A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act. "You're going to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket" But, officer, I didn't catch these -- they are my pet fish and I just bring them here to swim. When they're done they jump back into the bucket. "Oh really? This I've got to see. If you can prove it, I'll let you go." The fisherman empties the bucket into the lake and waits patiently. A few minutes go by and nothing happens.
Game warden: So where are the fish?
Fisherman: What fish?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What's brown and sticky?
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
'Cause if they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
What G-Rated Joke Always Cracks You Up?
|Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks "Do you smell fish?"
|Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"