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Rutt Wipe

by Kurt
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Believe it or not, this is a real commercial for a real product...


  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Hunters with guns, shooting at anything that moves? pooping in the woods?

    Am I the only one that's aroused right now?
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      "Am I the only one that's aroused right now?"

      Yes.
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  • Profile picture of the author David Beroff
    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    Believe it or not, this is a real commercial for a real product...
    And so is this:

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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    I have watched this 10 times, an' I am not aroused.

    I have tried everythin', an' nuthin' works.

    Gonna move on over to the menstrual cup thread, see what happens.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      I have watched this 10 times, an' I am not aroused.

      I have tried everythin', an' nuthin' works.

      Gonna move on over to the menstrual cup thread, see what happens.
      I watched this on IE, since FF videos keep crashing.

      I am sure the woman would stand there and talk to this guy, or the guy would for that matter?

      Stupid ad!

      PS the woman got me to 1 out of 10 arouses, might have been higher if she took the silly orange coat off, and wasn't a trigger happy nutter?

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      • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

        PS the woman got me to 1 out of 10 arouses, might have been higher if she took the silly orange coat off, and wasn't a trigger happy nutter?
        Little by little, I am homin' in on your libidinal preferences.
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      • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

        I watched this on IE, since FF videos keep crashing.

        I am sure the woman would stand there and talk to this guy, or the guy would for that matter?

        Stupid ad!

        PS the woman got me to 1 out of 10 arouses, might have been higher if she took the silly orange coat off, and wasn't a trigger happy nutter?
        Well, if you were a hunter from Fargo, you might find her attractive.


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        Another related, real product with an unreal approach:
        (I hope Claude does not have a thing for English accents,
        other than lan's.)


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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          If the rutt wipes give you a rash, rush right out for some of this:

          Original Boudreaux's Butt Paste | Boudreaux
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          • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
            Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

            Not unless you wanna slap in the chops.
            Arrrr, and l thought that the Borg where a peaceful and friendly race?

            Let me put on some sunscreen first, don't want to get slapped out in the sun, after all the sun is evil, and horrible?

            Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

            Well, if you were a hunter from Fargo, you might find her attractive.
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            Another related, real product with an unreal approach:
            (I hope Claude does not have a thing for English accents,
            other than lan's.)


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            True, especially if she said, "Let's Shot the Deer Paw,...spit"!


            Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

            If the rutt wipes give you a rash, rush right out for some of this:

            Original Boudreaux's Butt Paste | Boudreaux
            I ain't clicking on either of these on the grounds that it might scar me for life!

            Already been scarred enough, with numbskulls, who can't see what is in front of them?

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            • Profile picture of the author Kay King
              chicken - that's a real product there
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

            If the rutt wipes give you a rash, rush right out for some of this:

            Original Boudreaux's Butt Paste | Boudreaux
            I've been using it for months. So far, not a single cavity. And my breath smells fresher too.
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          • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
            Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

            If the rutt wipes give you a rash, rush right out for some of this:

            Original Boudreaux's Butt Paste | Boudreaux
            Well, that has put me off having children for life!


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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Who wants to tell Claude that "doggie style" doesn't mean foregoing the TP and just dragging his butt across the floor/carpet?
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Who wants to tell Claude that "doggie style" doesn't mean foregoing the TP and just dragging his butt across the floor/carpet?

      Don't be a moron.

      Of course, I drag my butt across the carpet. Pushing it is nearly impossible.
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      • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Don't be a moron.

        Of course, I drag my butt across the carpet. Pushing it is nearly impossible.
        Smear Butt Paste on the carpet, an' I figure you could slide around like a hockey puck.

        Roll out the carpet onto a giant pinball table an' we got us a whole noo sport.

        (It does not have to be Claude bouncin' between the flippers btw. I figure if this goes pro, it would provide a new source of income for elderly Chinese acrobats, lithe jockeys with a penchant for adventure, or circus performers who wanna get back the big bucks they splashed out on their glitzy leotards.)

        Human Butt Paste Pinball.

        I would go see somea that.
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

          Smear Butt Paste on the carpet, an' I figure you could slide around like a hockey puck.

          Roll out the carpet onto a giant pinball table an' we got us a whole noo sport.

          (It does not have to be Claude bouncin' between the flippers btw. I figure if this goes pro, it would provide a new source of income for elderly Chinese acrobats, lithe jockeys with a penchant for adventure, or circus performers who wanna get back the big bucks they splashed out on their glitzy leotards.)

          Human Butt Paste Pinball.

          I would go see somea that.
          Mods time to close this thread! Now, before it gets any worse?

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    Introducing The Loop N Poop:


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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Introducing The Loop N Poop:


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      I remember the last camping trip l went on, basically nothing for a few days, then,......!

      That was 1983, if l remember correctly?

      Unless there is a 5 star hotel nearbuy forget it!

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        Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter View Post

        I have upvoted this very important thread.
        Humanity's future may depend on it.
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    A Musical bowel movement, designed to rid you of moral diarrhea, mental poots, crazy dooloops...

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