream garments for drippo gored neck scenes.

      So, c'mon, Tarantino, it's time you made an epic.

      I want OMG Thurman playin' fango concubine, Pitt rockin' out in a plumed helmet, Travolta thrown to the lions, Samuel L. Fishburne makin' spaghetti from the arteries of the dead...
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

        Best movies are always books first.

        But there's gotta be big bucks to be made from combinin' a movie version of Tetris with speed dating.

        While ur watchin' the movie (an' it's Transformers-style action & graphics), the theater seats move around like the staircases at Hogwarts, allowin' you to smooch with a whole buncha people.

        Srsly, what we need right now is a vampire movie set in Ancient Rome.

        History unfoldin' as bloodsuckin' subterfuge plays out in the Forum.

        You got scenery, alternative history, dark labyrinths, chariots, bath houses an' hunko centurions — plus, togas are dream garments for drippo gored neck scenes.

        So, c'mon, Tarantino, it's time you made an epic.

        I want OMG Thurman playin' fango concubine, Pitt rockin' out in a plumed helmet, Travolta thrown to the lions, Samuel L. Fishburne makin' spaghetti from the arteries of the dead...
        And rabid, fluffy kittens gorging themselves on the leftovers from Gladiators in training?

        Went to the theature today, since it is getting a makeover, and found that they have a bar!

        I can actually order a bottle of beer and go into the theature with it, might need it for this one?

        Although it had steel, seats with seriously stupid sitting areas, more like a tall chair. And an area that looks like Ali Baba's genie bottle, but with no lights?

        I guess that area is for teenagers that have their iphones surgically grafted to their heads?

        I wanted to say that this bar will be great when the lighting is installed, but it was their first day so!

        A 20 year old must have designed that one, it is about as inviting as a funeral home with maccers!

        Let's hope that they got the theatures right?

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        • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
          Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

          Went to the theature today, since it is getting a makeover, and found that they have a bar!

          I can actually order a bottle of beer and go into the theature with it, might need it for this one?
          Hey, mebbe we could learn from the Romans here.

          The Colosseumium had cool stuff goin' on under the arena: loadsa trapdoors for releasin' lions, stage sets & lepers.

          Modern tech gotta figure sumthin' way better for movie theatures.

          Wanna drink? Cue bottle from card-operated armrest dispenser (along with nachos, an' a hot dog madea hooman flesh) -- or mebbe some kinda snorkel attachment drops from the ceilin' like the emergency breathos on a plane.

          Want more mood? Cue cold sweat spray durin' horrors, glory hole masseuses for pornos, fluffy comfort blankets for the weepo scenes in Disney, light sabers for swingin' around durin' scifights.

          Want more variety? Cue exit from theature, chompin' on dog, swiggin' from beer, with masseuse slung over shoulder in blanket like Santa's craziest festive surprise. When the food is all gone, an' your saber is whipped out & buzzin', the adventure can truly begin. Tooled up, an' ready for trouble, it's time to hit the mall an' shop with attitude.
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          • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
            Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

            Hey, mebbe we could learn from the Romans here.

            The Colosseumium had cool stuff goin' on under the arena: loadsa trapdoors for releasin' lions, stage sets & lepers.

            Modern tech gotta figure sumthin' way better for movie theatures.

            Wanna drink? Cue bottle from card-operated armrest dispenser (along with nachos, an' a hot dog madea hooman flesh) -- or mebbe some kinda snorkel attachment drops from the ceilin' like the emergency breathos on a plane.

            Want more mood? Cue cold sweat spray durin' horrors, glory hole masseuses for pornos, fluffy comfort blankets for the weepo scenes in Disney, light sabers for swingin' around durin' scifights.

            Want more variety? Cue exit from theature, chompin' on dog, swiggin' from beer, with masseuse slung over shoulder in blanket like Santa's craziest festive surprise. When the food is all gone, an' your saber is whipped out & buzzin', the adventure can truly begin. Tooled up, an' ready for trouble, it's time to hit the mall an' shop with attitude.
            LOL, or have some optional hangmans nooses hanging from the ceiling, for the next screening of The Hunger Games?

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  • Profile picture of the author Alex II
    meh. Expected to be more blown away that I am...
    Yeah, I've actually waited for this movie ever since it was announced back in 2006! Oh, the good old days ;-)
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

      LOL, or have some optional hangmans nooses hanging from the ceiling, for the next screening of The Hunger Games?
      Went back there yesterday, and they are refurbishing the bar as well as the food area.

      Looks like the 20 year old manager got the boot and someone with some sense has taken over?

      Hopefully they will put in actual chairs and dare l say it, tables, and lights so we can read a paper without going blind?


      Originally Posted by Alex II View Post

      meh. Expected to be more blown away that I am...
      Yeah, I've actually waited for this movie ever since it was announced back in 2006! Oh, the good old days ;-)
      Your first name wouldn't be Alexa, by any chance?

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