Man gets 18 yrs. for Shooting Semen Squirt Gun at Children

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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by discrat View Post

    You mean that's against the LAW?

    great.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      He was an ex member of the Sex Pistols.
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  • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
    That man is one sick...
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    • Profile picture of the author discrat
      Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator View Post

      That man is one sick...
      Yep, Iam sure he will get his due with multiple squirt guns in prison lol
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      • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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        Any man that can fully load a squirt gun with semen is a man to be admired.

        Cheers. - Frank
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        • Profile picture of the author discrat
          Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

          Any man that can fully load a squirt gun with semen is a man to be admired.

          Cheers. - Frank
          Funny, when I saw this Story you were the first person to come to mind ( no pud intended) ( no pun intended again lol)
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

          Any man that can fully load a squirt gun with semen is a man to be admired.

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          Frank; I actually posted almost that very sentence, for a few seconds. But I already posted one perverted post....I didn't want to overdo it.
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          • Profile picture of the author discrat
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            Frank; I actually posted almost that very sentence, for a few seconds. But I already posted one perverted post....I didn't want to overdo it.
            I just do not understand your recent TM you have implemented towards me?
            My recent Post was far superior in overall funniness than Frank's ( btw, TM =Thanks Moratorium)
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            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
              Originally Posted by discrat View Post

              I just do not understand your recent TM you have implemented towards me?
              My recent Post was far superior in overall funniness than Frank's ( btw, TM =Thanks Moratorium)
              I have given this quite a lot of thought.

              Yes, your post was funnier. But I have heard Big Frank's voice. And I hear it when I read his posts. Because of this, Frank is intrinsically funnier to me than you.

              But after an intensive (and very expensive) cost plus-inverted linguistic prose value analysis....you come out about even in this....maybe tipping Franks way just a tad.
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              • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                You mean that's against the LAW?

                great.
                Well, now you know.....

                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                Frank; I actually posted almost that very sentence, for a few seconds. But I already posted one perverted post....I didn't want to overdo it.
                My big brother just told me 2 weeks ago - anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
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          • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            Frank; I actually posted almost that very sentence, for a few seconds. But I already posted one perverted post....I didn't want to overdo it.
            They say that 'great minds think alike.' You've destroyed that concept.

            Cheers. - Frank
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    You'll shoot your eye out.
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    Claude's defense was he didn't know the gun was loaded.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      Claude's defense was he didn't know the gun was loaded.
      My gun hasn't been loaded for years.
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    • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      Claude's defense was he didn't know the gun was loaded.
      Actually he pleaded no contest to 'assault with a dead weapon.' There was no way the evidence was going to stand-up, in court.

      Cheers. Frank
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      He had another gun that he filled with his urine, a Pee Shooter.
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      • Profile picture of the author discrat
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        He had another gun that he filled with his urine, a Pee Shooter.
        As Miss Terra might say, "ehwwww"
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