All I Want For Christmas Is A Goat

All I want for Christmas is a goat...to kick Kurt in the lower goatie.

Although...seriously? I would really enjoy it if Riffle came back here for some fun.

Riffle, Frank Donovan, Paul Myers, heck...even the guy that insisted that the zombie apocalypse was real...was fun.

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Dan Riffle

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Although...seriously? I would really enjoy it if Riffle came back here for some fun.

Riffle, Frank Donovan, Paul Myers, heck...even the guy that insisted that the zombie apocalypse was real...was fun.

I'm here, lurking in the shadows, waiting.

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lanfear63 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

I'm here, lurking in the shadows, waiting.

Are you Hank Marvin?

Talk of the devil
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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

I'm here, lurking in the shadows, waiting.

I'll alert the schools.

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tagiscom

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Well, l would agree up to the zombie troll nutter, next you will say that the one that occasionally shows up here with dodgy conclusive proof that Nabiru, is going to hit the Earth, or fly close enough for a few lizards to jump ship is fun!

I think that l would rather have the "I Am God" one back, l know that he stole, and put everyone down, but he gave us a few laughs?

Well, in a Hitler on a good day kind of way?

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Princess Balestra 8 years ago

Jus' checkin' evrythin' worked out for you guys.
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- David Beroff 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Princess Balestra
  
  Jus' checkin' evrythin' worked out for you guys.
  
  Sorta. But our bear ate the goat.
  
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  Princess Balestra 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by David Beroff
  
  Sorta. But our bear ate the goat.
  
  That is cool cos I hate their cheese.
  
  It is yummysoft but yuckybitter.
  
  An' now I am wonderin' -- can u get bear cheese?
  
  If they were friendly bears, I would volunteer to be milk maiden.
  
  Tellya, I figure there is all kindsa weird cheese we never heard about.
  
  All mammals are milkable, given the right equipment, demand, an' degree of bravery.
  
  Cos I am not donnin' a wetsuit an' juicin' off no whale jus' to fix up my pizza toppin'.
  
  Where in hell are a whale's teatos anyways?
  
  That is the weirdest thing about goats -- how they can offer up new veins of research to plunder, merely by lookin' like the evil versions of sheep.
  
  We figure aliens are gonna be reptilian, but I say NO WAY.
  
  They are here.
  
  They are goats.
  
  An' we are breedin' the f*ckers to service the pizza toppin' industry, an' openin' the gates for all kinda mammal abuse.
  
  srsly we are so stoopid.
  
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  perryny 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Princess Balestra
  
  An' now I am wonderin' -- can u get bear cheese?
  
  Only from uncircumcised bears.
  
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  David Beroff 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by perryny
  
  Only from uncircumcised bears.
  
  Umm... by definition!
  
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  David Beroff 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Princess Balestra
  
  An' now I am wonderin' -- can u get bear cheese?
  
  If they were friendly bears, I would volunteer to be milk maiden.
  
  I've actually met our local bear. I don't think one could characterize her as being "friendly". Here's a clip from when she interrupted our local weather forecast. You tell me if you'd want to get in between her and her three cubs:
  
  Bears Invade WNEP-TV in Pennsylvania - YouTube
  
  Bears invade the WNEP Backyard during the 11 p.m. Newscast | WNEP.com
  
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writeaway 8 years ago

Goofing around aside... a goat is one eco-friendly addition to a rural family.

Grass control

Source of milk

It's a lawnmower that fertilizes your lawn
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- tagiscom 8 years ago
  
  I want 5 goats, and stare at one to see if it keels over?
  
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  Originally Posted by writeaway
  
  It's a lawnmower that fertilizes your lawn
  
  Talk about self-perpetuating job security!
  
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Princess Balestra 8 years ago

I guess if we want bear cheese, we gotta farm it synthetically.
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- David Beroff 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Princess Balestra
  
  I guess if we want bear cheese, we gotta farm it synthetically.
  
  And then there's the question of marketing it. "Barely Bear" sounds more like a alternative-lifestyle cologne than a cheese... not that there's anything wrong with that!
  
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  Princess Balestra 8 years ago
  
  "Bearskin Secrets."
  
  Dunno how else you gonna market knobcheese.
  
  I figure it has to make with the masculine, an' appeal to what's goin' down in the 'hood.
  
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