All I Want For Christmas Is A Goat

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This is the Christmas album sung by goats you never knew you needed.
  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    All I want for Christmas is a Goatie

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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      All I want for Christmas is a Goatie

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      All I want for Christmas is a goat...to kick Kurt in the lower goatie.

      Although...seriously? I would really enjoy it if Riffle came back here for some fun.

      Riffle, Frank Donovan, Paul Myers, heck...even the guy that insisted that the zombie apocalypse was real...was fun.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Although...seriously? I would really enjoy it if Riffle came back here for some fun.

        Riffle, Frank Donovan, Paul Myers, heck...even the guy that insisted that the zombie apocalypse was real...was fun.

        I'm here, lurking in the shadows, waiting.
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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          I'm here, lurking in the shadows, waiting.
          Are you Hank Marvin?

          Talk of the devil
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          I'm here, lurking in the shadows, waiting.
          I'll alert the schools.
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          • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            All I want for Christmas is a goat...to kick Kurt in the lower goatie.

            Although...seriously? I would really enjoy it if Riffle came back here for some fun.

            Riffle, Frank Donovan, Paul Myers, heck...even the guy that insisted that the zombie apocalypse was real...was fun.
            Well, l would agree up to the zombie troll nutter, next you will say that the one that occasionally shows up here with dodgy conclusive proof that Nabiru, is going to hit the Earth, or fly close enough for a few lizards to jump ship is fun!


            I think that l would rather have the "I Am God" one back, l know that he stole, and put everyone down, but he gave us a few laughs?

            Well, in a Hitler on a good day kind of way?

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  • Jus' checkin' evrythin' worked out for you guys.
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    • Profile picture of the author David Beroff
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      Jus' checkin' evrythin' worked out for you guys.
      Sorta. But our bear ate the goat.
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      • Originally Posted by David Beroff View Post

        Sorta. But our bear ate the goat.
        That is cool cos I hate their cheese.

        It is yummysoft but yuckybitter.

        An' now I am wonderin' -- can u get bear cheese?

        If they were friendly bears, I would volunteer to be milk maiden.

        Tellya, I figure there is all kindsa weird cheese we never heard about.

        All mammals are milkable, given the right equipment, demand, an' degree of bravery.

        Cos I am not donnin' a wetsuit an' juicin' off no whale jus' to fix up my pizza toppin'.

        Where in hell are a whale's teatos anyways?

        That is the weirdest thing about goats -- how they can offer up new veins of research to plunder, merely by lookin' like the evil versions of sheep.

        We figure aliens are gonna be reptilian, but I say NO WAY.

        They are here.

        They are goats.

        An' we are breedin' the f*ckers to service the pizza toppin' industry, an' openin' the gates for all kinda mammal abuse.

        srsly we are so stoopid.
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  • Profile picture of the author writeaway
    Goofing around aside... a goat is one eco-friendly addition to a rural family.

    Grass control

    Source of milk

    It's a lawnmower that fertilizes your lawn
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      I want 5 goats, and stare at one to see if it keels over?


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    • Profile picture of the author David Beroff
      Originally Posted by writeaway View Post

      It's a lawnmower that fertilizes your lawn
      Talk about self-perpetuating job security!
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  • I guess if we want bear cheese, we gotta farm it synthetically.
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    • Profile picture of the author David Beroff
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      I guess if we want bear cheese, we gotta farm it synthetically.
      And then there's the question of marketing it. "Barely Bear" sounds more like a alternative-lifestyle cologne than a cheese... not that there's anything wrong with that!
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      • "Bearskin Secrets."

        Dunno how else you gonna market knobcheese.

        I figure it has to make with the masculine, an' appeal to what's goin' down in the 'hood.
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