Transvestite tips - How to look more convincing as a woman

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  • I figure the hottest tip gonna cause the biggest problem, but I guess there are special panties to help with that.
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

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    There are no photos of me. Not even a mention.

    I'm offended.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      There are no photos of me. Not even a mention.

      I'm offended.
      We are talking about Transvestites here, not Transgendered.
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      • Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        We are talking about Transvestites here, not Transgendered.
        Clearly, that shoulda been made more transparent.
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        • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
          You're missing the little "TIPS" icon on this thread.

          I will now upvote.
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Whateva,

            I just read your sig and I have to say,

            I love that!!

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            • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
              Here you go Claude, the TRUTH be told!



              You will probably need 10 kids, l think?

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              • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

                Here you go Claude, the TRUTH be told!



                You will probably need 10 kids, l think?

                Shane!!

                No, no, no!

                You know I can't unsee that, right?

                Quick! Can someone give me a link to Claude's bubble wrap video, please, before that's burned into my retinas forever?

                At least in that one, he's kinda cute.


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                • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                  Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                  Shane!!

                  No, no, no!

                  You know I can't unsee that, right?

                  Quick! Can someone give me a link to Claude's bubble wrap video, please, before that's burned into my retina forever?

                  At least in that one, he's kinda cute.


                  Terra
                  LOL, owl too much?

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                  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                    Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

                    LOL, owl too much?

                    I saw that.


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          • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
            Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter View Post

            You're missing the little "TIPS" icon on this thread.

            I will now upvote.
            Fixed. ...............
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        • Profile picture of the author seasoned
          Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

          Clearly, that shoulda been made more transparent.
          MY GOD! I just realized yet ANOTHER piece of garbage created by the ridiculous redefining of the English language.

          I once spoke to a guy about Gaelic and HE, and I am NOT kidding, said "THEY HAVE THEIR OWN LANGUAGE!?!?!?!?" He apparently thought I was talking about homosexuals!

          I wonder....

          TRANS-GENDERED
          TRANS-VESTITE
          TRANS-PARENT

          Can you imagine some immigrant, or little kid, hearing about TRANS-PARENT and thinking it is something like a person with kids that is a TRANS-VESTITE or something?

          And YEAH, I KNOW TRANS means BEYOND!

          Little known fact! TRANS-SYLVANIA means BEYOND THE FOREST!

          Steve
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          • Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

            And YEAH, I KNOW TRANS means BEYOND!
            Steve
            I guess we are talking about matters essentially transitional an' betweeny.

            We are in the uncertain zone, the nebulous place, the shilly-shally 'boobs n' balls' limbo.

            Nothing is CERTAIN.

            Nothing is...STEVE.

            When grammarians talk about transitive verbs, mebbe what they mean is...tranSTEVE verbs!

            Why kick the shit outta a sentence when you can KICK the shit outta a sentence?

            Oh, yeah -- that first 'kick' is draggin' its heels, hangin' round on the edge, tryin' to figure whether it should be a 'toe' or a 'push'.

            It is a hybrid, a vacillator, the satnav on The Trannowagon.

            I WANT fewer tranSTEVE verbs!

            I DEMAND them!
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    • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      There are no photos of me. Not even a mention.

      I'm offended.
      The title says Transvestite "Tips" not Tits.
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    Do these tips work if you have a 12 inch long beard?
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    Some would say ALL tits are tips. Sorry, SOMEONE had to say it.

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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

      Some would say ALL tits are tips. Sorry, SOMEONE had to say it.

      Steve
      Not quite correct Steve. All nipples are tips. When it comes to breast anatomy, our nipple is the crowning touch. It's at the business end of the breast milk system, it is very sensitive to touch and temperature and may be the place our partner likes to target.

      Now you are completely educated on the breast. Someone had to do it, lol!



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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Not quite correct Steve. All nipples are tips. When it comes to breast anatomy, our nipple is the crowning touch. It's at the business end of the breast milk system, it is very sensitive to touch and temperature and may be the place our partner likes to target.

        Now you are completely educated on the breast. Someone had to do it, lol!



        Terra
        Yes, what is it about celebrates and no bra?

        Or wearing something that resembles the Emperors new clothes?

        Maybe celebrates, (women) are desperate for high ratings to make a buck, or wear some designer, nightmare so they can both make a buck, or they are exhibitionists?

        Yes, the fashion industry would collapse if double sided tape was scarce!

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      • Profile picture of the author Kurt
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Not quite correct Steve. All nipples are tips. When it comes to breast anatomy, our nipple is the crowning touch. It's at the business end of the breast milk system, it is very sensitive to touch and temperature and may be the place our partner likes to target.

        Now you are completely educated on the breast. Someone had to do it, lol!



        Terra
        A titillating topic. I'll need to keep abreast of the situation.
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

          A titillating topic. I'll need to keep abreast of the situation.

          Well, it's quite obvious that you're no boob!


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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Not quite correct Steve. All nipples are tips. When it comes to breast anatomy, our nipple is the crowning touch. It's at the business end of the breast milk system, it is very sensitive to touch and temperature and may be the place our partner likes to target.
        Go on......
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          Go on......
          LOL Claude!
          Use your imagination, I'm sure it will do a much better job than I ever could.


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      • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        All nipples are tips. When it comes to breast anatomy, our nipple is the crowning touch. It's at the business end of the breast milk system, it is very sensitive to touch and temperature and may be the place our partner likes to target.
        Plus, nipples can bleed if you are a long distance runner and don't put tape over them. You can't leave that out.
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by TimPhelan View Post

          Plus, nipples can bleed if you are a long distance runner and don't put tape over them. You can't leave that out.
          I was only speaking from my experiences.


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          • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            I was only speaking from my experiences.


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            Go on.....
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by TimPhelan View Post

          Plus, nipples can bleed if you are a long distance runner and don't put tape over them. You can't leave that out.
          So, what you are really saying...for everyone to read between the lines...is that my nipples almost certainly have never bled.

          You're on my list now, Mister.
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  • Gotta figure there would be bloodshed if you left duct tape on your strawbos for a coupla days an' then tore it off in a reckless manner.

    Ooooooow!

    That would even have tats off.
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