Claude's Vacumn Store, Groan!

by tagiscom

Posted: 8 years ago 24 replies

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Yes, found these revealing images on Google street, scary!

Crime scene??? I would keep an eye out for chalk outlines?

And inside the store, with Claude's, reanimated, probably evil black cat?

And umm, errr,.....probably taking cat-nip a little too far?

PS this is what happens when l am getting over Xmas lunch, and am taking some time off!

Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Thank you, Shane. That was very nice of you.

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lanfear63

8 years ago

Wow, never seen so many low hanging fans in one place. Suck on the floor and blow on the ceiling.

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Mike Anthony

8 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

Wow, never seen so many low hanging fans in one place. Suck on the floor and blow on the ceiling.

Woah! from the size of that cat looks like he gave it a third of his meal.

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lanfear63

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Mike Anthony

Woah! from the size of that cat looks like he gave it a third of his meal.

We have a black cat (Chuy) who is very similar in looks and size to the one on the desk.(meaning it would look that size) Eats like a horse. A very loving cat.

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tagiscom

8 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

We have a black cat (Chuy) who is very similar in looks and size to the one on the desk.(meaning it would look that size) Eats like a horse. A very loving cat.

Well, there are horses and horses?

Didn't that coffee cup,....never mind?

Thought that l should snoop around some more? I was trying to find a CBD, but zilch, obviously a sleepy country town, well, at least til, Claude started with the billboards?

His is the shop on the right, one is obviously Claudes car, but the other? Mother perhaps?

Very sleepy country town?

Ok, this will liven things up?

This was near the cemetary and military gun club, as you can see the restricted ban has been lifted, but the locals tried in vain to have it reinstated.

They eventually agreed to edit out the leather bondage and rubber,....well, bedroom scenes, they only lost about 30 seconds!

All is well, but l would keep an eye out for that small bush, if it starts burning, be very afraid, well, at least of the kid with matches?

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Mike Anthony

8 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

We have a black cat (Chuy) who is very similar in looks and size to the one on the desk.(meaning it would look that size) Eats like a horse. A very loving cat.

NO offense and its probably because I am a dog person - whenever a domesticated cat gets to the size of a dog I just see a monster.

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Claude Whitacre 8 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

Wow, never seen so many low hanging fans in one place. Suck on the floor and blow on the ceiling.

People ask me why we sell ceiling fans. The real reason? No floor space needed.

Before Lowe's came into our area, we sold thousands of dollars in fans a week. Now, Lowe's and Wal-Mart sell them for less than our cost.
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whateverpedia

8 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

Suck on the floor and blow on the ceiling.

That was scene 4 in Circumference Of Doom.

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peterj

8 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

That was scene 4 in Circumference Of Doom.

It was actually the sequel that got Claude into the vacuum business.

It was called 'The Circumference of Doom meets the Diameter of Gloom', where they got together and had a child called the Radius Goes Boom (because he ate too much Pi).

Which made a terrific mess on set in Claude's living room. So he went out and purchased a vacuum to clean up and liked the product so much he bought the company.

True story!

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tagiscom

8 years ago

Originally Posted by peterj

Yes, and it was banned in most states because of its, explicit fat content?

But Claude does keep a copy behind his desk, just in case, someone try's to sell him, yet some more bibles?

Well, the double barrel helps?

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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

Originally Posted by peterj

Gotta love girth mirth.

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bizgrower 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Gotta love girth myth.

All fixed.
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Kurt

8 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

At least Claude saves money on not having to buy one of those "take a number" machines to make sure customers are served in order.

"Now serving #1."

Three hours later:
"Now serving #1,"

A week later:
"Now serving #1."

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Jill Carpenter 8 years ago

Are those 3 kittens in a cup or one 3 headed kitten?

I'm kinda scared like they are about to be slugged down.
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- bizgrower 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter
  
  Are those 3 kittens in a cup or one 3 headed kitten?
  
  I'm kinda scared like they are about to be slugged down.
  
  I think they are scared, too.
  
  They remind me of my first money from the internet. A friend knew this older lady who
  collected some pottery that had animals in tea cups. I found the piece she wanted to
  complete her set and she paid me $50 or $75 - I don' t remember how much, and I was
  not doing it for pay. The piece cost her something like $20 plus shipping. The owner
  of the store that had it said he did not have it. He called a couple of days later and because
  he found one on a back shelve.LOL
  
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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

I do say that, because all my customers are number one with me!

(Blatant lie.....and on Christmas too!)

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kenmichaels 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

(Blatant lie.....and on Christmas too!)

Like that matters...
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- tagiscom 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Thank you, Shane. That was very nice of you.
  
  Welcome Claude, everyone kept throwing Wooster, Ohio, about so l thought it was worth a try, your store seems to be the only one selling vacumn cleaners within 5 kms, so pretty easy to find.
  
  But l had to do this, with your street recently being restricted and all, LOL!
  
  Never post Circumference of Doom posters about, to risky?
  
  Originally Posted by lanfear63
  
  Wow, never seen so many low hanging fans in one place. Suck on the floor and blow on the ceiling.
  
  Yes, they look like the ones that come to life and go on a flying bender with built in lazer?
  
  Good plot for a movie, well, B grade?
  
  I hope that you have a light and fan, hidden up top, my Mother has one of those, pretty cool.
  
  Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter
  
  Are those 3 kittens in a cup or one 3 headed kitten?
  
  I'm kinda scared like they are about to be slugged down.
  
  No, those kittens had their 1 minute of juggling Youtube fame, but as for the cup, hmmm, not sure, but l would keep the tape on standby?
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  That was scene 4 in Circumference Of Doom.
  
  Darnit, took my line!
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  I do say that, because all my customers are number one with me!
  
  (Blatant lie.....and on Christmas too!)
  
  Got any parrots behind the counter?
  
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Kurt 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I do say that, because all my customer are number one with me!

(Blatant lie.....and on Christmas too!)

Fixed it for you. You had the plural of "customer", an honest mistake I'm sure.
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- positivenegative 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  I do say that, because all my customers are number one with me!
  
  Originally Posted by Kurt
  
  Fixed it for you. You had the plural of "customer", an honest mistake I'm sure.
  
  And it just happens that solitary customer is a black cat.
  
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- tagiscom 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kurt
  
  Fixed it for you. You had the plural of "customer", an honest mistake I'm sure.
  
  You can't talk about his Mother like that?
  
  Besides, he has all of his products blessed with holy water at least once a week?
  
  Otherwise he will lose his "Certified, Blessed Product" sticker?
  
  The fine print says,....The product is guaranteed to be, evil spirit free, and if this product comes to life and goes on a murderous, killing frenzy, you will receive a full refund.
  
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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

Hey Claude, you ever switched alla your vacuums on at once?

I figure it would be like Sulu crankin' up' the Enterprise to Max Warp.

Floor gonna shake, flesh gonna wobble.

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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Hey Claude, you ever switched alla your vacuums on at once?

I figure it would be like Sulu crankin' up' the Enterprise to Max Warp.

Floor gonna shake, flesh gonna wobble.

My flesh always wobbles. It isn't pretty.

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tagiscom 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

My flesh always wobbles. It isn't pretty.

And this happens!

Funny Cat and Scared Cute Kittens in all ...

It takes a while, but it is worth it!
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