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Here Are 11 Ways A Guy Can Tie His Scarf

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Here Are 11 Ways A Guy Can Tie His Scarf
  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    Is someone really a guy If they own a scarf?
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    • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      Is someone really a guy If they own a scarf?
      Why not?, jokes can and have been made of male scarf wearers and some would say that they of all men, may have a greater chance of being gay but... I wonder what the numbers really are.


      Take the average American male. What percentage of them are gay? (not that there's anything wrong with it)


      Take the average American male who wears scarfs? What percentage of them are gay? (not that there's anything wrong with it)


      SNL used to do a pretty funny skit about an effeminate male who was not gay.
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      • Profile picture of the author Midnight Oil
        Fred wore a scarf and he was always mackin' on Daphne.


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        • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
          Originally Posted by Midnight Oil View Post

          Fred wore a scarf and he was always mackin' on Daphne.
          Yeah, Freddy got that effeminate look, but I figure he could always be relied on to tie up the villains.

          I kinda like scarves, but they do not work with beards.

          Or kilts.
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          • Profile picture of the author Kay King
            ...some would say that they of all men, may have a greater chance of being gay but... I wonder what the numbers really are.
            Interesting - can honestly say I've never wondered about those numbers...ever. Yukon said "guy" - you ran with "gay". If it doesn't matter - why keep repeating the word??? (kiddin')

            Gotta love that 'reverse drape' - looks like a baby sling.

            What makes me laugh is the idea of ANY man (or women) standing in front of a mirror trying to tie his scarf in so many fashionable ways...

            I think scarves and kilts are a brilliant pairing - provides additional coverage when necessary...or a quick wipe if the under-the-kilt legends are true.. (still waking up here)
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          • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
            Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

            Yeah, Freddy got that effeminate look, but I figure he could always be relied on to tie up the villains.

            I kinda like scarves, but they do not work with beards.

            Or kilts.
            Was it the ascot?

            I used to hang out with a couple dudes from the west indies and all my sisters thought they were gay at first. (which surprised me) I explained to them that just because they were soft spoken and not growling and/or grabbing their crotches every now and then does not make them gay.

            I also guaranteed them if they laid down the guy would surely jump on top of them - LOL! I've also heard this joke about the British a few times which I still don't get.

            The joke goes ... He's not gay he's just British.
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      • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
        Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator View Post

        Take the average American male. What percentage of them are gay?
        Can't speak for the average American, but I'd guess from about the knees down.


        Take the average American male who wears scarfs? What percentage of them are gay?
        In my experience, around 65% of scarfs are gay, although most swing both ways.

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        • Profile picture of the author ThomM
          Why not?, jokes can and have been made of male scarf wearers and some would say that they of all men, may have a greater chance of being gay but... I wonder what the numbers really are.
          According to Ron White that would be 100%
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          • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
            I don't think I could take a guy seriously who wore a scarf - unless he insisted it was an ascot - but even then I might fight it.
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            • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
              Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter View Post

              I don't think I could take a guy seriously who wore a scarf - unless he insisted it was an ascot - but even then I might fight it.
              Oh yea, what about him?


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    • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      Is someone really a guy If they own a scarf?
      only if they got it for a present and never wore it.
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