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Rudolph the Red Nosed Cat OR...

by Joe Mobley
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Cat's nose after losing a battle with a bee.




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  • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
    Needs to be integrated into the "I love cats" song.
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    "May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"

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    • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
      Everybody wants to be a cat
      Because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at
      Everybody's pickin' up on that frickin' bee
      dun stung poor Kitty all swollen, nasally.
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      Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.

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  • Profile picture of the author Khemosabi
    There once was a kitty with a bee on his nose
    Not knowing what to do, the kitty, just froze

    In the air were the fresh smells of Spring
    Causing a sneeze, the results a nice sting

    My kitty is now face down in crushed ice
    All the critters are laughing, including the mice

    A vet visit for him is still tentative until
    I see the effects of the two Benedryl!

    ~ Theresa
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    • Profile picture of the author Joe Mobley
      Originally Posted by Khemosabi View Post

      All the critters are laughing, including the mice

      ~ Theresa
      Ha! That's hilarious.


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