Dear Santa ... or Have You Been Naughty or Nice?

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So ... what's on your Christmas List?
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    ha ha ... love this one

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  • "Lapland."

    Yeah, Santa, it is not rocket science what is goin' down here.
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  • I volunteer to write Santa's T&C this year.

    Freedom from bias is my forte.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Hate to break it to everyone but Santa ain't real!

      Even NASA has my back on this one, at least on a good day?

      Unless Doctor WHo is right, then it is a weird, evil alien, with a red color fetish!

      But, l suppose that is true for anything on that show,...oh, wait they are usually slimey and want to take over the world, or at least England?

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      • Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

        Unless Doctor WHo is right, then it is a weird, evil alien, with a red color fetish!

        But, l suppose that is true for anything on that show,...oh, wait they are usually limeys and want to take over the world, or at least England?

        Gonna have a color fetish, I guess it's gotta be red or black, not that it makes any difference if ur blindfolded.

        Meanwhile: fixed.
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        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

        Hate to break it to everyone but Santa ain't real!
        Blasphemy

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      • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

        Hate to break it to everyone but Santa ain't real!

        Even NASA has my back on this one, at least on a good day?

        Unless Doctor WHo is right, then it is a weird, evil alien, with a red color fetish!

        But, l suppose that is true for anything on that show,...oh, wait they are usually slimey and want to take over the world, or at least England?

        But, but, but...the US Air Force tracks Santa every year. He must be real.
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

          Gonna have a color fetish, I guess it's gotta be red or black, not that it makes any difference if ur blindfolded.

          Meanwhile: fixed.
          Yes, l hope that he can be trusted? With all of that cookie and Brandy left out for him, l would be worried if you were on his last leg of his run?


          Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

          Blasphemy

          He see's you when you are sleeping, etc. Scary, definitely have him on stalking charges?

          I would check his computer at the north pole as well? With all of those elves about????


          Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

          But, but, but...the US Air Force tracks Santa every year. He must be real.
          Yes, we get that cr,....information on the news in AU, every year, but it is from the popular media, so.....!

          But popular media runs it, and it is written in some books so it must be real, LOL!



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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

        Hate to break it to everyone but Santa ain't real!

        Even NASA has my back on this one, at least on a good day?

        Unless Doctor WHo is right, then it is a weird, evil alien, with a red color fetish!

        But, l suppose that is true for anything on that show,...oh, wait they are usually slimey and want to take over the world, or at least England?

        Lies, Lies, Lies, I'm covering my ears. What about that Fat, Jolly, Gentleman from Wooster in poor elf. You know in your heart of heart's it's him.

        He knows when we are sleeping, he knows when we are awake. He has webcams everywhere.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

          Lies, Lies, Lies, I'm covering my ears. What about that Fat, Jolly, Gentleman from Wooster in poor elf. You know in your heart of heart's it's him.

          He knows when we are sleeping, he knows when we are awake. He has webcams everywhere.
          Webcams. Thanks for the suggestion.

          The difference between an elf and a troll is......the right advertising agency.
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          • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            Webcams. Thanks for the suggestion.

            The difference between an elf and a troll is......the right advertising agency.
            It's Him!!!

            Santa, shall I send you my list or can I just paste it here?

            I know it's him because everytime a Hooker sits on his knee he goes Ho, Ho Ho.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Ok, better get in first before the usual Claude gif animations show up, and steal the limelight?









      I am sure that could be turned into a song, l would take that in a shopping centre over Mariah Carreys, tonal, earthquake, rap anytime



      I bet he would keep Santa away?



      Smart Kitty?



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      Very naughty indeed.
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      • Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter View Post

        Very naughty indeed.
        Man, my Naughtyometer jus' spontaneously combusted.
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