What's your favorite Big Frank quote?

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This is my favorite one...

"The only guarantee in life is that one day you will die."
  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    "Sometimes, late at night, I put on my pink footie pajamas and watch the complete My Little Pony boxed set while eating as many bowls of Fruity Pebbles and Skittles as I can. Then I get a tummy ache "
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    If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes.

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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    Ok ... here we go.

    "None of this is supposed to be personal. While I may think that you
    are an inbred, toothless goober that will have sexual relations with
    anything in your barn, I by no means want any of this to be deemed a
    personal attack. (Where the hell are the old emoticons when you need
    one?). It's nothing more than the on/off state of pixels on a screen
    and is not meant to hurt anyone. I strive to never intentionally hurt
    any human being and while I oftentimes debate whether or not you
    actually possess enough functioning synapses to meet the criteria for
    inclusion as a higher life form, I do not ever want to actually hurt,
    ridicule or offend you. That said, if I am able to get you so angry
    that you foam at the mouth and drop that ferret that your buggering -
    then it was a good day. A very good day, indeed." ~ Big Frank
    From my private email collection

    "She’s probably out getting a high-colonic. :-)”
    You are not being very nice to rocks. :-)
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    ............ and

    "I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being too hard on ####. I'll lighten up. I wouldn't want him to soil his pretty pink panties and that is NOT an insult. I am merely complimenting him on his fashion sense. Nothing more." ~ Big Frank
    "I suffered the agony of Mad Cow for over 5 years - until I divorced her." ~ Big Frank
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    ha ha ha.... Got another one and it's a doozy.

    Unfortunately, some of my best stuff has never been seen as I actually do possess a modicum of self-restraint and often step away from the keyboard without clicking 'submit.'
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    Here's one not from Frank, but about Frank.

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
    I almost wish that Big Frank hated me.
    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    So do I.

    Dare to dream.
    ME: I'll second that. Come on Frank ... beat me, whip me, talk bad to me. Please ....
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    • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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      Ya' know - I'll be dead soon enough. Save this stuff for the celebration.

      Cheers. - Frank
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

        Ya' know - I'll be dead soon enough. Save this stuff for the celebration.

        Cheers. - Frank
        It will never be soon enough.
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        • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          It will never be soon enough.
          That may be true, but I can assure that folks hope that you go first. lol

          Cheers. - Frank
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          • Profile picture of the author discrat
            Sometimes you get around the Fun and Bullshit and you see what some people are really made of
            One of my favorite you big mushy teddy bear you lol. ..


            Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

            Denigrating the life-struggle of others relating to a human complexity that you have never lived through or don't understand does not take any courage at all.

            Cheers. - Frank
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            • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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              Originally Posted by discrat View Post

              Sometimes you get around the Fun and Bullshit and you see what some people are really made of
              One of my favorite you big mushy teddy bear you lol. ..
              My ex-VA therapist maintains to this day that I am the single most empathetic narcissist she has ever encountered. I'm very proud of that fact. lol

              Cheers. - Frank
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      • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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        Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

        Ya' know - I'll be dead soon enough. Save this stuff for the celebration.

        Cheers. - Frank
        It's a roast, Frank ... the same kind they give celebrities who are still alive. If you were not, it wouldn't be nearly as joyful.
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        • Profile picture of the author discrat
          Why feed the monster of a person who already has an ego as big as Texas

          But I'll bite...
          Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

          It's been my experience that we all have our own personal level of douche. It's just the way the world is and there's not much anyone can do about it.
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          I have the legs of a goddess
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          I don't know of anyone who would touch Claude with a 10 foot pole.
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          • Profile picture of the author kenmichaels
            Originally Posted by discrat View Post

            Why feed the monster of a person who already has an ego as big as Texas
            It's called an alibi
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          • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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            Originally Posted by discrat View Post

            Why feed the monster of a person who already has an ego as big as Texas.
            I have more than once tried to explain this to folks, but I will give it one final shot, in order to clarify. I usual point this out when someone accuses me of being arrogant, but it works for egotism, also.

            There is an extremely thin line, which demarcates the boundary between massive displays of ego and the ever-present supreme self-confidence that I exude. Oftentimes, it requires an above average intellect for that line to be accurately discerned.

            If, what you see as it pertains to me is interpreted as ego, then you need to examine your own IQ, :-)

            Feel free to file this one away.

            Cheers. - Frank
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            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
              Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

              I have more than once tried to explain this to folks, but I will give it one final shot, in order to clarify. I usual point this out when someone accuses me of being arrogant, but it works for egotism, also.

              There is an extremely thin line, which demarcates the boundary between massive displays of ego and the ever-present supreme self-confidence that I exude. Oftentimes, it requires an above average intellect for that line to be accurately discerned.
              Whenever a woman asks Frank, "What is that smell you are exuding?"

              Frank says, "My after shave....Extreme Self Confidence, my dear".


              I know the difference too. Ego can be delusional. (Guess who I'm thinking about) Confidence just shows a deep level of self awareness.





              Frank; I can't imagine anyone celebrating when you're gone.

              (Sucking up in hopes of being in the Will)
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              • Profile picture of the author BigFrank
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                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                Frank; I can't imagine anyone celebrating when you're gone.
                There will be a few. It's been a long life and I have not always been the nearly perfect person I have blossomed into in my later years. :-)
                (Sucking up in hopes of being in the Will)
                If you want to benefit from my will, I suggest you get a room at my local SPCA. That's where most everything is going.

                I'm sure they'd be happy to accommodate you, after a flea-dip! :-)

                Cheers. - Frank
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