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Anyone Ever Find A Double Banana?

by KingArthur
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If you have ever seen a double banana please tell us.

My almost 92 years old mother just found a double banana and it was the first one she ever found in her life. It must be rare. I have seen the unopened Siamese twins banana and one banana is on top of the other one.

In the YouTube video below the double banana is next to each other and not on top of each other like the banana my mother found.




  • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
    LOL, she had to measure it.

    What you don't know is that lady changed her name to Claude after eating that double Banana and moved to the US and began selling vacuum cleaners.

    DONT EAT THE DOUBLE BANANAS!

    (or the brown acid for that matter)
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    • Profile picture of the author discrat
      Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter View Post

      LOL, she had to measure it.

      DONT EAT THE DOUBLE BANANAS!
      Your the first I know that wouldn't eat a double banana. lol
      I thought that's what most people preferred, maybe Iam wrong. I'll have to check my holmes to see if I can find
      them
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    • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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      Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter View Post

      LOL, she had to measure it.
      Well, it was a she!

      Cheers. - Frank
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    it was awesome n not seeing double banana.
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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    In its own sweet way, this post is jus' askin' for trouble.
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    • Profile picture of the author PaulSch
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      In its own sweet way, this post is jus' askin' for trouble.
      Yes, I have a really bad feeling about which direction this thread is going to lurch.
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      • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
        Originally Posted by PaulSch View Post

        Yes, I have a really bad feeling about which direction this thread is going to lurch.
        If Hollywood got its

        Lights!

        Camera!

        Action!

        looks like Warrior Forum is bringin' up the rear with

        Double Banana!

        Pussies!

        Omichrist!

        But, hey -- such is the nature of light relief in a world drilled down on pain an' sorrow.

        At very least, this post offers fresh meat for Warrior consumption similar to the many goofy gifs featurin' here regularly -- only insteada guys fallin' offa motorcycles an' bears eatin' canoes, it is suggestive fruit products suggestivelier warped by evolution for the benefit of the terminally infantile.

        Gotta be better'n' bangin' on about alla the bumpin' goin' down in other threads, I guess.
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  • Profile picture of the author virtualtechie18
    It's my first time seeing that kind of banana.
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    • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
      Originally Posted by virtualtechie18 View Post

      It's my first time seeing that kind of banana.
      You are relatively new here. Give it a month and report back on what kinds of bananas you've encountered.
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    • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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      Originally Posted by virtualtechie18 View Post

      It's my first time seeing that kind of banana.
      The question is do you hope it's the last time you see that type of bananna. If no, the line forms on the right.

      Cheers. - Frank
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by KingArthur View Post

    If you have ever seen a double banana please tell us.

    My almost 92 years old mother just found a double banana and it was the first one she ever found in her life. It must be rare. I have seen the unopened Siamese twins banana and one banana is on top of the other one.
    This is utterly amazing.

    But conjoined twin bananas have a very low survival rate. Separating them can be fatal to one or both of the bananas.

    When I see a case like this, my first thought is, "I hope people don't try to say that this is just one banana". Under the peel, these are two beautiful independent bananas.

    These are two separate bananas, each with it's own mind and personalty. And I hope that these two lovely and brave bananas aren't stared at, when they go out in public, because that would be cruel.

    These are two precious bananas, bound in love by a common skin, just like mother nature intended.

    Please don't try to turn this into something gaudy, like a side show. Show some respect.
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    • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      But conjoined twin bananas have a very low survival rate. Separating them can be fatal to one or both of the bananas.
      Calling Dr. Ben Carson.

      Cheers. - Frank
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

        Calling Dr. Ben Carson.

        Cheers. - Frank
        I thought about that. But adding Doctor Carson would have just made my post silly.
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        • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          I thought about that. But adding Doctor Carson would have just made my post sillier.
          Fixed that for you!

          Cheers. - Frank
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      This is utterly amazing.

      But conjoined twin bananas have a very low survival rate. Separating them can be fatal to one or both of the bananas.

      When I see a case like this, my first thought is, "I hope people don't try to say that this is just one banana". Under the peel, these are two beautiful independent bananas.

      These are two separate bananas, each with it's own mind and personalty. And I hope that these two lovely and brave bananas aren't stared at, when they go out in public, because that would be cruel.

      These are two precious bananas, bound in love by a common skin, just like mother nature intended.

      Please don't try to turn this into something gaudy, like a side show. Show some respect.
      The twins parents parted and both wanted the children. There was a Banana Custardy battle which resulted in them getting one each. A Banana Split.

      All True

      So Kurt told me.
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      • Profile picture of the author agc
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        The twins parents parted and both wanted the children. There was a Banana Custardy battle which resulted in them getting one each. A Banana Split.
        I'll take the banana custards, you can have the little banana b*st*rds.
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        • Profile picture of the author KingArthur
          I opened the double banana in front of my dear old mom, and I could see that each banana was reduced slightly in size from what they would normally be if they had not been conjoined in love under a common skin like Claude says.

          But they came apart easily when they were gently spread apart. It was a true banana split.

          You are all invited over for banana splits. Enjoy.

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          • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
            Originally Posted by KingArthur View Post

            I opened the double banana in front of my dear old mom, and I could see that each banana was reduced slightly in size from what they would normally be if they had not been conjoined in love under a common skin like Claude says.

            But they came apart easily when they were gently spread apart. It was a true banana split.

            You are all invited over for banana splits. Enjoy.
            I am so glad this all worked out.

            Bananas invite the worst kind of chaos - only not this time.
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          • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
            Originally Posted by KingArthur View Post

            I opened the double banana in front of my dear old mom, and I could see that each banana was reduced slightly in size from what they would normally be if they had not been conjoined in love under a common skin like Claude says.

            But they came apart easily when they were gently spread apart. It was a true banana split.

            You are all invited over for banana splits. Enjoy.
            Doctors can now perform miracles separating conjoined bananas. They gently part the skin with a precision laser, delicately peel it back... And then mash up the bananas with a fork, adding dark brown sugar and a scoop of ice cream with chocolate syrup. It's a five year slog to pass the exams at the Culinary Medical School in Wooster, but well worth it.
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    • Profile picture of the author yukon
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      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      This is utterly amazing.

      But conjoined twin bananas have a very low survival rate. Separating them can be fatal to one or both of the bananas.

      When I see a case like this, my first thought is, "I hope people don't try to say that this is just one banana". Under the peel, these are two beautiful independent bananas.

      These are two separate bananas, each with it's own mind and personalty. And I hope that these two lovely and brave bananas aren't stared at, when they go out in public, because that would be cruel.

      These are two precious bananas, bound in love by a common skin, just like mother nature intended.

      Please don't try to turn this into something gaudy, like a side show. Show some respect.


      Can you explain this in detail assuming they're giant bananas?
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  • Profile picture of the author agc
    Originally Posted by KingArthur View Post

    If you have ever seen a double banana please tell us.
    At least once a day on redtube. Sometimes twice.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Claude says "The Double Banana" is extremely appealing and is his favorite activity at the All-Male Wooster Bath House.
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  • Profile picture of the author enjamulahsan
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    Yes, I did found a lots of time. Yesturday also found that, But forget to take a click from the phone. Will do this next time, for sure.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      The twins parents parted and both wanted the children. There was a Banana Custardy battle which resulted in them getting one each. A Banana Split.

      All True

      So Kurt told me.
      But they felt that they were unfairly treated and appealed!

      No skin off my nose!

      Nothing to go bananas about!



      Ok, enough, (niah, one more)!

      His name was Johnny Bananas!
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