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ShowerThoughts: Sarah Connor was the very first victim of cyber-bullying.

by Joe Mobley
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I have spent an entire day not seeing, hearing, looking after or cleaning up after kids. A day like this would be an unspeakable luxury if I had kids.


There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today, than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.


Amazon should have a "Secret Santa" feature, where you buy an item for a random person who has it on their wish list.


I wonder if my gym will be super full of new Asian people now because today is Chinese New Year.


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    The first guy that paid for life insurance died never knowing if it was a scam.
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      Originally Posted by detroitwomen View Post

      You can purchase.
      .............. huh?
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      • Profile picture of the author discrat
        Wtf ?
        Too early in morning to understand what this Thread is about lol
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          Originally Posted by Joe Mobley View Post

          I have spent an entire day not seeing, hearing, looking after or cleaning up after kids. A day like this would be an unspeakable luxury if I had kids.


          There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today, than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.


          Amazon should have a "Secret Santa" feature, where you buy an item for a random person who has it on their wish list.
          LOL, pretty funny, yes perky until they move about then it becomes, perky and Frankensteins ungrades!

          Don't really get the Viagra one, but l don't listen to doctors, so.....

          From what l recently read, if someone is vitamin D deficient, they should continue to slip, slop, and apparently go and see the doctor for a pill!

          Anything but ditch the hat, or sunscreen occasionally?

          Spock on Crack logic!


          I wonder if my gym will be super full of new Asian people now because today is Chinese New Year.


          Joe Mobley
          No, but l would keep an eye out for stinkin apes!


          Originally Posted by SteveJohnson View Post

          The first guy that paid for life insurance died never knowing if it was a scam.
          Yes, life insurance, pour hundreds per year into it, hoping that you get sick enough to cash in?

          Makes perfect sense to me!

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    Oh, I'm not digging what I just clicked into. Thought I went to a different site.
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