Claude's Vacumn Store, Groan!

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Yes, found these revealing images on Google street, scary!



Crime scene??? I would keep an eye out for chalk outlines?



And inside the store, with Claude's, reanimated, probably evil black cat?

And umm, errr,.....probably taking cat-nip a little too far?



PS this is what happens when l am getting over Xmas lunch, and am taking some time off!
  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Thank you, Shane. That was very nice of you.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Wow, never seen so many low hanging fans in one place. Suck on the floor and blow on the ceiling.
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      • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        Wow, never seen so many low hanging fans in one place. Suck on the floor and blow on the ceiling.
        Woah! from the size of that cat looks like he gave it a third of his meal.
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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

          Woah! from the size of that cat looks like he gave it a third of his meal.
          We have a black cat (Chuy) who is very similar in looks and size to the one on the desk.(meaning it would look that size) Eats like a horse. A very loving cat.
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          • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
            Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

            We have a black cat (Chuy) who is very similar in looks and size to the one on the desk.(meaning it would look that size) Eats like a horse. A very loving cat.
            Well, there are horses and horses?



            Didn't that coffee cup,....never mind?

            Thought that l should snoop around some more? I was trying to find a CBD, but zilch, obviously a sleepy country town, well, at least til, Claude started with the billboards?



            His is the shop on the right, one is obviously Claudes car, but the other? Mother perhaps?

            Very sleepy country town?

            Ok, this will liven things up?



            This was near the cemetary and military gun club, as you can see the restricted ban has been lifted, but the locals tried in vain to have it reinstated.

            They eventually agreed to edit out the leather bondage and rubber,....well, bedroom scenes, they only lost about 30 seconds!

            All is well, but l would keep an eye out for that small bush, if it starts burning, be very afraid, well, at least of the kid with matches?

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          • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
            Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

            We have a black cat (Chuy) who is very similar in looks and size to the one on the desk.(meaning it would look that size) Eats like a horse. A very loving cat.
            NO offense and its probably because I am a dog person - whenever a domesticated cat gets to the size of a dog I just see a monster.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        Wow, never seen so many low hanging fans in one place. Suck on the floor and blow on the ceiling.
        People ask me why we sell ceiling fans. The real reason? No floor space needed.

        Before Lowe's came into our area, we sold thousands of dollars in fans a week. Now, Lowe's and Wal-Mart sell them for less than our cost.
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        Suck on the floor and blow on the ceiling.
        That was scene 4 in Circumference Of Doom.
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        • Profile picture of the author peterj
          Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

          That was scene 4 in Circumference Of Doom.
          It was actually the sequel that got Claude into the vacuum business.

          It was called 'The Circumference of Doom meets the Diameter of Gloom', where they got together and had a child called the Radius Goes Boom (because he ate too much Pi).

          Which made a terrific mess on set in Claude's living room. So he went out and purchased a vacuum to clean up and liked the product so much he bought the company.

          True story!
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          • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
            Originally Posted by peterj View Post

            It was actually the sequel that got Claude into the vacuum business.

            It was called 'The Circumference of Doom meets the Diameter of Gloom', where they got together and had a child called the Radius Goes Boom (because he ate too much Pi).

            Which made a terrific mess on set in Claude's living room. So he went out and purchased a vacuum to clean up and liked the product so much he bought the company.

            True story!
            Yes, and it was banned in most states because of its, explicit fat content?

            But Claude does keep a copy behind his desk, just in case, someone try's to sell him, yet some more bibles?

            Well, the double barrel helps?

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          • Originally Posted by peterj View Post

            It was actually the sequel that got Claude into the vacuum business.

            It was called 'The Circumference of Doom meets the Diameter of Gloom', where they got together and had a child called the Radius Goes Boom (because he ate too much Pi).

            Which made a terrific mess on set in Claude's living room. So he went out and purchased a vacuum to clean up and liked the product so much he bought the company.

            True story!
            Gotta love girth mirth.
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            • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
              Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

              Gotta love girth myth.
              All fixed.
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    Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post





    At least Claude saves money on not having to buy one of those "take a number" machines to make sure customers are served in order.

    "Now serving #1."

    Three hours later:
    "Now serving #1,"

    A week later:
    "Now serving #1."
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    • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
      Are those 3 kittens in a cup or one 3 headed kitten?

      I'm kinda scared like they are about to be slugged down.
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      • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
        Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter View Post

        Are those 3 kittens in a cup or one 3 headed kitten?

        I'm kinda scared like they are about to be slugged down.
        I think they are scared, too.

        They remind me of my first money from the internet. A friend knew this older lady who
        collected some pottery that had animals in tea cups. I found the piece she wanted to
        complete her set and she paid me $50 or $75 - I don' t remember how much, and I was
        not doing it for pay. The piece cost her something like $20 plus shipping. The owner
        of the store that had it said he did not have it. He called a couple of days later and because
        he found one on a back shelve.LOL
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      At least Claude saves money on not having to buy one of those "take a number" machines to make sure customers are served in order.

      "Now serving #1."

      Three hours later:
      "Now serving #1,"

      A week later:
      "Now serving #1."
      I do say that, because all my customers are number one with me!

      (Blatant lie.....and on Christmas too!)
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      • Profile picture of the author kenmichaels
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


        (Blatant lie.....and on Christmas too!)
        Like that matters...
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          Thank you, Shane. That was very nice of you.
          Welcome Claude, everyone kept throwing Wooster, Ohio, about so l thought it was worth a try, your store seems to be the only one selling vacumn cleaners within 5 kms, so pretty easy to find.

          But l had to do this, with your street recently being restricted and all, LOL!

          Never post Circumference of Doom posters about, to risky?

          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

          Wow, never seen so many low hanging fans in one place. Suck on the floor and blow on the ceiling.
          Yes, they look like the ones that come to life and go on a flying bender with built in lazer?

          Good plot for a movie, well, B grade?

          I hope that you have a light and fan, hidden up top, my Mother has one of those, pretty cool.

          Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter View Post

          Are those 3 kittens in a cup or one 3 headed kitten?

          I'm kinda scared like they are about to be slugged down.
          No, those kittens had their 1 minute of juggling Youtube fame, but as for the cup, hmmm, not sure, but l would keep the tape on standby?

          Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

          That was scene 4 in Circumference Of Doom.
          Darnit, took my line!

          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          I do say that, because all my customers are number one with me!

          (Blatant lie.....and on Christmas too!)
          Got any parrots behind the counter?

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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        I do say that, because all my customer are number one with me!

        (Blatant lie.....and on Christmas too!)
        Fixed it for you. You had the plural of "customer", an honest mistake I'm sure.
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        • Profile picture of the author positivenegative
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          I do say that, because all my customers are number one with me!
          Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

          Fixed it for you. You had the plural of "customer", an honest mistake I'm sure.
          And it just happens that solitary customer is a black cat.
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

          Fixed it for you. You had the plural of "customer", an honest mistake I'm sure.
          You can't talk about his Mother like that?

          Besides, he has all of his products blessed with holy water at least once a week?

          Otherwise he will lose his "Certified, Blessed Product" sticker?

          The fine print says,....The product is guaranteed to be, evil spirit free, and if this product comes to life and goes on a murderous, killing frenzy, you will receive a full refund.

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  • Hey Claude, you ever switched alla your vacuums on at once?

    I figure it would be like Sulu crankin' up' the Enterprise to Max Warp.

    Floor gonna shake, flesh gonna wobble.
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