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Just A Reminder That Marilyn Monroe Was A Badass Yogi

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Just A Reminder That Marilyn Monroe Was A Badass Yogi
  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator View Post


    Anything like that was considered odd back then. Nobody studied martial arts, If you were muscular at all, you were considered a freak. Eating healthy was looked down on, you were called a "Health nut".

    Smoking, drinking, and slapping secretaries on the behind...were marks of manliness.


    I wonder how people will see us...this year...50 years from now.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Body Throwback: Marilyn Monroe's Workout : People.com

      Marilyn's view of exercise - and her routine - without interpretation.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Anything like that was considered odd back then. Nobody studied martial arts, If you were muscular at all, you were considered a freak. Eating healthy was looked down on, you were called a "Health nut".

      Smoking, drinking, and slapping secretaries on the behind...were marks of manliness.


      I wonder how people will see us...this year...50 years from now.
      "Smoking, drinking, and slapping secretaries on the behind...were marks view of manliness"

      But I've' changed, I swear.
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    • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Anything like that was considered odd back then. Nobody studied martial arts, If you were muscular at all, you were considered a freak. Eating healthy was looked down on, you were called a "Health nut".

      Smoking, drinking, and slapping secretaries on the behind...were marks of manliness.


      I wonder how people will see us...this year...50 years from now.
      "Never trust a man who doesn't drink." I remember that saying.

      A few years ago, when I played a lot of pool at a bar, I'd get my soda in the same style glass
      they use for rum and coke That way, I did not get as much crap for not drinking.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

        "Never trust a man who doesn't drink." I remember that saying.

        A few years ago, when I played a lot of pool at a bar, I'd get my soda in the same style glass
        they use for rum and coke That way, I did not get as much crap for not drinking.
        Remember movies from the 50s-60s?

        A shot of whisky and a cigarette cured everything. A guy would fall off a building, and someone would give him a shot of whisky, and it would "Fix you right up".

        A guy would get shot in the chest, but after lighting up a cigarette, and taking a swig of whisky, he would walk it off.

        If a pregnant woman passed out, they would give her a shot of whisky....and a cigarette, and she would be fine.

        Medicine was so different back then.

        Back then, Big Pharma made whisky.
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    Be careful. Whenever Claude hears the word "yogi" he wants to steal some pic-a-nic baskets.


    Where's Ranger Smith when you need him?
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Be careful. Whenever Claude hears the word "yogi" he wants to steal some pic-a-nic baskets.


      Where's Ranger Smith when you need him?
      Wasn't "Yogi Bare" the title of Claude's first foray into the Bollywood porn niche?
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      • Profile picture of the author Kay King
        I'd get my soda in the same style glass
        Had to laugh - the bartender at my old watering hole knew to substitute tonic with lime for me at my signal. My usual was vodka/tonic and no one noticed the substitution.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        Wasn't "Yogi Bare" the title of Claude's first foray into the Bollywood porn niche?
        It was my only exercise video.

        "Lose 5 pounds instantly by taking off your clothes when you exercise", never caught on.

        The video was me, rolling back and forth across the floor. Eventually, my body became a perfect circle.

        And I became......

        Circumference Doom!
        Terror of the All You Can Eat Buffet.
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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          It was my only exercise video.

          "Lose 5 pounds instantly by taking off your clothes when you exercise", never caught on.

          The video was me, rolling back and forth across the floor. Eventually, my body became a perfect circle.

          And I became......

          Circumference Doom!
          Terror of the All You Can Eat Buffet.
          You had a co-star in that one if I recall correctly?

          "Terra of the All You Can Eat Buffet"
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        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        Wasn't "Yogi Bare" the title of Claude's first foray into the Bollywood porn niche?
        If Claude was in any porno, he'd be a lot closer to Boo Boo than Yogi.
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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

          If Claude was in any porno, he'd be a lot closer to Boo Boo than Yogi.
          I have seen most of Claude's porno's. It's a Large Body of work.

          I expect Claude is out, treating his staff to a delicious Thanksgiving Turkey dinner. Trying to convince them that the Turkey in the Turkey Burgers at the Green Leaf counts.
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

            I have seen most of Claude's porno's. It's a Large Body of work.

            I expect Claude is out, treating his staff to a delicious Thanksgiving Turkey dinner. Trying to convince them that the turkey in the turkey burgers at the Green Leaf counts.
            Good God, that was funny!
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    The lurch from serenity to obscenity is measured in shrunken yoga pant cameltoes.

    But I am skippin' class for the holidays an' the only way I'm gonna see anyone doin' the splits right now is if I volunteer to cook sumthin'.
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