Well that narrows it down...

by Kurt

Posted: 8 years ago 14 replies

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I watched the local weather report yesterday on the news and the weather guy tells us that there is a good chance of snow on Monday.

He said it could be anywhere between 2" and 24".

Thanks for being so specific....

Princess Balestra 8 years ago

Is he talkin' fall depth or flake girth?

Gotta be specific.
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yukon Banned 8 years ago

I like when the TV weather guy says there's a 50% chance of rain.

Thanks, I'll wear one rain boot just in case...
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- sbucciarel Banned 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by yukon
  
  I like when the TV weather guy says there's a 50% chance of rain.
  
  Thanks, I'll wear one rain boot just in case...
  
  Isn't there always a 50% chance of rain? lol.
  
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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by yukon

I like when the TV weather guy says there's a 50% chance of rain.

Thanks, I'll wear one rain boot just in case...

They could always just make that 100% one way or the other, by simply looking out a window.

Originally Posted by Kurt

Kurt;

They say between 2-24 inches because it's 24 inches of snow...while it's still falling, and only 2 inches after you step on it. And only one inch of snow, after it melts.

Didn't your parents never teach you nothing?

Added later;

When I read that Kurt wrote a Thread titled; Well that narrows it down..., my very first thought was reading "Forum Member Who Wants Kurt Dead, Sends Anonymous Threat"

And then we would all respond, "Well, that narrows it down..."

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lanfear63

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

They could always just make that 100% one way or the other, by simply looking out a window.

Kurt;

They say between 2-24 inches because it's 24 inches of snow...while it's still falling, and only 2 inches after you step on it. And only one inch of snow, after it melts.

Didn't your parents never teach you nothing?

Added later;

When I read that Kurt wrote a Thread titled; Well that narrows it down..., my very first thought was reading "Forum Member Who Wants Kurt Dead, Sends Anonymous Threat"

And then we would all respond, "Well, that narrows it down..."

Kurt sent me a transcript of the anonymous death threat that was anonymously sent to him..

"Hi Kurt

It's me, Claude, Claude Whitacre of Wooster Ohio

I want you dead, I'm fed up with your cruel jibes. I'm going to get an automatic pistol, hunt you down and empty it into your skull and just to be sure, I will stamp on your head. Yes, I, Claude Whitacre will do this on November 27th 2015.

Don't pass this onto the police, they will not believe you. They will not come to the Sweeper Store and arrest me afterwards, even though their will be powder burns on my hands and ballistics will match the gun to the bullets. I will get away with this and be Scot free.

Sincerely yours

Claude Whitacre."

I told him I had my suspicions but nothing concrete yet.

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whateverpedia

8 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

That sounds pretty serious. Any idea who sent it?

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lanfear63 8 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

That sounds pretty serious. Any idea who sent it?

I sent it to a forensics lab to see if there is any commonality in writing styles on this forum. They just emailed me to say there was a 95 percent match with someone called Dan Riffle.
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bizgrower 8 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

That sounds pretty serious. Any idea who sent it?

I heard it was a semi-feral cat that hangs out in an alley behind a vacuum store.
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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

Kurt sent me a transcript of the anonymous death threat that was anonymously sent to him..

"Hi Kurt

It's me, Claude, Claude Whitacre of Wooster Ohio

I want you dead, I'm fed up with your cruel jibes. I'm going to get an automatic pistol, hunt you down and empty it into your skull and just to be sure, I will stamp on your head. Yes, I, Claude Whitacre will do this on November 27th 2015.

Don't pass this onto the police, they will not believe you. They will not come to the Sweeper Store and arrest me afterwards, even though their will be powder burns on my hands and ballistics will match the gun to the bullets. I will get away with this and be Scot free.

Sincerely yours

Claude Whitacre."

I told him I had my suspicions but nothing concrete yet.

I suspected you might tell Kurt, so I was wearing a wire, when you told me you would be quiet about it. When I get out of prison, I am sooooo going to sue you.

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tagiscom

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Yes, same crap here, their weather reports change constantly, and are usually wrong?

Sounds like a ploy to gain more attention or viewer money, by saying all hell will break loss, or throw in a shower, when all we get is 3 blobs of water?

I will stay with online, avoids the "buy my s*** crowd"!

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Jill Carpenter 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Is he talkin' fall depth or flake girth?

Gotta be specific.

Gosh, that might be beautiful actually. Giant 2 foot wide flakes coming down from the sky like umbrellas. But only if it's a few flakes at a time. A massive white wall of them might not be so pretty.
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- Cali16 8 years ago
  
  I gotta hand it to you, Princess Balestra.
  
  You're probably the only person in the history of mankind to ever use the words "flake" and "girth" together!
  
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  yukon Banned 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Cali16
  
  I gotta hand it to you, Princess Balestra.
  
  You're probably the only person in the history of mankind to ever use the words "flake" and "girth" together!
  
  That's how Claude is measured for a hat (flake girth).
  
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  Princess Balestra 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Cali16
  
  I gotta hand it to you, Princess Balestra.
  
  You're probably the only person in the history of mankind to ever use the words "flake" and "girth" together!
  
  Yeah, I was decompressin' after a filthy interlude there.
  
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