Showerthoughts: I live alone with a cat. The most used word in my home is probably "meow".

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So many pens and pencils don't live out their full writing potential.


Snowmobile engines should be rated in dogpower.


College is a place where we go to learn about how to pay off College.


Porn stars should choose pseudonyms that are easier to type with only your left hand


It's going to get super scary once people make computer viruses for self-driving cars.


The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.


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If you're a woman and you're annoyed that there's no song that has your name, you can name your daughter Stacy to fix it



Joe Mobley
  • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
    Nothing like a little gratuitus "Stacey's Mom" for the guys first thing in the morning.

    Where's my eye candy Joe? That's a fine Valentine....
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    "May I have ten thousand marbles, please?"

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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Claude's only shower thought: "You know, I should probably consider taking one some day."
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    Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.

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