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by Princess Balestra
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Birthday an' Thanksgiving always blend into the worst kinda excess for me an' I do not expect this year to break with tradition.

Gonna roll out in fronta Mom later this week for my customary oh my darling, you are so unhealthily skinny conversation, along with Episode 24 of How To Eat Off An Actual Dinner Plate.

But it is a beautiful swing of time, this fledgling Winter chill, an ' I know my face is gonna perform all feats of emojitude, especially for alla the kids want stories readin'.

Also: I am gonna get c****d to f*ck.

In this regard I am to dire inevitability what a fluffy bunny rabbit chained to a wall is to a giant kalaznikov firin' rhino after rhino after rhino rhino after rhino after rhino rhino after rhino after rhino rhino after rhino after rhino rhino after rhino after rhino rhino after rhino after rhino rhino after rhino after rhino rhino after rhino after rhino until the guy firin' it comes & smacks buck toothed loopo ear with a baseball bat thanks to bein' drained of all invulnerability to FFS.

So, with immediate effect, gonna get blamoed an' dance my frickin' strawbos off.

May your Thanksgivings be blessed with abundant an' irresistible kissables.


gotta hope the link plays ball 'cos this song is gorjuiceness incarnate
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    Many happy undulatorial glorious returns for the day Princess.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      Many happy undulatorial glorious returns for the day Princess.
      I don't know if undulatorial is a word. But I like the way you think.
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        I don't know if undulatorial is a word. But I like the way you think.
        The Princess coined it herself - http://www.warriorforum.com/off-topi...l#post10389805
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          Happy Birthday Princess. Enjoy yourself as you celebrate this and remember that, British pilgrims that founded this nation, it was. Herh herh herh.

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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

          Birthday an' Thanksgiving always blend into the worst kinda excess for me an' I do not expect this year to break with tradition.

          Gonna roll out in fronta Mom later this week for my customary oh my darling, you are so unhealthily skinny conversation, along with Episode 24 of How To Eat Off An Actual Dinner Plate.

          But it is a beautiful swing of time, this fledgling Winter chill, an ' I know my face is gonna perform all feats of emojitude, especially for alla the kids want stories readin'.

          Also: I am gonna get c****d to f*ck.

          In this regard I am to dire inevitability what a fluffy bunny rabbit chained to a wall is to a giant kalaznikov firin' rhino after rhino after rhino firin' it comes & smacks buck toothed loopo ear with a baseball bat thanks to bein' drained of all invulnerability to FFS.

          So, with immediate effect, gonna get blamoed an' dance my frickin' strawbos off.

          May your Thanksgivings be blessed with abundant an' irresistible kissables.

          gotta hope the link plays ball 'cos this song is gorjuiceness incarnate
          Yes, HB, P!

          Thanksgiving, must have something to do with the black Friday thing?

          Hope that you arent' the type that Lop's of a Turkey's head, and watches it do a runner, Turkey, bloodbath, fitness regime 101?


          We don't do thanksgiving in Au, too hot to mess around with oversized Turkeys in an oven for hours on end?

          We, need to sync ourselves up for the Xmas onslaught!

          Well, that and tacky Xmas carols over shopping centre loudsapeakers, (unfortunately already heard a few). At least there is no Maria Karrey, so far with some multiple key, wrap crap!

          Yeah, l hate the Rhino, Fluffy bunny wall thing, nothing worse!
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      • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
        mwah

        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        I don't know if undulatorial is a word. But I like the way you think.
        i can think?

        woo hoo cannot wait to tell the fam.

        right now i flail like a decerebrate cephalopod -- only with randommer lighting effects.
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

          mwah



          i can think?

          woo hoo cannot wait to tell the fam.

          right now i flail like a decerebrate cephalopod -- only with randommer lighting effects.
          Hmmm, sorry to hear that!

          I made the mistake of going to a Target coffee shop today, since the lure of open til late was too much.

          Nice food, but hyper children banging and squirming on the soft seats next door were a put off, well, that and, dare l say it, "Mariah, Carrey on the speakers, trying to sing a Xmas carol in about 20 different keys.

          But the pear and banana cake was too good to leave? I almost fell asleep, because it was 25d outside, (hot for US residents) and their air con was barely on?

          I eventually went to the Pancake Parlor, and froze in comfort.

          At least Target unpolished their floors, it was a court case in progress when it first opened.

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          Ok, enough, have a good one!

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    Happy Birthday!
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    to be a better girl.

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    hey taggo i am tryin to throw up here

    incentivize me not with yr ott creamocakeshots

    i cannot think of such things right now

    jus gotta iron bras locate shampoo an dig out al the stoopid clothes i got for christmas las year an have never worn bcs they are so fkn horrible

    (i am jokin)

    (locatin shampoo is beyond me)

    gonna brave the foyer later see if i can find some goono to shave my legs pack my stuff an maybe handle the passin for hooman deal

    nitemaaaaaare
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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    jus for the record i am not a hooker
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    • Profile picture of the author David Beroff
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      jus for the record i am not a hooker
      No worries, Princess; that's one thing we never accused you of being!
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

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        hey taggo i am tryin to throw up here

        incentivize me not with yr ott creamocakeshots

        i cannot think of such things right now

        jus gotta iron bras locate shampoo an dig out al the stoopid clothes i got for christmas las year an have never worn bcs they are so fkn horrible

        (i am jokin)

        (locatin shampoo is beyond me)

        gonna brave the foyer later see if i can find some goono to shave my legs pack my stuff an maybe handle the passin for hooman deal

        nitemaaaaaare
        Gee, that is a bit cruel, l am sure that Anti May spends hours going through Second Hand, 50's dresses?

        Wash them about 20 times, to get rid of the mothball smell, and they are good for, hmmm, a car wax cloth?

        My Mother buys me shirts all the time, and l bury them once a year in my disused cobard space?

        I would rather buy t-shirts with decent collars, not the crap that is everywhere with virtually non existent collars?


        Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

        jus for the record i am not a hooker
        No, most likely the admin division of a law firm?

        With a link back to here with the codename of F**KITALL, and a picture of your boss with dart holes, hidden under the "265 Rules of Acquisition"?

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