Who's Snarky Now? AKA Quotes from above...

8 years ago

Originally Posted by John Durham

~snip~
Today I quit the Warrior forum.

Thank you to all the people who I have shared love with here, and who have shared it back with me... you know who you are.... and for those who turned on me, over bull$!it....

Later.... Have your forum.

To the fake rehashers.... You can pick the apples, but you can never be the tree.

~snip~

After 15 years. I quit the warrior forum.

This is the day of independence for all the offline munchkins and their descendants!

You guys have fun.

JD

The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters

[ 3 ] Thanks
2 replies

Signature

"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10398074].message }}

TimPhelan

8 years ago

Originally Posted by MissionForCommission

I don't know what to do.. really.

I've been feeling so helpless lately and I can't take the stress of my job or my anxiety/depression/ocd. I've searched so long for an alternative. I want to work from home but I truly don't think it's possible. You hear all of these "success" stories, yet, if it were so possible and easy, wouldn't more people be doing it? I literally know zero people that make a living online.

When I have days like this I can't help but think of ending my life. I don't have any children so losing me wouldn't ruin anyone's life. My fiance would be heartbroken but she'd move on. My neices and nephews are too young to really be affected by it but I can't seem to "pull the trigger" per se.

I hope that something will break through and that if I wait I will find what I'm looking for but it seems that's all I ever do is wait.. and it hasn't paid off.

I don't have the money to pay someone to mentor me with affiliate marketing, all I have is time, dedication and the will to learn. I there is anyone willing to mentor me, even if you accept money after it's made, I'd be greatly appreciative.

Good luck with that.

[ 1 ] Thanks
2 replies

Signature

Over 50 Dating

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10398088].message }}

Jill Carpenter 8 years ago

Originally Posted by TimPhelan

Good luck with that.

Dude is massive depressed. But going through his 15 posts, he is not really paying attention.

Ok, I'm about to go up and get somewhat snarky on him..
- [ 1 ] Thanks
- 2 replies
Signature

"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10398105].message }}
- LynnM 8 years ago
  
  Demand...
  
  Give me unique startup business ideas
  Hey, can anyone tell me which one is the unique idea to launch my new startup business.
  
  Response...
  
  Originally Posted by yukon
  
  Get a bucket of acorns, stand in front of a Waffle House restaurant & tell people you're selling kittens.
  
  [ 9 ] Thanks
  
  1 reply
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10398108].message }}
  
  yukon Banned 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by LynnM
  
  ...............
  
  Lmao, I forgot about the acorns & kittens.
  
  I probably have 7,000 similar reality checks posted on the forum. Not enough hours in the day to keep up with demand.
  
  [ 1 ] Thanks
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10398115].message }}
- TimPhelan 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter
  
  Dude is massive depressed. But going through his 15 posts, he is not really paying attention.
  
  Ok, I'm about to go up and get somewhat snarky on him..
  
  Very little snark. Good advice actually. He might even live now.
  
  Thanks
  
  1 reply
  
  Signature
  Over 50 Dating
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10398151].message }}
  
  Jill Carpenter 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by nettiapina
  
  How can someone with web design sig link ask such a basic question? And why are you not googling this stuff?
  
  Responsive means some more CSS.
  
  Originally Posted by yukon
  
  .......and the madness continued.....
  
  [ 3 ] Thanks
  
  1 reply
  
  Signature
  
  "May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10398174].message }}
  
  Jill Carpenter 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by vincent84
  
  if you want to make friendly mobile sites make sure that your key words must fit on your most wanted site...
  
  Yes, because really long words like Antidisestablishmentarianism might be too long to fit on the screen of your iphone.
  
  [ 1 ] Thanks
  
  Signature
  
  "May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10398210].message }}
yukon Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by TimPhelan

Good luck with that.

This should help.
- [ 1 ] Thanks
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10398110].message }}

sbucciarel Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter

The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters

Originally Posted by John Durham
~snip~
Today I quit the Warrior forum.

Irony. Adios ... once again.
- Thanks
- 1 reply
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10398866].message }}
- Princess Balestra 8 years ago
  
  For anyone checkin' in late, today's big news from upstairs is watchin' the mods seek an' destroy alla the spanking spam.
  
  Seems there is a network of such slappo enthusiasts whose sites u can hit on.
  
  In its own sweet way, this is beyond snark, but to honor their passin' (in the wake of alla the black magic, the Super Ho Fun etc) I may jus' lower the drawbridge an' spend a few moments with my hardback copy of Emily Dickinson's Complete Poems.
  
  There are two Mays
  And then a Must
  And after that a Shall.
  How infinite the compromise
  That indicates I will!
  Yee Haar!
  
  Thanks
  
  1 reply
  
  Signature
  
  Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10398903].message }}
  
  sbucciarel Banned 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Princess Balestra
  
  For anyone checkin' in late, today's big news from upstairs is watchin' the mods seek an' destroy alla the spanking spam.
  
  Yesterday ... diamonds. Today ... spankings. What more could a girl want?
  
  [ 2 ] Thanks
  
  1 reply
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10398911].message }}
  
  Princess Balestra 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by sbucciarel
  
  Yesterday ... diamonds. Today ... spankings. What more could a girl want?
  
  I would love for the weekend to come earlier than it's gonna.
  
  But I am rejuvenated now & ready to leap all hurdles.
  
  I may pass the Dickinson Productivity Secret on to the Mind Warriors later.
  
  Smart deal.
  
  [ 1 ] Thanks
  
  1 reply
  
  Signature
  
  Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10398926].message }}
  
  Kay King 8 years ago
  
  Yukon is on a roll today!
  
  [ 1 ] Thanks
  
  Signature
  
  Saving one dog will not change the world - but the world changes forever for that one dog
  ***
  One secret to happiness is to let every situation be
  what it is instead of what you think it should be.
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10399332].message }}

yukon

Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by adams2015

I looking for online opportunities to make money, ClickBank marketplace offers à fantastic option Without à Website help me plz

Originally Posted by yukon

Walk around town & write your affiliate URL all over cars & buildings with a magic marker. By the time you get out of jail you'll have $17.

Take that $17 dollars & reinvest into a host & domain. Build the website with your affiliate links & go on vacation.

Easy money.

.................

[ 3 ] Thanks
1 reply

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10398126].message }}

Jill Carpenter 8 years ago

Originally Posted by yukon

This should help.

LOL, I couldn't bring myself to thank you on that thread. That is a funny clip.

On a more serious note, I'm sensitive to people mentioning "offing" themselves. It's worthy of 911 calls to report the IP address and location of the OP.

Forum would have to do it cause we don't have that info.
- [ 1 ] Thanks
Signature

"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10398140].message }}

Mark Singletary

8 years ago

Brother Whitacre, when outside the OT, is normally very helpful and couldn't be accused of being snarky in most cases so these two posts are interesting. I'm not sure what to even call them - reverse psychology? reverse snarkiness? kindness with a bit of snark added? snark disguised as kindness?

John;

You have contributed much.

But I respect you deciding to leave, and take your word for it, that you are serious.

I know that your post is not some immature tantrum designed to get us to beg you to come back. I know that it's a real notification, done with dignity, that you are gone.

And I respect a man that can stick to his decisions. You told us you are gone, and I accept that as final.

Good luck in whatever you decide to do.

Joe;

It isn't going to work. Nope. If John was the kind of person to throw a hissy fit, to get people to beg him to stay, that would be one thing. But John has definitely made his decision, and we have to honor it.

He's not the kind of person to go back on his word. Just ask any of his clients. John's word is his bond. So, when he says he's moving on, it's final.

You can take his word to the bank.

I'm sure John appreciates every nice thing that has been said here. but once a real man makes a decision, he stands by it.

I would like to think we all learned something from John. But John is above emotional appeals for him to stay. I say we honor the man he is, and let him go with dignity.

We are just prolonging the pain, and John wouldn't want that. It's best to make it a clean break, and let us remember him as the principled man he is.

Mark

Thanks
2 replies

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10398251].message }}

TimPhelan 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Mark Singletary

I'm not sure what to even call them - reverse psychology? reverse snarkiness? kindness with a bit of snark added? snark disguised as kindness?

Mark

Snarkasm ?
- [ 9 ] Thanks
- 2 replies
Signature
Over 50 Dating
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10398293].message }}
- Princess Balestra 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by TimPhelan
  
  Snarkasm ?
  
  It is so hard to fake onea those.
  
  You either mean it or you don't.
  
  [ 4 ] Thanks
  
  1 reply
  
  Signature
  
  Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10398563].message }}
  
  Jill Carpenter 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Princess Balestra
  
  It is so hard to fake onea those.
  
  I just got this. lol
  
  [ 2 ] Thanks
  
  2 replies
  
  Signature
  
  "May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10401196].message }}
  
  Jill Carpenter 8 years ago
  
  [ 2 ] Thanks
  
  Signature
  
  "May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10401345].message }}
  
  TimPhelan 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter
  
  I just got this. lol
  
  Did you get the one about multiple snarkasms? Lol.
  
  [ 1 ] Thanks
  
  Signature
  Over 50 Dating
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10401407].message }}
- whateverpedia 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by TimPhelan
  
  Snarkasm ?
  
  Now THAT should've been the Word Of The Year.
  
  [ 4 ] Thanks
  
  Signature
  
  Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
  So that blind people can hate them as well.
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10398654].message }}

Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Mark Singletary

Brother Whitacre, when outside the OT, is normally very helpful and couldn't be accused of being snarky in most cases so these two posts are interesting. I'm not sure what to even call them - reverse psychology? reverse snarkiness? kindness with a bit of snark added? snark disguised as kindness?

Mark

I wasn't being kind. I was sending a clear message.

Originally Posted by TimPhelan

Snarkasm ?

Man, I wish there was a way to thank you twice for that.

[ 2 ] Thanks
4 replies

Signature

One Call Closing book https://www.amazon.com/One-Call-Clos...=1527788418&sr

What if they're not stars? What if they are holes poked in the top of a container so we can breath?

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10399472].message }}

lanfear63 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I wasn't being kind. I was sending a clear message.

Man, I wish there was a way to thank you twice for that.

You just did, and I wasn't being Snarcastic.
- Thanks
Signature

Feel The Power Of The Mark Side
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10399487].message }}
kenmichaels 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I wasn't being kind. I was sending a clear message.

......Why?
- Thanks
- 2 replies
Signature

Selling Ain't for Sissies!
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10399636].message }}
- Jill Carpenter 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by kenmichaels
  
  ......Why?
  
  Claude has plans to be the ruling king now.
  
  Thanks
  
  Signature
  
  "May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10399641].message }}
- Claude Whitacre 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by kenmichaels
  
  ......Why?
  
  It's personal . No reason to compound it with explanation.
  
  Thanks
  
  1 reply
  
  Signature
  One Call Closing book https://www.amazon.com/One-Call-Clos...=1527788418&sr
  
  What if they're not stars? What if they are holes poked in the top of a container so we can breath?
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10399645].message }}
  
  kenmichaels 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  It's a personal reason. No reason to compound it with explanation.
  
  Yeah, it "felt" personal. I almost did not ask.
  
  Thanks
  
  Signature
  
  Selling Ain't for Sissies!
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10399647].message }}

Mark Singletary

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I wasn't being kind. I was sending a clear message.

Yes and it was received by most of us loud and clear. I'd just never seen (or forget seeing) this kind of tactic used on the forum before. Whether people agree with it or not, it was brilliant as in "the new reigning king of snark" brilliant.

Mark

[ 2 ] Thanks
2 replies

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10399651].message }}

TimPhelan 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Mark Singletary

Whether people agree with it or not, it was brilliant as in "the new reigning king of snark" brilliant.

Mark

You keep saying stuff like that and his head will get REALLY big!
- Thanks
Signature
Over 50 Dating
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10399661].message }}

Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Mark Singletary

Yes and it was received by most of us loud and clear. I'd just never seen (or forget seeing) this kind of tactic used on the forum before. Whether people agree with it or not, it was brilliant as in "the new reigning king of snark" brilliant.

Mark

Honestly, I didn't enjoy it.

Thanks
2 replies

Signature

One Call Closing book https://www.amazon.com/One-Call-Clos...=1527788418&sr

What if they're not stars? What if they are holes poked in the top of a container so we can breath?

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10399673].message }}

David Beroff

8 years ago

One of the responses to a perfectly reasonable, legitimate thread was a complete and total non-sequitur:

Originally Posted by ghalib121

you also need to check you theme, this problem may cause by theme, and also in option setting, and udate by new plugin,

...so I decided to play a bit:

Originally Posted by David Beroff

Ah, yes, some themes are extra wide, and don't permit sufficient downloading by the client for parallel processing during the plugin option setting updates, so make certain to factor this in with the schematic partitioning!! Don't you think? Otherwise, you might gain a full comprehension of the OP's original query, dear Friend!

(if it's ok to quote oneself here)

[ 2 ] Thanks
2 replies

Signature

Put MY voice on YOUR video: AwesomeAmericanAudio.com

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10400126].message }}

Princess Balestra 8 years ago

Originally Posted by David Beroff

(if it's ok to quote oneself here)

Quotin' yourself is the first sign of mania.
- [ 3 ] Thanks
- 1 reply
Signature

Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10400133].message }}
- Princess Balestra 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Princess Balestra
  
  Quotin' yourself is the first sign of mania.
  
  Ain't that right.
  
  [ 7 ] Thanks
  
  Signature
  
  Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10400134].message }}

Dennis Gaskill

8 years ago

Originally Posted by David Beroff

Ah, yes, some themes are extra wide, and don't permit sufficient downloading by the client for parallel processing during the plugin option setting updates, so make certain to factor this in with the schematic partitioning!! Don't you think? Otherwise, you might gain a full comprehension of the OP's original query, dear Friend!

I'm a little disappointed you didn't mention a muffler belt, striped paint, left-handed hammer, knuckle remover, headlight fluid, or other potential solutions.

[ 1 ] Thanks
1 reply

Signature

Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10400698].message }}

David Beroff

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

I'm a little disappointed you didn't mention a muffler belt, striped paint, left-handed hammer, knuckle remover, headlight fluid, or other potential solutions.

I'm not going to give all of my secrets away for free; gotta leave something for the WSO!

[ 1 ] Thanks
1 reply

Signature

Put MY voice on YOUR video: AwesomeAmericanAudio.com

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10400701].message }}

Jill Carpenter

8 years ago

Originally Posted by darren199025

been trying to make money online for a while now, barely having any luck. wondering if anybody can refer me to any good courses out there that show how to promote clickbank products/cpa offers step by step. i would appreciate KIND advice and no negativity..

This door is so wide open...

We have a winner!

Originally Posted by Mark Singletary

Here's a wake up call for you - you probably call it negativity.

1. It's been a week and even though you've been active on the forum you haven't responded back to this thread. Are you just playing around because you have all the time in the world or are you serious? Someone serious would be answering the questions, giving the information, and moving.

2. In another thread you say you are in the MMO niche. Are you freaking kidding me? The blind leading the blind. You don't know what you are doing, you aren't making any money, yet you want to guide others?

What if YOU came across the same junk YOU are peddling? Would it work? Would it make you money? If not, then why sell it? If so, then why aren't you making money?

Mark

lol

Thanks

Signature

"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10400956].message }}

bizgrower 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Honestly, I didn't enjoy it.

leopards, spots - at least he'll stay away from this hunting ground.

Whilst some of his posts were good, I wanted mouthwash after reading.
- Thanks
Signature

"If you think you're the smartest person in the room, then you're probably in the wrong room."
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10400625].message }}

TimPhelan 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Man, I wish there was a way to thank you twice for that.

Lol. I guess I wasn't the first to think of that word. Snarkasm.Com is taken. Dot net is available though.
- Thanks
Signature
Over 50 Dating
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10401400].message }}

Princess Balestra

8 years ago

Way I see it, if we all head over to Mind Warriors an' make with the multiple snarkasms, we r gonna have us a snarknado.

If they r still debatin' how to get up in the mornin', that should fix 'em.

[ 1 ] Thanks

Signature

Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10398669].message }}

Kurt

8 years ago

Anyone know when Discovery Channel is going to air Snark Week?

[ 2 ] Thanks
1 reply

Signature

Discover the fastest and easiest ways to create your own valuable products.
Tons of FREE Public Domain content you can use to make your own content, PLR, digital and POD products.

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10400370].message }}

Princess Balestra 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Anyone know when Discovery Channel is going to air Snark Week?

Whenever it is, you can bet they'll only schedule for 6 days jus' to stay on theme.

Or they'll advertise the f*ck out of it only to screen musicals.
- Thanks
Signature

Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10400472].message }}

positivenegative

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter

Please feel free to post quotes found from upstairs that entertain you in some way.

Here's one; Trolling. Posting irrelevant responses.

That's the reason I was given for my recent 2 week "holiday" from the forum.

There was yet another thread in the main forum by a first time poster asking how to earn $50 a week from scratch with no skills or experience.

It had already been replied to by 2 regulars. The first said: "This is asked hundreds of times a month. Use the search facility". (except not in quite so polite terms)

The second said: "This belongs in the OTF".

I replied quoting both posts:

To the first I replied: "Fixed that" (and amended the word "hundreds" to "thousands")

To the second I replied: "It should be deleted. We don't want it in the OTF".

I was banned for 2 weeks. Incidentally, the thread was immediately removed by the mods. What does that tell you?

I simply cant be bothered going upstairs any more. If FL are happy to see the main forum full of junk threads then so be it.

I've been a member here over 10 years and whist I may have a tendency to call things as I see them, there's absolutely no uniformity here any more in either moderation or implementation of rules. Say what you want but at least we all knew where we stood with the old regime, pre FL.

[ 7 ] Thanks
2 replies

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10401180].message }}

Jill Carpenter 8 years ago

Originally Posted by positivenegative

Here's one; Trolling. Posting irrelevant responses.

That's the reason I was given for my recent 2 week "holiday" from the forum.

I don't always agree with what you post, but did notice you were put on vacation and didn't understand why.

There is another member currently in banned camp too who I'm guessing shouldn't really be there.

Anyway, hope the flight back wasn't bumpy and welcome back!
- [ 2 ] Thanks
Signature

"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10401190].message }}
Princess Balestra 8 years ago

Originally Posted by positivenegative

Here's one; Trolling. Posting irrelevant responses.

I been earmarked as an irrelevance also, but luckily no ban so far.

Perhaps I'll get lucky before Christmas.

My behavior is normally abominable this timea year.

But yeah, you flushed me down the pan an' turned me into a hooman turnip, Pozzo, so I figure you got class.

Meanwhile, it's a shame snarkasm.com is taken (man, that so demands a deliberate typo) but I wonder if the owner can be brought off?
- Thanks
- 1 reply
Signature

Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10401445].message }}
- David Beroff 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Princess Balestra
  
  I wonder if the owner can be brought off?
  
  Don't you mean bought... oh, wait.
  
  [ 4 ] Thanks
  
  Signature
  
  Put MY voice on YOUR video: AwesomeAmericanAudio.com
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10401724].message }}

bizgrower

8 years ago

Urban Dictionary: snarkasm

darn, not invented here

Thanks
1 reply

Signature

"If you think you're the smartest person in the room, then you're probably in the wrong room."

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10401468].message }}

Princess Balestra 8 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

darn, not invented here

It's a shame.

Not many of these on Google:

Writin' for tech, u gotta figure on seein' a few ballsnark figures and benchsnarks.

My face is a kinda birthsnark.

Trickledown economics = snarket forces.

Whenever you break a formal dress code ur guilty of snarktorialism.

(I'll claim that one)

Pearl necko ends up on yr sofa gotta be a rorschnark test.

(I'll disown that one.)
- Thanks
Signature

Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10401490].message }}

Mark Singletary

8 years ago

Here's just one tiny example of the quality we have going on these days. Read through the whole thread to get the full picture.http://www.warriorforum.com/search-e...how-built.html

These kinds of nonsense, low quality, and potentially harmful posts and threads are the new way of life here.

What's hilarious is that if you log out, you'll see the ad prompting you to sign in that says something like "Learn from the world's best Internet marketers". I wonder where they hang out? Must be a private forum I wasn't invited to or do they mean from great minds such as in that thread?

Mark

Thanks
3 replies

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10404261].message }}

David Beroff

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Mark Singletary

What's hilarious is that if you log out, you'll see the ad prompting you to sign in that says something like "Learn from the world's best Internet marketers". I wonder where they hang out? Must be a private forum I wasn't invited to or do they mean from great minds such as in that thread?

Oh, I am so tempted to whip together a 0:30 video spot advertising WF, using that headline and just quotes from that thread. Of course, I'm pretty sure I'd be perma-banned for pulling a stunt like that, so I'll just shut up and mind my p's and q's.

[ 1 ] Thanks

Signature

Put MY voice on YOUR video: AwesomeAmericanAudio.com

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10404364].message }}

Kurt

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Mark Singletary

Here's just one tiny example of the quality we have going on these days. Read through the whole thread to get the full picture.http://www.warriorforum.com/search-e...how-built.html

These kinds of nonsense, low quality, and potentially harmful posts and threads are the new way of life here.

What's hilarious is that if you log out, you'll see the ad prompting you to sign in that says something like "Learn from the world's best Internet marketers". I wonder where they hang out? Must be a private forum I wasn't invited to or do they mean from great minds such as in that thread?

Mark

I'm sure they mean the WF's High Voltage Video Forum. And you're invited!

[ 1 ] Thanks

Signature

Discover the fastest and easiest ways to create your own valuable products.
Tons of FREE Public Domain content you can use to make your own content, PLR, digital and POD products.

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10404425].message }}

yukon

Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Mark Singletary

Here's just one tiny example of the quality we have going on these days. Read through the whole thread to get the full picture.http://www.warriorforum.com/search-e...how-built.html

These kinds of nonsense, low quality, and potentially harmful posts and threads are the new way of life here.

What's hilarious is that if you log out, you'll see the ad prompting you to sign in that says something like "Learn from the world's best Internet marketers". I wonder where they hang out? Must be a private forum I wasn't invited to or do they mean from great minds such as in that thread?

Mark

[ 4 ] Thanks
3 replies

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10405423].message }}

Jill Carpenter

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Makabongwe Maseko

I really don't like this badge thing, if they don't reconsider it I guess I'll be moving on.

Originally Posted by ClickBank

Hi Makabongwe Maseko,

The badge implementation is mandatory for all vendors.

~snip~

Hi Lucian Lada,

To provide some clarity, we have issued a deadline of January 5th for select vendors that are part of our Platinum program. For all other vendors, the deadline is December 15th.

I hope this helps provide some clarity.

Thanks,
The ClickBank Team

Yes, it's clear that you want to make sure your Platinum vendors don't jump ship before the end of the year xmas rush. If this was truly a credit card company thing, one would think that the platinum vendors would need to be on board FIRST as they have the most transactions going on.

[ 1 ] Thanks

Signature

"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10405558].message }}

Jill Carpenter 8 years ago

oops...

The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters.
- Thanks
Signature

"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10405561].message }}
bizgrower 8 years ago

Originally Posted by yukon

Free Range Organic Linking is Google's next big thing for SEOs to study.
- [ 2 ] Thanks
- 2 replies
Signature

"If you think you're the smartest person in the room, then you're probably in the wrong room."
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10405626].message }}
- Jill Carpenter 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by bizgrower
  
  Free Range Organic Linking is Google's next big thing for SEOs to study.
  
  No GMO Salmon update from Google?
  
  [ 1 ] Thanks
  
  Signature
  
  "May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10405637].message }}
- yukon Banned 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by bizgrower
  
  Free Range Organic Linking is Google's next big thing for SEOs to study.
  
  Exactly, caged links are immoral.
  
  [ 3 ] Thanks
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10405650].message }}

onSubie

8 years ago

A brand new thread. Even the replies are priceless. What is going on up there?

Originally Posted by dotzoo

Hello Guys,

I want to learn digital marketing, can you give me best source for this, because I lake of experience in digital marketing.

Originally Posted by msalambrothers33

In the Digital Marketing, you need to do the marketing in digital way. In this case you can use the Social Media site, Email, Article, Blog commenting, Relevant Forum Posting, various advertising & so on. You need to do marketing in digital way. That's enough. Thanks a lot.

Originally Posted by time4vps

So, you should start from cratch. Brad Batesole's video courses at Lynda would be a good start for you.

If I had a lake of experience I would start from cratch too.

[ 6 ] Thanks

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10405357].message }}

Mark Singletary

8 years ago

In a thread titled with a question "Can we be brutally honest?" this sig whoring, pink texting, chick replies with

You can be brutally honest with me, I can take it.

Best Regards,
Shana Jahsinta Walters.

http://www.warriorforum.com/mind-war...l#post10405614

Mark

[ 3 ] Thanks
2 replies

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10405710].message }}

yukon

Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Mark Singletary

Shana Jahsinta Walters.

That reminds me of Shasta.

Remember Grape Shasta? That was some good stuff.

[ 1 ] Thanks
1 reply

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10405779].message }}

Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by yukon

That reminds me of Shasta.

Remember Grape Shasta? That was some good stuff.

Silly......That made me lough out loud. Not exactly sure why.

[ 1 ] Thanks
1 reply

Signature

One Call Closing book https://www.amazon.com/One-Call-Clos...=1527788418&sr

What if they're not stars? What if they are holes poked in the top of a container so we can breath?

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10405920].message }}

Frank Donovan

8 years ago

How about this for a bitingly snarktastic response to the thread question:
http://www.warriorforum.com/main-int...ng-skills.html

Originally Posted by theateamraj

Subject choose is the main things to write an article. Than you must need to know the basic knowledge about your subject. Originally for writing good article you read more and more.

Masterful... I think.

.

[ 1 ] Thanks

Signature

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10405946].message }}

Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Mark Singletary

In a thread titled with a question "Can we be brutally honest?" this sig whoring, pink texting, chick replies with

You can be brutally honest with me, I can take it.

Best Regards,
Shana Jahsinta Walters.

http://www.warriorforum.com/mind-war...l#post10405614

Mark

In my experience, you never really want to be brutally honest with anyone who always posts in pink. When they say "I can take it", they mean "I can take compliments. Don't make me cry"

I'm basing all of this on a dream I had last night.

I am Circumference Doom, leader of The League Of Psychic Super Heroes!

Thanks
1 reply

Signature

One Call Closing book https://www.amazon.com/One-Call-Clos...=1527788418&sr

What if they're not stars? What if they are holes poked in the top of a container so we can breath?

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10407232].message }}

lanfear63

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

In my experience, you never really want to be brutally honest with anyone who always posts in pink. When they say "I can take it", they mean "I can take compliments. Don't make me cry"

I'm basing all of this on a dream I had last night.

I am Circumference Doom, leader of The League Of Psychic Super Heroes!

Your so fickle, I remember the days when you were good, honest Batman

Thanks

Signature

Feel The Power Of The Mark Side

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10407267].message }}

bizgrower

8 years ago

Grape Shasta the drink, or one of the best Warriors - like, ever?

Thanks

Signature

"If you think you're the smartest person in the room, then you're probably in the wrong room."

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10405943].message }}

Mark Singletary

8 years ago

Hate it when the snarkee (or would it be snarker) turns out to be the one needing snark: http://www.warriorforum.com/main-int...ting-plan.html

Second post (snarky):

Methinks you need a copyrighting plan. Reading that made my head hurt....

Mark

[ 2 ] Thanks
1 reply

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10405951].message }}

Jill Carpenter

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Mark Singletary

In a thread titled with a question "Can we be brutally honest?" this sig whoring, pink texting, chick replies with

You can be brutally honest with me, I can take it.

Best Regards,
Shana Jahsinta Walters.

http://www.warriorforum.com/mind-war...l#post10405614

Mark

The pink needs to go. It is against forum rules (last I knew).

One thing if it is done once in a blue moon to highlight something but she posts all in pink.

[ 1 ] Thanks
1 reply

Signature

"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10406187].message }}

bizgrower

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter

The pink needs to go. It is against forum rules (last I knew).

One thing if it is done once in a blue moon to highlight something but she posts all in pink.

It would be ok if Terra did it - in small letters. In small doses. LOL

[ 1 ] Thanks
1 reply

Signature

"If you think you're the smartest person in the room, then you're probably in the wrong room."

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10406295].message }}

Princess Balestra 8 years ago

Poopsy Doopsy!
Huesy Oopsy
Drivin' allada
Warriors loopsy.
- [ 6 ] Thanks
Signature

Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10406345].message }}

bizgrower

8 years ago

I think I'm in danger of changing all my hotel's reservation confirmation emails to Balestraese.

------------------------

This thread reminded me of Jack London's "Cruise of the Snark". I loved his work when I was about thirteen. Read a lot about him...

[ 2 ] Thanks

Signature

"If you think you're the smartest person in the room, then you're probably in the wrong room."

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10406365].message }}

Mark Singletary

8 years ago

In the JD goodbye thread comes this gem:

A lot of good answer. Giving me .I'm newbie.

Mark

[ 1 ] Thanks

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10407227].message }}

sbucciarel

Banned 8 years ago

Ha ha ... ironic. That "Thanks" contest that is designed to elevate the level of conversation here ain't going to work, simply because the level of membership here in great quantities is not capable of an intelligent conversation.

Here's one.

OP: Does Warrior Forum and "War Room" have a downloadable app?

Mod Answers: None. No app for WF or the War Room.

New member pipes in: Wecome jbam.
Good luck be a warrior today. Achieved more then you think.
Regards

[ 6 ] Thanks

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10407327].message }}

DWolfe

8 years ago

mohsin qureshi

Warrior Member

Join Date: 2015

Re: POWDER KEG: TURKEY SHOOTS DOWN RUSSIAN FIGHTER

" Already ISIS factor is too distrubed for the world and now the plane incident is happend. It will effect the joint force of the world against terrariums. "

Thanks
1 reply

Signature

You can earn 10% average annual returns on your investments - https://app.groundfloor.us/r/m2aa7b

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10408048].message }}

Jill Carpenter

8 years ago

Originally Posted by DWolfe

" Already ISIS factor is too distrubed for the world and now the plane incident is happend. It will effect the joint force of the world against terrariums. "

OMG, where do I hide my pet turtle?

[ 2 ] Thanks
1 reply

Signature

"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10408067].message }}

Jill Carpenter

8 years ago

Good thing I don't know where the weapons are in the house I'm in tonight.....

[ 1 ] Thanks
1 reply

Signature

"May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10408208].message }}

Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by irawr

I'm considering creating a supplement product, which contains primarily caffeine, that loosely claims to help you get rich quick. What do you guys think? It would be a free trial offer, that rebills obviously.

The supplement would be herbal, all natural, made in America.

Wording on the claims would be pretty careful obviously.

A caffeine pill that you can claim helps you Get Rich Quick.

That was it. I spent twenty seconds in the Main Forum, saw this....

And now I'm crying.

[ 1 ] Thanks
1 reply

Signature

One Call Closing book https://www.amazon.com/One-Call-Clos...=1527788418&sr

What if they're not stars? What if they are holes poked in the top of a container so we can breath?

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10408284].message }}

David Beroff 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

A caffeine pill that you can claim helps you Get Rich Quick.

That was it. I spent twenty seconds in the Main Forum, saw this....

And now I'm crying.

Actually, Claude, the thread took an interesting turn. Worth another look, (if I don't say so, myself).
- [ 2 ] Thanks
- 1 reply
Signature

Put MY voice on YOUR video: AwesomeAmericanAudio.com
{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10408293].message }}
- Princess Balestra 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by David Beroff
  
  Worth another look, (if I don't say so, myself).
  
  K, I've thrown in my ditto.
  
  [ 2 ] Thanks
  
  1 reply
  
  Signature
  
  Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10408358].message }}
  
  Kay King 8 years ago
  
  Today appears to be "let's run a credit card dump on the WF" day - not just spam/scam but illegal at the fed level.
  
  [ 1 ] Thanks
  
  2 replies
  
  Signature
  
  Saving one dog will not change the world - but the world changes forever for that one dog
  ***
  One secret to happiness is to let every situation be
  what it is instead of what you think it should be.
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10408946].message }}
  
  whateverpedia 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kay King
  
  Today appears to be "let's run a credit card dump on the WF" day - not just spam/scam but illegal at the fed level.
  
  No doubt it's illegal in whatever country they're posting from as well.
  
  Thanks
  
  Signature
  
  Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
  So that blind people can hate them as well.
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10408973].message }}
  
  Khemosabi 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kay King
  
  Today appears to be "let's run a credit card dump on the WF" day - not just spam/scam but illegal at the fed level.
  
  Before all of you start reporting threads... please let me finish up reading about how the new antibiotic cream will help clear this stubborn acne of mine!
  
  I can't believe how much I learn from this forum! I can steal credit cards AND clear up my acne? .... WAIT FOR IT.... LOL.... would we call that....
  
  FREE AND CLEAR??????
  
  ~ Theresa
  
  [ 7 ] Thanks
  
  Signature
  
  {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10408986].message }}

yukon

Banned 8 years ago

Thanks

{{ DiscussionBoard.errors[10410948].message }}

Who's Snarky Now? AKA Quotes from above...

Trending Topics

Newbie

How did you turn it all around?

A healthy fascination for Hollywood...

Any thoughts on golf's latest phenom...Scottie Scheffler??

What's the Best IM-Related Skill to Learn Today That Can Help in the Future?