How are you positioned for Valentines day?

by sebastianbach Banned
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Success in business and in life comes down to nothing more than good positioning!

Hello Warriors, how are you positioned? By the time you've read this post, you're going to know why you fail and how to look at things much differently in order to finally WIN. Lets do this!

OK, so I regularly play highly competitive CS:GO matches. For those of you who don't know what CS:GO is, Counter Strike Global Offensive is an online objective-based multiplayer first-person shooter. Each player joins either the Terrorist or Counter-Terrorist team and attempts to complete objectives or eliminate the enemy team. The game operates in short rounds that end when all players on one side are dead or a team's objective is completed. For most game modes, once a player dies, they must wait until the round ends to re-spawn.

So I often find myself in a 1 v 5 situation. All my team mates are dead and now I have to face off against 5 opponents. Impossible right? WRONG! Instead of running out into the open, allowing all 5 enemies to easily shoot me down in a shower of bullets, I position myself tightly into the wall, using it for cover. This forces my 5 opponents to run for cover also as they can't see me and don't want to get picked off out in the open. As I just peak out from my cover, they can only do the same, the 1 v 5 is now really just 5 x 1v1 mini fights. Of which I rarely lose. I beat the odds, win the match down to nothing more than good positioning. My great positioning leveled the playing field and I win victorious.

Good positioning works the same in all aspects of business and life. If you aren't well positioned in your business, you will get picked off by your better positioned competitors. Maybe they have a bigger warehouse, maybe their processes are more efficient, maybe their staff are harder working, so many reasons why your competitors could be better positioned than you for success. It's that simple. You must learn how to best position yourself in your business and in life.

For example, how many of you are badly positioned for Valentines day? Lets look more deeply into this. What is the goal of Valentines day? Well, considering that Valentines day is known to be the absolute best night of the year to easily bed down with a beautiful women, usually far out of your league ordinarily, due to their desperate need to seek validation from their beauty to draw self-esteem from literally anyone, all you have to do is show up, you don't even need game. But you do need to be single to take advantage of it.

So firstly, if you are attached come Valentines day, that's terrible positioning. You're stuck home with some frump when you should be going out and taking advantage of the easiest night of the year to be with a smoking hot perfect 10!

Lets look at some valentines positioning scenarios.

Married men - Only yesterday a report was released showing that 1 in 4 couples over 50 NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN! Read that again guys, 1 in 4 married men over 50 NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN. EVER! Do you want to be THAT GUY? I know, doesn't bare thinking about does it. Can you imagine, even if you are lucky enough not to get taken to the cleaners through divorce, if your marriage is successful, past 50 you might never get any sex again. BAD POSITIONING, VERY BAD!

Young guy with girlfriend - These guys think they've got it going on. WRONG! They have to go out and buy presents and gifts, spend money on an expensive meal and night out just to sleep with the same female they get to sleep with every night of the year for free. HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE. IT'S FREAKING STUPID! BAD POSITIONING!

ME - I have an awesome day playing CS:GO in my mothers basement, I go out to the local bar at 11pm where all the hotties in very tight dresses who haven't found a cool guy are desperately hoping to find someone, ANYONE, to go home with. They can't bare the though of going home alone on VALENTINES NIGHT! I buy one drink for myself, walk over to the hottest female I can find and just say, you look beautiful! That's it, that's all you have to do. By 8am the next morning she's doing the walk of shame to the taxi and I'm firing up the PC for more CS:GO fun. AMAZING POSITIONING.

I hope this helps some of you realize that in order to succeed, all you have to do is change your positioning and you will start winning. NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, JUST ASK YOURSELF THIS QUESTION,

AM I BEST POSITIONED TO WIN TODAY!

And to think, some people said I add nothing to this forum.

Good luck Warriors!
  • Profile picture of the author positivenegative
    Z Z Z z z z z z z z z z . . . . . here we go again.


    Originally Posted by sebastianbach View Post

    I have an awesome day playing CS:GO in my mothers basement
    That's just the mental image I had of you.


    Originally Posted by sebastianbach View Post

    I go out to the local bar at 11pm where all the hotties in very tight dresses who haven't found a cool guy are desperately hoping to find someone, ANYONE, to go home with. They can't bare the though of going home alone on VALENTINES NIGHT! I buy one drink for myself, walk over to the hottest female
    Dream on.

    And no doubt your "hottie" will be pining for you until the next date.




    Originally Posted by sebastianbach View Post

    By 8am the next morning she's doing the walk of shame to the taxi and I'm firing up the PC for more CS:GO fun.
    That's it. Back to the basement to continue dreaming.

    Everything you write points to insecurity, attention seeking, and a desperation for acceptance by others. Sadly you also have the huge burden of childishness and delusions of self-importance to overcome. It's also hard and mentally unstabilizing in the long term to be a loner.

    If your ramblings above are anything to go by then your lack of morals would never attract or endear any half decent and self respecting woman to you. Likewise, your ramblings and attitude in this forum will only ensure you remain friendless until the ban hammer strikes. Does any of that really give you satisfaction? I think not.
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    • Profile picture of the author Cali16
      Playing video games in your mother's basement and bringing home strange women you meet in a bar for a one night stand is your idea of "winning"?

      No surprise there...
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      • Profile picture of the author sebastianbach
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        Originally Posted by Cali16 View Post

        Playing video games in your mother's basement and bringing home strange women you meet in a bar for a one night stand is your idea of "winning"?
        YES! Yes it is!

        I'm sure most men would agree that this would make for a mighty fine day.

        Sometimes I fear you just don't know men at all Cali.

        I've only just posted my value busting super thread and I've already attracted too comments of hate and attack. It's not on this.
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    • Profile picture of the author sebastianbach
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      Originally Posted by positivenegative View Post

      until the ban hammer strikes..
      Haven't you just been banned? I suggest you stop hating on me unless you want another ban chum!

      Although, just like Kim Kardashian's haters, you just make my star shine brighter! Now get on topic with my thread or I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
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      • Profile picture of the author discrat
        What up, Walking Carpet ?
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        • Profile picture of the author sebastianbach
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          Originally Posted by discrat View Post

          What up, Walking Carpet ?
          What does that even mean? Why are you deliberately coming here to talk nonsense. There's a serious danger now of this thread getting derailed. Can we please try to stay on topic. It's really frustrating guys. I don't attack your threads, do as you would be done by please.

          So, do you all at least agree with my concept of positioning?
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by sebastianbach View Post

      YES! Yes it is!

      I'm sure most men would agree that this would make for a mighty fine day.

      Sometimes I fear you just don't know men at all Cali.

      I've only just posted my value busting super thread and I've already attracted too comments of hate and attack. It's not on this.
      Originally Posted by sebastianbach View Post

      *two comments
      You can edit your posts. You don't need to make a correction post.
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      • Profile picture of the author Kay King
        Now I see the humor. Those German girls must be desperate.
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      • Profile picture of the author sebastianbach
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        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        You can edit your posts. You don't need to make a correction post.
        I can't. I've been put on some kind of feed forum access only. This is worse than being banned, not that I know what being banned is like you understand.
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        • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
          Originally Posted by sebastianbach View Post

          I can't. I've been put on some kind of feed forum access only. This is worse than being banned, not that I know what being banned is like you understand.
          That may be temporary. Try logging out and logging back in. It worked for others a couple days ago. Or it was just coincidence, but worth a try.
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    • Profile picture of the author sebastianbach
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      Why do you persist with your relentless attacks upon me? I've done nothing wrong to you. I have never been banned. I am a new member trying to establish his authority on this great forum. You're won't even stop when I make empty threats to put you on the news! Can you please show me some courtesy. I'm going to be the next big thing around here! THE money making guru marketer of all time on this forum leading millions of warriors to success from my mothers basement and you won't even let me get started without a battle. WELL SO BE IT!

      Even though you and your legion of bullies continue to attack me, I shall not flag or fail. I shall go on to the end, I shall fight you in this thread, I shall fight you on the seas and oceans, I shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, I shall defend my right to speak out for what is right and good, whatever the cost may be, I shall fight on the beaches, I shall fight on the landing grounds, I shall fight in the fields and in the streets, I shall fight in the hills; I shall never surrender, until, in God's good time, the New Warrior Forum, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by sebastianbach View Post

        Why do you persist with your relentless attacks upon me? I've done nothing wrong to you. I have never been banned. I am a new member trying to establish his authority on this great forum. You're won't even stop when I make empty threats to put you on the news! Can you please show me some courtesy. I'm going to be the next big thing around here! THE money making guru marketer of all time on this forum leading millions of warriors to success from my mothers basement and you won't even let me get started without a battle. WELL SO BE IT!

        Even though you and your legion of bullies continue to attack me, I shall not flag or fail. I shall go on to the end, I shall fight you in this thread, I shall fight you on the seas and oceans, I shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, I shall defend my right to speak out for what is right and good, whatever the cost may be, I shall fight on the beaches, I shall fight on the landing grounds, I shall fight in the fields and in the streets, I shall fight in the hills; I shall never surrender, until, in God's good time, the New Warrior Forum, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.
        That's great, 'bastian.

        Just remember, while you're doing all that battlin', you can use the edit button to correct your posts.
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      • Profile picture of the author Kay King
        I'm going to be the next big thing around here! THE money making guru marketer of all time on this forum leading millions of warriors to success from my mothers basement and you won't even let me get started without a battle.
        Good for you - have you told Mom there will be millions of warriors in her basement soon? Might want to clear that....but high five on the humor.
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        • Profile picture of the author sebastianbach
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          Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

          Good for you - have you told Mom there will be millions of warriors in her basement soon? Might want to clear that....but high five on the humor.
          So you choose to mock me Ms King? Do you genuinely believe that just because I live in mother's basement I don't have the wherewithal to clamber up out of my molly coddled surroundings, to thrust myself out on to the battlefield of business to win the day? Mark my words, nobody will go on to achieve more in the field of internet marketing than I, if I say it, then it will become true, the law of attraction and Frank Kern said so.

          As for your earlier gibe about German women. They are indeed great, although they can sometimes be a little slow. Last Valentines, instead of telling this hottie she was beautiful, I decided to go all James Bond Villain, I said, how would you like to come back to my underground lair? She seemed very excited until we walked down the steps to my quarters, she looked horrified and just said, your mothers basement? to which I replied, what part of underground lair didn't you understand?

          She huffed and stormed out. You'd think my Valentines night was ruined right? WRONG! I'm not beaten that easily, Mother came down with some late night amuse-bouche then hugged me on the sofa as we watched re-runs of Seinfeld.

          That's the sort of can do attitude you chumps are dealing with! I'm too big to fail!
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    lol. Who's next?
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  • How am I positioned for Valentine's Day?

    Well, lemme see now, lemme visualise...

    * ziiiiing *

    * zooooong *

    * zuuuung *

    K — I think I am on top of the situation now. Just gotta go manifest.

    Meanwhile, while I see your ambition and sincerity, gotta tellya you will not get far by bein' so snappy an' reactive evry time the comments roll in.

    But I am cool with your post.

    You got a central point, knitted together with a double helix of analogy.

    It does not reveal a great deal about HOW to get yourself positioned, but that is OK — I am sure you will reveal all later.

    Sheesh. I cannot stop thinkin' about positionin' now.

    It is inside me, writhin' around like some song you can't get outta your head.

    Drunk in Love by Beyonce.

    Oh, my mortal heart...
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by sebastianbach View Post

      I can't. I've been put on some kind of feed forum access only. This is worse than being banned, not that I know what being banned is like you understand.
      Be careful for what you wish for!

      Originally Posted by discrat View Post

      What up, Walking Carpet ?
      No, he isn't WC, he can string a sentence together! And hasn't posted a video, talking down to his poor minions about how great he thinks he is!

      Originally Posted by sebastianbach View Post

      What does that even mean? Why are you deliberately coming here to talk nonsense. There's a serious danger now of this thread getting derailed. Can we please try to stay on topic. It's really frustrating guys. I don't attack your threads, do as you would be done by please.

      So, do you all at least agree with my concept of positioning?
      Stay on topic, lol, ok, read some storys today about people who couldn't meet anyone, and did!

      One just pointed to a map, went there and got lucky, others usual stuff!

      I had someone who was pretty attractive look me over at a printing place a few days ago, but that is as far as it went.

      So, at the moment it is telling myself it will happen, blah, blah, but this stupid day always gets to me!

      And for the record l did have someone who was very attractive take an interest, but she was probably 27, and l am almost double that. So it would have been more of your type of relationship, or a pretty superficial one!

      Hard to judge my age.

      So, l will just get through this crap as best l can, and hope that it or she doesn't drag on til next Val, day!

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      • Profile picture of the author Kay King
        Do you genuinely believe that just because I live in mother's basement I don't have the wherewithal to clamber up out of my molly coddled surroundings, to thrust myself out on to the battlefield of business to win the day?
        Well, yeah, pretty much.

        She huffed and stormed out. You'd think my Valentines night was ruined right? WRONG! I'm not beaten that easily, Mother came down with some late night amuse-bouche then hugged me on the sofa as we watched re-runs of Seinfeld.
        Why do I think Mom and snacks are more common in your lair than hotties picked up at a bar? Not putting you down - Mom and snacks are fine.

        Nah - not gross enough for WC....
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        • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
          Originally Posted by sebastianbach View Post

          By the time you've read this post, you're going to know why you fail and how to look at things much differently in order to finally WIN.
          This is just ripe.

          Originally Posted by sebastianbach View Post

          I can't. I've been put on some kind of feed forum access only. This is worse than being banned, not that I know what being banned is like you understand.
          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA AAAAA


          I think on that note I can totally go back to work for the day now.

          Yes, it does feel worse than being banned.

          lol, hysterical.
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            The living in Mom's basement sicko is showing through, darlin'.

            How are you positioned for Valentines day?
            None of your business! If I told you, that would be TMI.


            Terra
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            • Profile picture of the author discrat
              Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

              The living in Mom's basement sicko is showing through, darlin'.



              None of your business! If I told you, that would be TMI.


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              Don't think Magnum would be too appreciative either of disclosing that
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