What are you doing now???

8 years ago

I am juggling some flaming kittens, while in my pyjamas, and watching something entertaining on tv, (well, the last part is a lie)!

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PhenixMB

8 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

I am juggling some flaming kittens, while in my pyjamas, and watching something entertaining on tv, (well, the last part is a lie)!

juggling flaming kittens in pyjamas ? well that's a nice way to start a day

was clearing my hard drive from some old stuf, delited like 700gb of junk.. hell yea !
ps. even my desktop look's clean

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tagiscom

8 years ago

Originally Posted by PhenixMB

juggling flaming kittens in pyjamas ? well that's a nice way to start a day

was clearing my hard drive from some old stuf, delited like 700gb of junk.. hell yea !
ps. even my desktop look's clean

I thought that all IM did that, but l did leave out Midget throwing, always puts out my arm!

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Sanjosh

8 years ago

Looking for a solution within this forum. Hope might someone will help me out.

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BigFrank Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Sanjosh

Looking for a solution within this forum. Hope might someone will help me out.

In order to come up with a solution to a problem, you must first clearly identify it.

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  I think we should each list our best 100 solutions, in complete detail. And then the OP can tell us if one of us happened to hit upon his problem.
  
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PaulSch 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Sanjosh

Looking for a solution for this forum.

Did a Big Frank and fixed that for you.
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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

Thing you gotta remember about the Titanic is that she was a real big deal in her day.

Before she sank, she was floatin' luxury — the kinda cruise ship commandin' big dollar spendo we see hummin' through the waves alla the time in our cool noo millennium.

Woulda been a kissa class to ride in that boat.

Service like they got on Downton Abbey, music playin' while you dined out in real swanky clothes.

Shut my eyes, I can feel the hum down there in the ballroom — alla the adventurous types of the day, swirlin' round as the band swung the big ship across the water, beat of the drum echoin' slappa wave against the mighty hull.

But, yeah — then they hit the iceberg.

Beat went on, but it was panic.

Originally Posted by enjamulahsan

listing to song

Ha!

I am in the tub, I got music playin' — but I am not atop a dangerously sinkable inflatable.

Figure I survived this typo.

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David Beroff

8 years ago

Originally Posted by enjamulahsan

What are you doing now???
.............I am listing to song and browsing internet as well the warrior forum

What am I doing now? I am wondering who on earth is going to buy your writing services, even at a penny a word, when you can't string together a single English sentence without at least eight spelling and grammatical errors, (and I won't even touch the lack of semantic content):

I am listening to a song and browsing the Internet, as well the Warrior Forum.

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BigFrank

Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by David Beroff

What am I doing now? I am wondering who on earth is going to buy your writing services, even at a penny a word, when you can't string together a single English sentence without at least eight spelling and grammatical errors, (and I won't even touch the lack of semantic content):

Harsh, but totally necessary. lol

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butters

8 years ago

Originally Posted by David Beroff

What am I doing now? I am wondering who on earth is going to buy your writing services, even at a penny a word, when you can't string together a single English sentence without at least eight spelling and grammatical errors, (and I won't even touch the lack of semantic content):

Reading Dave go straight savage and warrior slapping you down.

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sbucciarel

Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by David Beroff

What am I doing now? I am wondering who on earth is going to buy your writing services, even at a penny a word, when you can't string together a single English sentence without at least eight spelling and grammatical errors, (and I won't even touch the lack of semantic content):

I too am wondering why someone would hire a "writer" with such poor English skills that the articles would have to be rewritten in entirety before using them. That's what I am doing right now ... at this very moment.

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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter

Only if there is gravy involved.

Seein' as how this thread is kinda goin' nowhere, I was jus' minded to wonder whether I could crawl across the room with a boat of gravy on my back without spillin' anythin'.

But then I saw the real problem.

How do I fix up a gravy boat on my back without assistance?

Ooh ooh - I got me a thought experiment!
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Gonna boil up some gravy an' leave it to cool while I dig out a contortion-friendly sweater.

Meanwhile - any suggestions?

I may duplicate this post over at Mind Warriors also, because they are such visionary f*ckers.

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Dan Riffle

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Seein' as how this thread is kinda goin' nowhere, I was jus' minded to wonder whether I could crawl across the room with a boat of gravy on my back without spillin' anythin'.

But then I saw the real problem.

How do I fix up a gravy boat on my back without assistance?

Ooh ooh - I got me a thought experiment!
E
Gonna boil up some gravy an' leave it to cool while I dig out a contortion-friendly sweater.

Meanwhile - any suggestions?

I may duplicate this post over at Mind Warriors also, because they are such visionary f*ckers.

Easy, peasy. Put the gravy in an old laundry detergent bottle - the kind with a thumb spout where you thumb down the ball on top of the spout and the liquid streams out. Place the bottle on the edge of a coffee table.

Low crawl half-way under the table with the gravy boat in hand. Summoning all of your internal elasticity, place the gravy boat on your back. Reach up and press the spout to start streaming the gravy into the boat. If you spray gravy all over your back, well, been-there-done-that, right?

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David Beroff 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

How do I fix up a gravy boat on my back without assistance?

Simple: Charge US$19.95 a head. See? Guys instantly appear out of the woodwork to help!
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- Princess Balestra 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by David Beroff
  
  Simple: Charge US$19.95 a head. See? Guys instantly appear out of the woodwork to help!
  
  Ha!
  
  That would be so cool in a movie.
  
  Skywalker is down to his last.
  
  Stormtroopers circle his stumbling form.
  
  "Please, someone, help me out here with my gravy!" cries the embattled Jedi.
  
  Metal panels fly from the corridor walls, releasing a swarm of enthusiastic men eager to earn a few bucks.
  
  One says,"are you crawling, or tiptoeing for this?"
  
  "I'll do the f*ckin' breaststroke along the floor if you wanna," says Skywalker, "just dispose of the bad guys willya?"
  
  I figure if lamps got their genies of salvation, cries of GRAVY oughtta summon random guys.
  
  Gonna test this out in the mall tomorrow.
  
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Michael Ten

8 years ago

Right now I am praying and attempting to help hasten the defeat of aging.

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  Originally Posted by David Beroff
  
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Dennis Gaskill

8 years ago

I'm trying to find a word that rhymes with "jejune."

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driven2fly 8 years ago

So far I was surfing for good information and now I am lost in between "Are we there yet?" and " I don't know"

Wow
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Princess Balestra 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

I'm trying to find a word that rhymes with "jejune."

Love is a fool's kinda ride.
My heart beats in tune with your tide.
Vacuous an' stoopid inside,
I will be your jejune bride.
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- David Beroff 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Princess Balestra
  
  Love is a fool's kinda ride.
  My heart beats in tune with your tide.
  Vacuous an' stoopid inside,
  I will be your jejune bride.
  
  Your love is left hanging,
  inside a spittoon.
  Or perhaps it's found orbiting,
  around small Neptune.
  Alas, you're about to realize,
  not a minute too soon:
  The man plainly asked for,
  what rhymes with "jejune".
  
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PaulSch 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

I'm trying to find a word that rhymes with "jejune."

Rabbit.

Even my Kindle poetry books flop and I just don't know why.
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- Dennis Gaskill 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  I'm trying to find a word that rhymes with "jejune."
  
  Originally Posted by Princess Balestra
  
  Love is a fool's kinda ride.
  My heart beats in tune with your tide.
  Vacuous an' stoopid inside,
  I will be your jejune bride.
  
  Originally Posted by PaulSch
  
  Rabbit.
  
  Even my Kindle poetry books flop and I just don't know why.
  
  Well, thanks...but I wasn't really trying to find a rhyme for jejune. It was an oblique reference to...
  
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  Dan Riffle 8 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  Well, thanks...but I wasn't really trying to find a rhyme for jejune. It was an oblique reference to...
  
  While it certainly doesn't rhyme, I'm pretty sure "Claude" is a synonym.
  
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purushottam1973

8 years ago

Sleeping bro..

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enjamulahsan Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by purushottam1973

Sleeping bro..

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hrishivardhan

8 years ago

Browsing Warrior forums to find interesting post to reply.

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enjamulahsan

Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by hrishivardhan

Browsing Warrior forums to find interesting post to reply.

Hope you already found it.

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tagiscom

8 years ago

Licking my wounds, and avoiding certain threads!

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discrat

8 years ago

Looking at Claude Videos on Youtube and frothing at the mouth

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Dan Riffle

8 years ago

Originally Posted by discrat

Looking at Claude Videos on Redtube and frothing at the mouth

Fixed 'er for ya'.

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Banned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Looking at Claude Videos on Redtube and frothing at the mouth

Fixed 'er for ya'.