Isn't this a bit nuts?

8 years ago

[quote=seasoned;10424279]DESPITE what women say, men AREN'T able to really go shirtless in a lot of places. WHEN was the last time you saw topless men in work, or even in the average restaurant, TOPLESS!? As for women, there are a number of reasons why they are different and societies tend to be less permissive.

STILL, Much of europe is known for being MORE permissive! My uncle in denmark told me how he often sees a woman bicycling topless. And there are surveys like, according to wikipedia:

An online poll found that 99% of Germans and 93% of Britons were accepting of toplessness on a beach, compared to 92% of Swedes, 91% of Italians, and 67% of Russians.[30] In Canada, a poll in 1992 found that 38% favored general female public toplessness. Following that survey, several legal rulings in Canadian courts from 1996 to 2000 made public toplessness legal, but very few women take advantage of the rulings.[31][/quote

Yet people are protesting ANGELA MERKEL!?!?!?!?

Police break up topless Femen protest at Merkel

BTW this kind of protest does NOT help the battle for womens rights in islamc countries. It is like setting their resolve in CONCRETE!

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Women tits are different than man tits. Women having their tits out is like us having our nut sac out.

Plus, if a woman wants to look good and stay perky, she won't be biking around topless lmao, unless she wants some jungle tits like you'd see on National Geographic.

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lanfear63

8 years ago

[quote='[Justin];10424282']

Originally Posted by seasoned

DESPITE what women say, men AREN'T able to really go shirtless in a lot of places. WHEN was the last time you saw topless men in work, or even in the average restaurant, TOPLESS!? As for women, there are a number of reasons why they are different and societies tend to be less permissive.

STILL, Much of europe is known for being MORE permissive! My uncle in denmark told me how he often sees a woman bicycling topless. And there are surveys like, according to wikipedia:

Women tits are different than man tits. Women having their tits out is like us having our nut sac out.

Plus, if a woman wants to look good and stay perky, she won't be biking around topless lmao, unless she wants some jungle tits like you'd see on National Geographic.

"Women tits are different than man tits. Women having their tits out is like us having our nut sac out."

Now there's someone who tells it like it is.

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Kay King

8 years ago

The women were calling for Merkel to press the case of three women - one German and two French - who are on trial in Tunisia after demonstrating topless outside the Palace of Justice in the capital, Tunis.

Right - let's go to a Muslim country and run around topless to be as disrespectful as possible. Now let's demonstrate and do the same thing elsewhere because the bared women in Tunisia were arrested.

An excuse for someone to post crass comments here...and there's always at least one willing to do so.

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sbucciarel Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by '[Justin

Women tits are different than man tits. Women having their tits out is like us having our nut sac out.

D'oh. lol. So women's tits are just like your nut sacks. That's pretty disgusting. Amazing so many people even want to see them. I mean, nut sacks are pretty ugly ... hairy, wrinkled up old things.
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  Originally Posted by sbucciarel
  
  mean, nut sacks are pretty ugly ... hairy, wrinkled up old things.
  
  I would say that you've never seem my ex's boobies, but now I'm wondering.
  
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alistair

8 years ago

Originally Posted by [Justin]

Plus, if a woman wants to look good and stay perky, she won't be biking around topless lmao, unless she wants some jungle tits like you'd see on National Geographic.

I think you'll find that they're on ITV.

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[Justin] 8 years ago

Originally Posted by alistair

I think you'll find that they're on ITV.

Lol, we don't have ITV in America I don't know what that is.
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  Wrinkly nut sacs are why gals get good at ironin'.
  
  An' I figure the secret to maintainin' perkiness is bendin' your knees so you catch up with yourself.
  
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Originally Posted by [Justin]

Women having their tits out is like us having our nut sac out.

It pays to advertise.

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- sbucciarel Banned 8 years ago
  
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  It pays to advertise.
  
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  If nut sacs and women's breast are at all similar, it's no wonder they don't bare them in public.
  
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  Those breasts are freakin' hideous!
  
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Kurt

8 years ago

I'll need to keep abreast of the situation.

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seasoned

8 years ago

Well, I COULD have mentioned the woman, ironically in GERMANY, that says she has like size 32Z breasts. Of course they ARE artificial, but what the heck?

BTW t give you an idea of how obscene size Z is..... German Model Beshine Claims To Have Size 32Z Breasts

IMAGINE! Some women struggle most of their lives to lose the weight she GAINED with just ONE of her implants!

As a straight male, I think NO male would request that his wife/girlfriend gets size Z breasts! I can't see why ANY woman with B or C ever seeks out to get them larger, but Z is soooo beyond reason. I even once knew a woman that had breasts that were maybe a large D, and she had REDUCTION surgery! They hurt her back, and she happily had her NATURAL breasts reduced to help her health.

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Jill Carpenter

8 years ago

Canadian courts from 1996 to 2000 made public toplessness legal, but very few women take advantage of the rulings

Cause it's too damn cold!

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bizgrower 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter

Cause it's too damn cold!

Naw. It's just that Canadians are so polite.
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Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter

Canadian courts from 1996 to 2000 made public toplessness legal, but very few women take advantage of the rulings

Cause it's too damn cold!

Good point.

There's an old episode of the TV show How I Met your Mother where they're talking about Canadian sex positions. Everything revolves around cold weather.

Here's one...

A "Manitoba Milk Bag" Okay, it's like a "Chicago Mustache," but the person on the bottom is wearing a snowsuit.

Lmao, wearing a snowsuit.

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Jack Gordon

8 years ago

Originally Posted by seasoned

BTW t give you an idea of how obscene size Z is..... German Model Beshine Claims To Have Size 32Z Breasts

Must... resist... the... tempta....

dammit.

What is up with those lips? This freak is all around unappealing.

Somebody needs to play some Aretha Franklin for her (YMMFLANW). Well, too late now. But in her formative years, it might have done her a lot of good.

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sbucciarel

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Originally Posted by Jack Gordon

Must... resist... the... tempta....

dammit.

What is up with those lips? This freak is all around unappealing.

Somebody needs to play some Aretha Franklin for her (YMMFLANW). Well, too late now. But in her formative years, it might have done her a lot of good.

Now that's just hideous

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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

Now that's just hideous

Whao, those are some inflatables.

Guess I jus' scrolled with the punches.

If a squirrel is suffocatin' someplace in the world then I blame her for stealin' alla the poor thing's oxygen.

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Too opague, gulp, ok,...sperm take a lot of energy to create, so they can only form so fast. So if a man ummm, lets say loses it every day...

Ok, Taggo, I getcha now.

Slow on the uptake today.

Gotta figure cleanin' the tubes out is the healthier option in the long run.

They ain't there for any other reason, an' there are side benefits to ummm, let's say, makin' sure the elephant makes with its trunk for a regular hosedown, not least of which is an opportunity to develop upper body strength, and what doctor is gonna argue with that?

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tagiscom

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Ok, Taggo, I getcha now.

Slow on the uptake today.

Gotta figure cleanin' the tubes out is the healthier option in the long run.

They ain't there for any other reason, an' there are side benefits to ummm, let's say, makin' sure the elephant makes with its trunk for a regular hosedown, not least of which is an opportunity to develop upper body strength, and what doctor is gonna argue with that?

Well, the tubes, (man) can be cleaned out without resorting to that, eventhough doctors, won't say anything about it!

Upper body strength, hmmm, yes and no!

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tagiscom

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

My turn to LOL now, mainly cos I am nursin' swollen glands of a different kind.

Bleh.

Big problem with the killer squidos is the sheer weight.

Sure, nuthin' fits, an' makin' eye contact is impossible if you gotta iris magnet swingin' from your torso, but mebbe the biggest problem is how they drag you down.

I got friends whose backs ache jus' from standin' up, an' I figure someone gotta invent a kinda convex Back To The Future hoverboard system to float along at bra level, jus' to take up somea the strain.

But yeah, with the nut sac deal, it is like a baby bird fell outta a tree, an' I got an image of a frisky terrier swingin' like a pendulum of tenacity from the bottomless version of my least favorite guy right now.

My brain is workin' now, so I am gonna get dosed up an' catch up on some readin'.

But hey, Taggo, I don't getcha here.

Too opaque for my current blearo.

Too opague, gulp, ok,...sperm take a lot of energy to create, so they can only form so fast. So if a man ummm, lets say loses it every day, (doctors based on a dodgy survey say a man should, you know almost daily, to stay healthy); that part of his body will be small, and soft, (l wasn't going to use the word neglected, but got close).

Compare that to Chinese teachings that say men should do the opposite, to keep their prostate healthy, (Henry Ford, and Edison to name a few did this, and had a long life) then they will become the opposite.

A lot of other positive health affects come into play as well, and the tubes are still cleaned but not in the getting off way.

That is another one doctors, use. Which isn't accurate.

But you know doctors, keep them healthy and cronic!

This isn't advisable for a man in his 20's, although some discipline is good.

If a typical man does this for a few years, then cronic fatigue will result, (headaches, depression, etc) and it is no surprize that long term medication will result.

Drug company's and buy our s***, go hand in hand!

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

I have two daughters out of three that have natural *huge* breasts. Not a man alive who could tell you what color their eyes are, except for one husband. In high school it was ridiculous. When a boy was around and I saw them staring and talking to their breasts, rather than looking at their face to talk to them, I just wanted to smack them upside their damned heads. lol.

One has to buy two bathing suits. Larger size for the top and smaller for the bottom and has back aches all the time and would like to have them reduced.

They could care less, and I could care less about going topless. Dream on guys. Not going to make it that easy for you to just ogle at our breasts.

Hmmm, last woman l dated, had oversized breasts, and l did look at her face 95% of the time when l talked to her, (which wasn't easy with an armless shirt on).

I do get it, but unfortunately the media, pushes the, "they are perfect, and sexy" thing down our throats so much it is easy to lose track of that point, that they are real, and can have issues if too big!

It is more manly to show respect for someone, than to ummm, well, not think with your head?

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@tjr 8 years ago

Originally Posted by seasoned

As a straight male, I think NO male would request that his wife/girlfriend gets size Z breasts!

Using your join date as reference, you've been on the Internet since at least 2003, and you haven't figured out that there is a fetish for everything yet?
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  Originally Posted by @tjr
  
  Using your join date as reference, you've been on the Internet since at least 2003, and you haven't figured out that there is a fetish for everything yet?
  
  SADLY, I figured that out LONG LONG LONG AGO! BTW I first KNOWINGLY went on the internet around 1992, and apparently have been on the internet since a bit before 1980. Messages from me around 1980 were STILL on the internet, last time I checked. But YEAH, I know the world is INSANE! I saw the degradation from the 60s to the 70s to the 80s, and in 1980 predicted 9/11! i SHOULD HAVE RECORDED IT ON SOME THIRD PARTY MEDIUM! i also PREDICTED 1999 AND 2008. TOO BAD THEY BOTH TOOK LIKE 6-7YEARS TO HAPPEN.
  
  I KNEW about the stupid misappropriation of credit, and BLAME, in the 1960s! I knew about the idiotic idea of "performance art in the 1970s! But WHAT is your point?
  
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8 years ago

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tagiscom

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Wrinkly nut sacs are why gals get good at ironin'.

An' I figure the secret to maintainin' perkiness is bendin' your knees so you catch up with yourself.

I probably shouldn't answer this, but if men didn't get off of everything available, or listen to doctors dodgy surverys, they would perk up enough?

No, doubt that WC is regretting the day he posted doing a dodgy business deal here, and got banned?

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HeySal

8 years ago

Ah kewl - come home late on a Saturday and find udder nonsense to talk about.

My cousin had natural Z's and she developed to the mid alphabet size in high school. Can you imagine how guys act at that age over boobies that size? (I know adult males who can barely act sane around them. She could lean back straight up in her chair and they'd be laying on the table.

She was in her young twenties when she decided to get a reduction - and I think she over reacted. She had them cut her down to a point that if someone described her figure they'd call her flat chested - or at least small busted. She felt better, though.

I'm not that sure that naked makes your boobs sag. I think that's from having kids.

It's easy to see why men don't go bottomless though - It may be uncomfortable to have a squirrel or a dog to latch on while outside. LOL.

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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Ah kewl - come home late on a Saturday and find udder nonsense to talk about.

My cousin had natural Z's and she developed to the mid alphabet size in high school. Can you imagine how guys act at that age over boobies that size? (I know adult males who can barely act sane around them. She could lean back straight up in her chair and they'd be laying on the table.

She was in her young twenties when she decided to get a reduction - and I think she over reacted. She had them cut her down to a point that if someone described her figure they'd call her flat chested - or at least small busted. She felt better, though.

I'm not that sure that naked makes your boobs sag. I think that's from having kids.

It's easy to see why men don't go bottomless though - It may be uncomfortable to have a squirrel or a dog to latch on while outside. LOL.

My turn to LOL now, mainly cos I am nursin' swollen glands of a different kind.

Bleh.

Big problem with the killer squidos is the sheer weight.

Sure, nuthin' fits, an' makin' eye contact is impossible if you gotta iris magnet swingin' from your torso, but mebbe the biggest problem is how they drag you down.

I got friends whose backs ache jus' from standin' up, an' I figure someone gotta invent a kinda convex Back To The Future hoverboard system to float along at bra level, jus' to take up somea the strain.

But yeah, with the nut sac deal, it is like a baby bird fell outta a tree, an' I got an image of a frisky terrier swingin' like a pendulum of tenacity from the bottomless version of my least favorite guy right now.

My brain is workin' now, so I am gonna get dosed up an' catch up on some readin'.

But hey, Taggo, I don't getcha here.

Originally Posted by tagiscom

I probably shouldn't answer this, but if men didn't get off of everything available, or listen to doctors dodgy surverys, they would perk up enough?

No, doubt that WC is regretting the day he posted doing a dodgy business deal here, and got banned?

Too opaque for my current blearo.

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I have two daughters out of three that have natural *huge* breasts. Not a man alive who could tell you what color their eyes are, except for one husband. In high school it was ridiculous. When a boy was around and I saw them staring and talking to their breasts, rather than looking at their face to talk to them, I just wanted to smack them upside their damned heads. lol.

One has to buy two bathing suits. Larger size for the top and smaller for the bottom and has back aches all the time and would like to have them reduced.

They could care less, and I could care less about going topless. Dream on guys. Not going to make it that easy for you to just ogle at our breasts.

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8 years ago

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

I have two daughters out of three that have natural *huge* breasts. Not a man alive who could tell you what color their eyes are, except for one husband. In high school it was ridiculous. When a boy was around and I saw them staring and talking to their breasts, rather than looking at their face to talk to them, I just wanted to smack them upside their damned heads. lol.

One has to buy two bathing suits. Larger size for the top and smaller for the bottom and has back aches all the time and would like to have them reduced.

They could care less, and I could care less about going topless. Dream on guys. Not going to make it that easy for you to just ogle at our breasts.

Mystery is better anyway.

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8 years ago

I was expecting to see a picture of a squirrel's balls. I'm disappointed.

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Princess Balestra 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

I was expecting to see a picture of a squirrel's balls. I'm disappointed.

Google is your friend if you are interested.

I figure mankind has evolved to the point now where any two-word combo fed into Google gonna result in at least 1 YouTube video.

Instant gratification gonna be our demise, prolly by Wednesday.
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Kurt 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

I was expecting to see a picture of a squirrel's balls. I'm disappointed.

Be patient and remember what the old saying tells us, "A blind Claude gropes a squirrel's nuts twice a day".
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  Be patient and remember what the old saying tells us, "A blind Claude gropes a squirrel's nuts twice a day".
  
  Not anymore. After the "Rocket J. Squirrel Lawsuit" of 2005, I've been clean...honest.
  
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  Not anymore. After the "Rocket J. Squirrel Lawsuit" of 2005, I've been clean...honest.
  
  Male squirrels refer to this trap as "The Claude":
  
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  Originally Posted by Kurt
  
  Be patient and remember what the old saying tells us, "A blind Claude gropes a squirrel's nuts twice a day".
  
  That was Acorny joke Kurt
  
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